Sign Secruity

Secruity to the parking lot please!
Dairy Queen Lizzard Sign

I'll have a slice of chamaeleon please.
Time To Change Bakeries

It's a sign you should change bakeries.
Don't Drink and Drive Sign

Don't drink and paint signs either.
Use Other Door

Management didn't think their clientele were the brightest lights around.

Monkey Break

A rarely seen photo from the coffee-break room at the zoo.
Four Mile Baptist

In order to settle an argument between the church naming committee and the community…
Soldier Roll Call

Private Jiang was always tense at roll call.
Gap in Teeth Toothbrush

Nethessity ith the muther uff inventhion.
Sidewalk Ends

Fear of being sued begins.