BOIL: The point a parent reaches upon hearing the automatic "Yuck" before a food is even tasted.

CASSEROLE: Combination of favorite foods that go uneaten because they are mixed together.

DESSERT: The reason for eating a meal.

EVAPORATE: Magic trick performed by children when it comes time to clear the table or wash dishes.

FRUIT: A natural sweet not to be confused with dessert.

REFRIGERATOR: A very expensive and inefficient room air conditioner when not being used as an art gallery.

SODA POP: Shake 'N Spray.

TABLE LEG: Percussion instrument.

A father is in church with three of his young children, including his five year old daughter.

As was customary, he sat in the very front row so that the children could properly witness the service.

Cybersalt News

Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

Well, isn't this an interesting time we are all living in! While I certainly have my own thoughts and feelings about current events, I want to share with you a wonderful email my pastor wrote last week. You can ignore the part about the time change, but the rest is a really good word for all of us who are followers of Jesus.

mailchi.mp/35e8de30a78f/covid-19-and-a-time-change

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

Odd News Reports

*"The license fee for altered dogs with a certificate will be $3 and for pets owned by senior citizens who have not been altered the fee will be $1.50."

*"Dr. Benjamin Porter visited the school yesterday and lectured on 'Destructive Pests.' A large number were present."

*"The sewer expansion project is nearing completion but city officials are holding their breath until it is officially finished."

*"The ladies of the county medical society auxiliary plan to publish a cookbook. Part of the money will go to the Samaritan Hospital to purchase a stomach pump."

One-liner #1456

Meandering to a different drummer.

Are You One of Them?

There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

Quote #1894

 "I walk down memory lane because I love running into you."

- unknown

Today's Illustration

Golf Attendance

The little church in the suburbs suddenly stopped buying from its regular office supply dealer. So, the dealer telephoned Deacon Brown to ask why.

"I'll tell you why," said Deacon Brown. "Our church ordered some pencils from you to be used in the pews for visitors to register."

"Well," interrupted the dealer, "didn't you receive them yet?"

"Oh, we received them all right," replied Deacon Brown.

"However, you sent us some golf pencils...each stamped with the words, 'Play Golf Next Sunday'."

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.

There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

Only a fraction of people will find this funny.