Stop, Drop and Roll

Carrollton Avenue Baptist Church: Proud participant in fire prevention week.
Literacy Sign

Free admission for only $2.50 each.
Specific Speed Limit

Hey buddy! I caught you going ten in a 9 and 1/2 zone. Where's the fire?
Hallmark Billboard

Face the card reality! Thanks to www.dribbleglass.com for permission to use this image…
Sidewalk Ends

Fear of being sued begins.

Alignment Shop Sign

When it comes to suspension repairs, choose your garage wisely.
Radar Detector

There's an easier way to avoid speeding tickets.
Plane Luggage Container

It didn't take long to see that the new guy knew nothing about loading planes.
Useless Invention #5

Useless Invention #5
Sign Divorce Sale

On second thought taking a weekend off for a marriage conference might have been cheaper.