The wives of two Baptist pastors, had a friendship that was unending.
Were sitting together as they worked - their husband's clothes they were mending.
One said to the other, "My poor John is so discouraged with preaching.
He's about ready to give it up - there are no souls that he's reaching."
He said nothing is going right - no new faces does he ever see.

When a man pulled two guns on convenience store clerk Wazir Jiwi and demanded money, Jiwi asked how much he wanted for one of the guns. He said $100, which Jiwi paid him. Then Jiwi offered to buy the second gun. The robber handed it over, grabbed the cash and headed for the exit. But Jiwi had pushed a button under the counter that automatically locked the door.
The shipwrecked mariner had spent several years on a deserted island.