quote 1872

"Every time we use religion to draw a line to keep people out, Jesus is with the people on the other side of that line."

- Hugh L. Hollowell

cow jokeToday on the way to work, I thought I saw a headline that read "Beer Recall."

It actually read "Beef Recall."

The story explained the discovery of mad cow disease in the United States. Mad cow disease is a condition that causes wasting away of the brain, leading to dementia, loss of coordination, and death.

Now, will somebody please explain to me why they're not recalling beer?

clock 9 o clock
I was scolding our pastor for his habit of starting church services late.

I mentioned that in my years with the Air Force, when the general scheduled us to take off at 0700 hours, he didn't mean 0705 or 0710.

The pastor looked at me and said, "My general outranks your general."

quote 1871

"Waking up when you are a parent is like being shot out of a cannon every morning right into the middle of the circus and immediately begin handed flaming batons to juggle."

- @hidingintheclosetwithcoffee

quote 1870

"It is one thing to believe the Bible but something else altogether to allow the Bible , through the ministry of the Holy Spirit, to impact and change your life."

- A. W. Tozer


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