Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4960
<1min

Nun Runs Amok! Doctor's Cure is Hilariously Unorthodox! 😂

A nun stepped out of the doctor's office, saying her rosary rather loudly as she hurried down the hospital corridor. Another doctor witnessed this, and went to ask her doctor about it. "Hey, what ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4015
<1min

Murphy's Laws on Computers

- As soon as you delete a worthless file, you'll need it. - Installing a new program will always mess up at least one old one. - You can't win them all, but you sure can lose them all. - The likeli read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2236
<1min

Helping the Lost

A troop of Boy Scouts was being used as "guinea pigs" in a test of emergency systems. A mock earthquake was staged, and the Scouts impersonated wounded persons who were to be picked up and cared for b... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
846
<1min

One-Liner #1907

My daughter told me there is a small get together at school on Friday.  I asked her, "How small?" She replied, "Just you, me, and the principal."... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1346
<1min

Quote #2342

"In adversity we tend to doubt God's fatherly care, but in prosperity we tend to forget it. If we are to trust God, we must acknowledge our dependence upon him at all times, good times as well as bad read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
868
<1min

Unforgettable Grandma👵📞

I still have my late grandmother in my contacts. We shouldn't have scattered her ashes on such a windy day.... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Page
1048
4 min read

Eyes on Jesus

- photo by Susan PageA woman shared her experience of a time when her father was extremely ill. She was looking for answers that the medical community could not provide. Even though she felt God’s Spi read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
764
<1min

Cybersalt News - March 9, 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone! I don't know if it's the case where you live, but here at CyberSalt World Headquarters, we changed the clocks forward an hour last night in keeping with Daylight Saving Ti... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
134
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4992 - March 9, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone - and welcome to March! I don't know if it's the case where you live, but here at CyberSalt World Headqu... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5494
<1min

Mr. Sugarbrown's Daughter

A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter." Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, "I'm Jane Sugarbrown." The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday Sc... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
887
<1min

One-Liner #1906

So why is it that when Star Trek 'boldly go where no one has gone before' they always find someone there?... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
891
<1min

Quote #2341

"Thankfulness is a flower which will never bloom well except upon a root of deep humility." - J.C. Ryle read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3066
<1min

Laws of the Toddler

1. If I like it, it's mine. 2. If it's in my hand, it's mine. 3. If I can take it from you, it's mine. 4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine. 5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be you read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1226
4 min read

A Needle Named Miss Ouch

My father has been gone for 15 years. It hardly seems that long, but time goes by, and you can’t stop it. One of my father’s “jokes” was, “Son, I’m so sick and tired of being sick and tired.” Then he... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
974
<1min

Lost and Fizzy🥤

My friend Sarah left her bottle of Pepsi at a rest stop about 60 miles south of Tampa. That's where Sarah's soda is.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3914
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From Heart Attacks to Coffin Chats: A Comedy of Errors

Mrs. Smith was a hypochondriac. Dr. Jones was fed up with her constant complaints about non-existent illnesses, so he started palming her off with a mild sedative to keep her happy. One day she compl... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
117
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4991 - March 6, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! I experienced one of the best earthquakes we've had at Cybersalt World Headquarters since moving here al... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
971
<1min

Cybersalt News - March 6, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I experienced one of the best earthquakes we've had at Cybersalt World Headquarters since moving here almost 29 years ago. What makes a great earthquake? It lasts long enou... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
847
<1min

The Day I Got Banned from the Park 🌳

I got thrown out of my local park after arranging the squirrels by height. They didn't like me critter sizing.... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Page
952
4 min read

Blind Perspective

- photo by Susan PageWould you be described as an optimist or a pessimist, a person who views the cup as half-empty or half-full? Perhaps for many, it depends on the circumstances or the season of li read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
844
<1min

One-Liner #1905

Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures - it's my face.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2762
<1min

Climbing the Walls

With some misgivings, we left a young baby-sitter in charge of our three energetic youngsters. When we returned a few hours later, she was sitting alone watching TV. I went to check on the children,... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
908
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Quote #2340

If you see a married couple still in love through the years,you may think how lucky they are. But in marital relations, there is no such thing as luck. They made many compromises, they overlooked eac... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4994
<1min

Dalmation Role

A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started ... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
130
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4990 - March 2, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone - and welcome to March! You may already be tired of people going on about how much they love their air f... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
953
2 min read

Cybersalt News - March 2, 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone - and welcome to March! You may already be tired of people going on about how much they love their air fryers (No, I am not talking about members of a mendicant order ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
927
<1min

One-Liner #1904

My patience is basically like a gift card. Not sure how much is left on it but we can give it a try.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
869
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Quote #2339

"If you don't heal from what hurt you, you'll bleed on people who didn't cut you." - Unknown read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
954
<1min

Encounter with a Stone

I picked up a rock and took it for granite. - Raul el Perro... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7710
<1min

Someone is Knocking

A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his parishioners.  All went well until he came one house. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the door even a... read more..