No Ball Games

There's always someone who wants to rain on your parade.
Canada Number One Sign

Canada - Number 1 Eh!
No Fuel

The gas station's "No Fuel Sale" wasn't as successful as their restaurant's "No Gas Sale."
Airplane Crossing

Don't bother stopping - you'll be fine if you duck your head.
Nightmare On Elm Street

It was a nightmare to get directions to Elm Street.

Dog Well Trained

Yeah, we get it: he's well trained.
Cat Kiss

Mitzy soon regretted meeting Ray from the chat room.
Dog Shave

When your face feels ruffits time to shave.
Cat Slippers

Things got noisy when an extremely groggy Martha tried to put her slippers on.
Canadian Coffee

Here's the Canadian way to find coffee.