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If Dr. Seuss Wrote for Star Trek: The Next Generation

05 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4551

2 min read

If Dr. Seuss Wrote for Star Trek: The Next Generation

Picard: Sigma Indri, that's the star,So, Data, please, how far? How far? Data: Our ship can get there very fastBut still the trip will last and lastWe'll have two days til we arriveBut can the Indran... read more..

05 Apr

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

867

<1min

Dating Disaster

I once dated a girl that was actually a ghost. I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door.... read more..

05 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

846

<1min

Quote #2349

"The paradise of the rich is made out of the hell of the poor." - Victor Hugo read more..

05 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2684

<1min

Value for Money

Patient: How much will it cost me to have this tooth extracted? Dentist: $300 Patient: $300 for just a few minutes work? That's expensive. Dentist: Okay. I'll pull it out slowly if you prefer.... read more..

05 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

735

<1min

One-Liner #1914

Being a baby must be scary; imagine sleeping at home and you wake up at Wal-Mart.... read more..

05 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

916

4 min read

I Didn’t Know I Loved it That Much

One important thing I have learned is that you don’t appreciate something until it’s missing. I’ve learned that by many things that I just took for granted. Last week, for example, I had some problem... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4999 - April 3, 2025

03 Apr

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

140

4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4999 - April 3, 2025

Click here to view this edition online! Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! You may have on the news that parts of the province of Ontario (3,000 miles away from Cybersalt World He... read more..

03 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

863

<1min

Cybersalt News - April 3, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! You may have on the news that parts of the province of Ontario (3,000 miles away from Cybersalt World Headquarters) experienced an ice storm last Friday and that power was ... read more..

02 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4374

<1min

Grandpa and the Computer

The computer swallowed GrandpaYes honestly, its true.He pressed 'control' and 'enter'And disappeared from view. It's devoured him completelyThe thought just makes me squirm.Maybe he's caught a virusO... read more..

02 Apr

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

979

<1min

A Writer's Regrets! 📝

I wrote a book on penguins. Honestly, it would have been much easier if I wrote it on paper.... read more..

02 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

804

<1min

Quote #2348

"Procrastination is a dish best served eventually." - Unknown read more..

02 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2746

<1min

Virginia Earthquake

The U.S. Geological Survey has determined that the epicenter of the Virginia earthquake was in a graveyard just outside of Washington, D.C. The cause appears to be the Founding Fathers rolling over i... read more..

02 Apr

Susan Page

Susan Davis

1122

<1min

Father, Forgive

- photo by Susan Page“Father, forgive,” I know not whyor how these words could be Your cryForgiveness was your heartfelt pleaas you hung suffering on that tree Betrayed by those who were your friends read more..

02 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

902

<1min

One-Liner #1913

Fun fact: Your shadow is a confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet thanks to you.... read more..

Speeding Ticket Turns into a Crime Spree Confession?! Buckle Up for Laughs! 🤣

02 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4095

2 min read

Speeding Ticket Turns into a Crime Spree Confession?! Buckle Up for Laughs! 🤣

A police: officer pulled a guy over for speeding and had the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. ... read more..

01 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

3239

<1min

Obituary - Someone Else

Our church was saddened to learn this week of the death of one of our most valued members, Someone Else. Someone's passing creates a vacancy that will be difficult to fill. Else has been with us for ... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4998 - March 30, 2025

30 Mar

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

136

3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4998 - March 30, 2025

Click here to view this edition online! Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone. If you are feeling weary today it might be because you are near the end of a 31 day March. There is one... read more..

30 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

822

<1min

Cybersalt News - March 30 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone. If you are feeling weary today it might be because you are near the end of a 31 day March. There is one more day to go - you can do it! Having been born in the 60s and a ... read more..

29 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

1082

<1min

Quote #2347

"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." - Voltaire read more..

29 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

935

<1min

Walking Gone Wrong

I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.... read more..

29 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

3159

<1min

Live Your Prayers

I knelt to pray when day was doneAnd prayed, "O Lord, bless everyone,Lift from each saddened heart the painAnd let the sick be well again." And then I woke another dayAnd carelessly went on my way,Th... read more..

29 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3900

<1min

Happy Eggs

One Sunday morning, while stationed at Osan Air Base in South Korea, I was in line for breakfast and noticed that the cook behind the counter looked kind of harassed. After I gave him my order, he ask... read more..

29 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

807

<1min

One-Liner #1912

My mom and dad had 6 photos of me from 1993 and I have 235 photos of my cat from 7 - 7:05 this morning.... read more..

29 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1080

4 min read

It Was a Fool’s Game and I Lost

When it comes to games, I am not a good player. I lose more times than I win, and I can’t remember the last time I won. My paternal grandfather’s favorite holiday of the year was April Fools’ Day. He... read more..

Man's 2 AM Lecture: You Won't Believe Who's Lecturing! 🤣

27 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3688

<1min

Man's 2 AM Lecture: You Won't Believe Who's Lecturing! 🤣

The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman. "What are you doing out here at 2 A... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4997 - March 27, 2025

27 Mar

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

140

7 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4997 - March 27, 2025

Click here to view this edition online! Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! We had thunder and lightning at Cybersalt World Headquarters, which only happens once every couple of ye... read more..

27 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

829

<1min

Cybersalt News - March 27, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We had thunder and lightning at Cybersalt World Headquarters, which only happens once every couple of years around here. So I took some time to just look out our front wind... read more..

26 Mar

Susan Page

Susan Davis

947

3 min read

He Conquered the Grave ... Hallelujah!

- photo by Susan PageWalking along the lakeside path near my home, I looked down and saw a rock in the shape of a heart. Beside it lay a couple of twigs which I fashioned into a cross. It brought tear read more..

26 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

842

<1min

Quote #2346

"It's easier to fool people than it is to convince them they've been fooled." - Mark Twain read more..

26 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

3057

2 min read

What Does Your Horn Say?

Do you remember when the whole lower half of a car's steering wheel used to constitute the car's horn? A car horn that was half the size of the steering wheel made it so much easier and fun to find an... read more..

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