One-liner #1257

Donkey Lift

"Raji . . . . I still can't see the parade!"
Outhouse Ice Sculpture

Church elders were not amused when the winning entry from Friday night's youth group ice…
Chainsaw Woodchuck

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck . . . .
Bogus Motor Sign

The market research team really dropped the ball on this one.
Flight Manual

"Congratulations . . . You've taken off in your new jet! In the next few pages we'll go…