Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Timber-rific 🚗
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
839
<1min

Timber-rific 🚗

I bought a wooden car. It's got a wooden engine, wooden doors, wooden seats, wooden wheels, even a wooden key. Guess what? Wooden start.... read more..
Christmas Goober Alternatives
Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
5926
<1min

Christmas Goober Alternatives

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober *Seasonal Ways of Calling Someone a Goober* - A couple of ... read more..
Quote #2314
Quotes
Susan Davis
814
<1min

Quote #2314

"One kind word can warm three winter months." - Japanese Proverb read more..
If You'll Be Quiet
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2548
<1min

If You'll Be Quiet

It was a hectic day of running errands with my wife and son. As if the stress weren't enough, four-year-old Christopher insisted on asking questions about everything, told me how to drive better, and... read more..
One-Liner #1879
One-liners
Susan Davis
951
<1min

One-Liner #1879

Sometimes, someone unexpected comes into your life out of nowhere, makes your heart race, and changes you forever ... we call those people cops.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4964 - December 1, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
128
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4964 - December 1, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone, and welcome to December! Even though it is December 1st today, it would not be out of place to wish me ... read more..
Cybersalt News - December 1, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
857
<1min

Cybersalt News - December 1, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone, and welcome to December! Even though it is December 1st today, it would not be out of place to wish me a happy new year because today is the beginning of a new fiscal year... read more..
Oh, For the Life of an Old Geezer
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1186
4 min read

Oh, For the Life of an Old Geezer

I am not given to complaining, except when I'm awake. That's according to The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. Lately, I've been leaning towards a complaining attitude. I've reached the point of b... read more..
One-Liner #1878
One-liners
Susan Davis
875
<1min

One-Liner #1878

I don't mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited.... read more..
Exclusive Offers Await! 🏠
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
932
<1min

Exclusive Offers Await! 🏠

How much does a chimney cost? Nothing. It's on the house.... read more..
Quote #2313
Quotes
Susan Davis
821
<1min

Quote #2313

“A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.” - Garrison Keillor, Leaving Home... read more..
Keeper of the Spring
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
5948
2 min read

Keeper of the Spring

The late Peter Marshall was an eloquent speaker and for several years served as the chaplain of the US Senate. He used to love to tell the story of the "Keeper of the Spring," a quiet forest dweller w... read more..
Poor Preacher
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6315
<1min

Poor Preacher

After the church service a little boy told the pastor, "When I grow up, I'm going to give you some money." "Well, thank you," the pastor replied, "but why?" "Because my daddy says you're one of the ... read more..
Top Ten Y2K Books For Christmas
Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
5027
<1min

Top Ten Y2K Books For Christmas

10."Candlelight Critters-- the Lost Art of Shadow Puppetry"9."The Horders & Hunters Almanac"8."Condo Cooking with Wood--How To Feed Your Family Without Burning Down Your Investment!"7."SPAM-O-RIFF read more..
The Twelve Recounts of Christmas 2000
Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
5147
2 min read

The Twelve Recounts of Christmas 2000

On the first recount of Christmas my country gave to me ...a disputed presidency. On the second recount of Christmas my country gave to me ...two campaign spins, and a disputed presidency. On the th... read more..
Another (Another) Turkey on the Table
God's Penman
Pastor Tim
1121
4 min read

Another (Another) Turkey on the Table

It was a Monday morning, and I was busy starting my week by organizing my schedule and organizing some of my projects. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage came to my door, looked in, and said, "Ar... read more..
😂 Wedding Woes: When Love Meets Practicality
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3845
<1min

😂 Wedding Woes: When Love Meets Practicality

A Pastor was called to a local nursing home to perform a wedding. An anxious old man met him at the door. The pastor sat down to counsel him. The Pastor asked several questions. "Do you love her?" T... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4963 - November 28, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
143
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4963 - November 28, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, TURKEY Thursday - happy Thanksgiving to our USA subscribers. Grandma Cybersalt and I are as thankful for each of you Cyber... read more..
Cybersalt News - November 28, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
752
<1min

Cybersalt News - November 28, 2024

Oh look, TURKEY Thursday - happy Thanksgiving to our USA subscribers. Grandma Cybersalt and I are as thankful for each of you Cybersaltines as we were when we celebrated Canadian Thanksgiving ("Thank... read more..
🌟 Tall Tales: Ladder Rungs Stretching
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
802
<1min

🌟 Tall Tales: Ladder Rungs Stretching

Spaces between ladder rungs have increased because Americans are getting taller. Manufacturers claim it's due to climb it change.... read more..
Quote #2312
Quotes
Susan Davis
886
<1min

Quote #2312

“Learning to love and be kind to ourselves is a lifelong journey.” - Brené Brown, Daring Greatly: How the Courage to Be Vulnerable Transforms the Way We Live, Love, Parent, and Lead... read more..
One-Liner #1877
One-liners
Susan Davis
1024
<1min

One-Liner #1877

When you do squats, are your knees supposed to sound like a goat chewing on an aluminum can stuffed with celery?... read more..
NRA Thanksgiving
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5315
<1min

NRA Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving Day was approaching, and a family had received a Thanksgiving card with a painting of a pilgrim family on its way to church. Grandma showed the card to her small grandchildren, observing... read more..
Thank You
Susan Page
Susan Davis
1045
2 min read

Thank You

- photo by Susan Page“Gratitude goes beyond the 'mine' and 'thine' and claims the truth that all of life is a pure gift. In the past, I always thought of gratitude as a spontaneous response to the awa read more..
Remembering, Thankfulness, Appreciation
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3089
<1min

Remembering, Thankfulness, Appreciation

The men convalescing at a veterans' hospital during World War II were encouraged to use a nearby golf course. Not all of the patients were strong enough to complete nine holes, but most of them manag... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4962 - November 24, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
138
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4962 - November 24, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone. A month tonight will be Christmas Eve, so it's time to kick off the holiday season at Cybersalt World H... read more..
Cybersalt News - November 24, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
789
<1min

Cybersalt News - November 24, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone. A month tonight will be Christmas Eve, so it's time to kick off the holiday season at Cybersalt World Headquarters. Grandma Cybersalt and I are going to start decorating t... read more..
Quote #2311
Quotes
Susan Davis
883
<1min

Quote #2311

“I think we dream so we don’t have to be apart for so long. If we’re in each other’s dreams, we can be together all the time.” - A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh... read more..
One-Liner #1876
One-liners
Susan Davis
958
<1min

One-Liner #1876

When someone asks what I did over the weekend, I squint and ask, "Why, what did you hear?"... read more..
The Fool's Prayer
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3383
2 min read

The Fool's Prayer

The royal feast was done; the King Sought some new sport to banish care, And to his jester cried: "Sir Fool, Kneel now, and make for us a prayer!" The jester doffed his cap and bells, And stood the m... read more..
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