One-liner #1397

"I'm Wet" Cornish Rex Cat

I think most of the noise in this video is swearing in cat language. However, this cat…
Car Landfill

All the parts you can dig for $25 at Hillside Auto Parts.
Elegant Dump Diner

Mary was not impressed with her date's choice of restaurants.
Bud Light Billboard

Yet another reason not to drink.
Car Promise

Dad, I promise I won't scratch the car again!