Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Susan Davis
988
<1min

The Resurrection?

When I was young, I often visited my grandmother in Kennett, Missouri.  Every year Kennett high school joined with Carruthersville to put on a production of the resurrection. A girl from Carrut... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
832
<1min

One-Liner #1918

You can always make Easter easier by replacing the "t" with and "i."... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
865
<1min

Quote #2353

"Of all the things that will surprise us in the resurrection morning, this, I believe, will surprise us most: that we did not love Christ more before we died." - J.S. Ryle read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
917
<1min

Easter Groan

Hot cross pun, anyone?... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
153
8 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5003 - April 17, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are still on the road and just pulled into my Mom and Dad's place late at night,... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
825
<1min

Cybersalt News - April 17, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are still on the road and just pulled into my Mom and Dad's place late at night, so there isn't much time to catch you up on all the news. Instead, ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3752
<1min

Heartwarming Visit: Preacher and the Peanut Bowl 🍫🥜

A preacher visits an elderly woman from his congregation.  As he sits on the couch he notices a large bowl of peanuts on the coffee table. "Mind if I have a few" he asks. "No, not at all" the w... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3690
5 min read

The Rich Family in Church

By Eddie Ogan I'll never forget Easter 1946. I was 14, my little sister Lucy was 12,and my older sister Darlene 16. We lived at home with our mother, and the four of us knew what it was to do without... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3860
<1min

Walking Recovery

An old fellow came into the hospital truly on death's door due to an infected gallbladder. The surgeon who removed the gallbladder was adamant that his patients be up and walking in the hall the day a... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Davis
1080
4 min read

Fill My Cup, Lord

- photo by Susan PageMy question today is, “How do we fill our cup when we are running on empty?” There is an old chorus that speaks to what I wish to share. Fill my cup, Lord I lift it up, Lord Come read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
997
<1min

One-Liner #1917

I identify heavily with the seagull because if I was gifted the miracle of flight, I too would probably just use it to steal French fries all day long.... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
891
<1min

"Bubble Wrap Dilemma: A Corner Solution"

"Where do you want this big roll of bubble wrap?" I asked my boss. "Just pop it in the corner," he said. It took me three hours... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
991
<1min

Quote #2352

Try to remember, the greener grass across the fence may be due to a septic tank issue.... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
142
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5002 - April 13, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone. Happy Palm Sunday - it's a great day to throw a parade in your heart for Jesus! Today's video share is ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
864
<1min

Cybersalt News - April 13 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone. Happy Palm Sunday - it's a great day to throw a parade in your heart for Jesus! Today's video share is a reminder of how one doesn't have to be great in order to do great... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3543
<1min

Young Dressing

When I was 28, I was teaching English in a high school where occasionally the faculty and staff were allowed to dress down. One of those days I donned a sweatshirt and slacks. A student came in, and ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
765
<1min

Quote #2351

"Lord, we lift up your name with hearts full of praise. Be exalted, O Lord my God! Hosanna in the highest!" - Carl Tuttle read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
985
<1min

Drama at the Airport 😱

My wife has just fainted on the luggage carousel at the airport! But I think she's okay - she's slowly coming 'round.... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1110
4 min read

My Tok Doesn’t Always Tik

Throughout my life, I have always lived on a schedule. Every day is devoted to certain tasks, and it has worked for me so far. I know what day it is by what I am doing that day. Unlike The Graciou... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4103
<1min

When Nature Calls in Church: A Wee Problem! 🤫😂

A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, fro... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
137
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5001 - April 10, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Thank you, everyone, for your congratulations and comments in response to this past Sunday's Cybersalt D... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
891
<1min

Cybersalt News - April 10, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thank you, everyone, for your congratulations and comments in response to this past Sunday's Cybersalt Digest #5000 and my reaching my zero inbox goal! Today's video share... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Page
1110
3 min read

Become What We Behold

- photo by Susan Page“Give up the struggle and the fight; relax in the omnipotence of the Lord Jesus; look up into His lovely face and as you behold Him, He will transform you into His likeness. You d read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
901
<1min

One-Liner #1915

Scurvy: When life doesn't give you lemons.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
921
<1min

Quote #2350

"I want my children to be independent headstrong people. Just not while I'm raising them." - Unknown read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2085
<1min

Unexpected Windfall

From the Scottish Daily Record 2-Dec-01. Some bus fare dodgers in the UK who, thinking they were getting away with avoiding bus fares by using substitute coins in the fare machine, were giving away a... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
974
<1min

No Hate, Just Chill

Stop hating on lazy people. We didn't even do anything.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5583
<1min

Wimpy Dad

One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small girl into bed.  She was about to turn off the light when she asked with a tremor in her voice, "Mommy, will you sle... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
137
6 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5000 - April 6, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone - and welcome to Cybersalt Digest Issue #5000! That's right, today's issue is the 5000th version of thi... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
892
2 min read

Cybersalt News - April 6 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone - and welcome to Cybersalt Digest Issue #5000! That's right, today's issue is the 5000th version of this newsletter, which was first sent out as Pastor Tim's CleanLaugh l... read more..