sunset silhouetteYou could give away a baby bed without getting pregnant.

Forget-me-nots would stimulate the memory.

Doing what was good for you would be what you enjoyed doing the most.

Pro baseball players would complain about teachers being paid contracts worth millions of dollars.

People would always see good reasons to be optimistic.

You would never fumble, but if you did, you would recover the ball yourself.

quote 1952 

"Hate has never given any good advice."

- Ursula von der Leyen

grandma grandkidsMy daughter spent the night over at my mom's house one weekend. She is 4 and full of mischief.

My mom told her, "You must behave if you want to stay again overnight.”

My daughter looked at her and said, "Yes your Majesty Princess Gramma of Coolness!"

quote 1945

"A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it has a song."

- Chinese Proverb

restaurant mealIn a fancy restaurant in Columbia, a rich patron started to choke on a bone. A man rushed over, reassured the Yuppie that he was going to be all right and identified himself as a doctor. He performed the Heimlich Maneuver. The bone popped out.

As the man's breath & voice returned he said, "I'm ever so grateful doctor, how can I ever repay you?"

The doctor smiled and said, "I'll settle for one-tenth of what you were willing to pay while you were choking."


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