One-liner #1256

I'm sick of following my dreams; I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.

- Mitch Hedberg

30 December 2017

Van Pool

Jim was getting a long overdue explanation of how vanpools actually work.
Computer Melt

Hey Honey! The good news is I got the computer running faster.
Bird Teenager

When seagulls become teenagers.
Cat Disbelief

Tina could not believe they had brought home a puppy.
Dog Knife

Clyde was planning the last laugh -a present in the middle of the living room.