Because my daughter always complained that she didn't have any sharp knives, I bought her some. I phoned later and asked how she liked them.
"They're terrific!" she replied enthusiastically. "I've already cut myself four times!"
"No one discovers the future.
The future is not a discovery.
The future is not a destiny.
The future is a decision, an intervention.
The future is a function of our choices and creations."
- Leonard Sweet
A six-year-old said grace at family dinner one evening.
"Dear God, thank You for the pancakes."
When she concluded, her mother asked her why she thanked God for pancakes when they were having chicken-pot-pie.
She smiled and said, "I thought I would check to see if He was paying attention."
"Don't say God has been silent when your Bible has been closed."
- Toby Mac #Speak Life
A sales clerk asked his boss how to handle people who complained about the current prices compared to the low prices in the good old days.
"Just act surprised and tell them you didn't think that they were old enough to remember them."
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