Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23134 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
O Energy, O Energy, Wherefore Art Thou O Energy
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1536
4 min read

O Energy, O Energy, Wherefore Art Thou O Energy

Since I have reached a certain age, I cannot reveal that age; my energy seems limited. I don't have the energy I once had. Where it has gone, I have yet to discover. I once inquired of The Gracious M... read more..
One-Liner #1808
One-liners
Susan Davis
1144
<1min

One-Liner #1808

On a scale of one to 10, I'd give you a nine - and I'm the one you need!... read more..
Aluminum Man
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
5232
<1min

Aluminum Man

There is a new superhero in town - Aluminum Man. He runs around foiling crime.... read more..
Quote #2243
Quotes
Susan Davis
1173
<1min

Quote #2243

"Between what is said and not meant, and what is meant and not said, most of love is lost." - Khalil Gibran read more..
Animal Superbowl
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4085
<1min

Animal Superbowl

During the Super Bowl, there was another football game of note between the big animals and the little animals. The big animals were crushing little animals and at half time, the coach made a passiona... read more..
Romance, Youth, Technology
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2620
<1min

Romance, Youth, Technology

Some teachers at state universities get to know our students fairly well. One instructor told his communications class of his plans to propose marriage. A student spoke up and said that he had recent... read more..
In Flight Announcement
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4355
<1min

In Flight Announcement

A plane took off from Louisville International Airport, and when it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain started his announcements over the intercom.  "Ladies and gentleman, this... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4887 - February 8, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
116
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4887 - February 8, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! On my quest to have a zero inbox, I am happy to report that I have managed to get if back down to under 500 emai... read more..
Cybersalt News - February 8, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1160
<1min

Cybersalt News - February 8, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! On my quest to have a zero inbox, I am happy to report that I have managed to get if back down to under 500 emails. Sometimes just keeping on trying is progress in life! T... read more..
Candidate Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
4154
<1min

Candidate Pun

A newscaster interrupted scheduled programming to announce the outcome of a political election. "More on candidates at 10pm," he said. My ten-year-old son looked at me in disbelief. "I didn't know t... read more..
Advice, Arrogance
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2566
<1min

Advice, Arrogance

A patient was waiting nervously in the examination room of a famous specialist. "So who did you see before coming to me?" asked the doctor. The patient answered, "My local General Practitioner." "Y... read more..
Bob's Lesson
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4544
<1min

Bob's Lesson

Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work, so Bob went straight over to Joe's place. When they got to the door, Joe went straight to his wife, gave her a hug and told her how beautifu... read more..
One-Liner #1807
One-liners
Susan Davis
1305
<1min

One-Liner #1807

I just replaced the can of air freshener in the office bathroom with an air horn and now we wait.... read more..
Quote #2242
Quotes
Susan Davis
1243
<1min

Quote #2242

Quote by a forest ranger at Yosemite National Park on why it is hard to design the perfect garbage bin that will prevent bears from breaking into it: "There is considerable overlap between the intell... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4886 - February 4, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
109
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4886 - February 4, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! I forgot to report, last Chicken Thursday, about how my birthday gift went over with Grandma Cybersalt. I bough... read more..
Cybersalt News - February 4, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1191
<1min

Cybersalt News - February 4, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! I forgot to report, last Chicken Thursday, about how my birthday gift went over with Grandma Cybersalt. I bought her a guitar and she was very happy to receive it. On the ... read more..
The Cookie Monster Has Returned
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1616
4 min read

The Cookie Monster Has Returned

Sitting in my office working on some projects, I was suddenly surrounded by a familiar aroma. This surprised me because I had no idea what was happening. That aroma was familiar, but I couldn't ident... read more..
One-Liner #1806
One-liners
Susan Davis
1135
<1min

One-Liner #1806

The most dangerous kind of canoes are volcanoes.... read more..
Circle Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
8254
<1min

Circle Pun

Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?... read more..
Big City Worry
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2569
<1min

Big City Worry

A friend and I stayed at a Chicago hotel while attending a convention. Since we weren't used to the big city, we were overly concerned about security. The first night we placed a chair against the do... read more..
Navy Shots
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4016
<1min

Navy Shots

While I'm not sure of the procedure now, when I was in the Navy, every so often, you got umpteen shots, whether you needed them or not. The carrier pilot in front of me as we passed thru the line aske... read more..
Quote #2241
Quotes
Susan Davis
1399
<1min

Quote #2241

"Always clap for your friends, even if their dreams come true before yours." - Shehzad Ahmad read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4885 - February 1, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
99
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4885 - February 1, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! If you have a website that sends out a newsletter it's important for you to know that as of today, Google a... read more..
Cybersalt News - February 1, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1154
<1min

Cybersalt News - February 1, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! If you have a website that sends out a newsletter it's important for you to know that as of today, Google and Yahoo will reject email from domains which do not have a ... read more..
Cards You Will Never See From Hallmark
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3727
<1min

Cards You Will Never See From Hallmark

"Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife." "How could two people as beautiful you have such an ugly baby?" "I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. A read more..
Quote #2240
Quotes
Susan Davis
1265
<1min

Quote #2240

"May we think of freedom not as the right to do as we please, but the opportunity to do what is right." - Peter Marshall read more..
One-Liner #1805
One-liners
Susan Davis
1096
<1min

One-Liner #1805

Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son; he said: "Dad, can't you just use a sponge?"... read more..
Broken Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3043
<1min

Broken Pun

My ten-year-old son informed us that part of his tooth had come out. We checked and, sure enough, a piece had broken off. Trying to lighten the moment, I asked my husband, "What do you suppose the to... read more..
Kindness in Marriage, Makeup, Plastic Surgery
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2543
<1min

Kindness in Marriage, Makeup, Plastic Surgery

The lady of the house announced to her husband that she was going to the beauty parlor. He asked, "Are you going in for an estimate or are you going to get the work done?"... read more..
Poor Vagabond
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5029
<1min

Poor Vagabond

A poor vagabond, traveling a country road in England, tired and hungry, came to a roadside Inn with a sign reading: "George and the Dragon." He knocked gently on the door. The Innkeeper's wife stuck... read more..
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