One-liner #1396

Cat - Dog Diplomacy

Diplomacy: The art of saying "nice doggie" until you can find a stick.
Elegant Dump Diner

Mary was not impressed with her date's choice of restaurants.
Cat TV

All the cats loved the new TV.
Free BBQ

Be careful if you ask for a doggie bag.
Cat and Dog Road Trips

We've all seen the difference between how dogs and cats ride in cars. This explains so…