"God writes a lot of comedy ... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny."
- Garrison Keillor, Happy to Be Here
"God writes a lot of comedy ... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny."
- Garrison Keillor, Happy to Be Here
Last year I entered the New York City Marathon.
The race started and immediately I was the last of the runners. It was embarrassing.
The guy who was in front of me, second to last, was making fun of me. He said, "Hey buddy, how does it feel to be last?"
I replied: "You really want to know?"
Then I dropped out of the race.
The head of a small industrial company posted DO IT NOW signs all around his office and plant in hopes of getting better results from his workers.
Some weeks later, when asked why he was removing the slogans, he said:
"It worked too well. The bookkeeper skipped with $20,000; the chief clerk eloped with the best secretary I've ever had; three salesmen asked for raises; and the workers in the factory joined the union and are out on strike."
"The Bible makes it clear that every time that there is a story of faith, it is completely original. God's creative genius is endless."
- Eugene Peterson
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A discussion about Truth and Reconciliation with two members of the Wiikwemkoong First Nation, and a member and Chief of the Aundeck Omni Kaning First Nation.
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