Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23134 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
New Year's Resolution Definition
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

New Year's Resolution Definition

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.... read more..
Wrapping Talk
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3587
<1min

Wrapping Talk

A few days after Christmas last year, my six year old son and I were talking. He asked, "Mom, is there a Santa Claus?" "Well, what do you think?" I asked him. He replied, "Well, my Playstation that... read more..
Quote #2232
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #2232

"Kindness, kindness, kindness. I want to make a New Year's prayer, not a resolution. I'm praying for courage." - Susan Sontag read more..
The Passing of the Year
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3235
<1min

The Passing of the Year

I prepare to meet the New: Old Year! a parting word that's true, For we've been comrades, you and I -- I thank God for each day of you; There! bless you now! Old Year, good-bye! ~ Robert Service... read more..
One-Liner #1797
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1797

Sun to Earth, on the night of 31st December: “Let’s have another round, shall we?”... read more..
Exercise Insights
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Exercise Insights

~ It is well documented that for every mile that you jog, you add one minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month. ~ My ... read more..
Another Jingle Bell Christmas in the Tree
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1429
4 min read

Another Jingle Bell Christmas in the Tree

It doesn't seem possible another Christmas has come and gone. They come and go so fast that I'm not sure I can keep up with all of this. Every year, our family has more people, which is never bad. ... read more..
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year in 43 Languages
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
4599
2 min read

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year in 43 Languages

Afrikaans - Geseënde kersfees en voorspoedige nuwe jaar Apache (Western) - Gozhqq Keshmish Arabic - I'D Miilad Said ous Sana Saida Croatian - Sretan Bozic Danish - Glædelig Jul oggodt nytår ... read more..
Quote #2231
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #2231

"You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream." - C.S. Lewis read more..
New Bank Teller
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
6157
<1min

New Bank Teller

First man: "I hear the First National Bank is looking for a new teller." Second man: "I thought they just hired a new teller last week." First man: "Right. That's the one they're looking for."... read more..
Thank-you Notes
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6066
<1min

Thank-you Notes

One Christmas, a parent decreed that she was no longer going to remind her children of their thank-you note duties. As a result their grandmother never received acknowledgments of the generous checks... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4876 - December 28, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
130
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4876 - December 28, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, the last Chicken Thursday of 2023! Grandma Cybersalt's and my Christmas experienced some last minute changes when our granddaughte... read more..
Cybersalt News - December 28, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - December 28, 2023

Oh look, the last Chicken Thursday of 2023! Grandma Cybersalt's and my Christmas experienced some last minute changes when our granddaughter tested positive for COVID on Christmas Eve. That resulted ... read more..
One-Liner #1796
One-liners
Susan Davis
1099
<1min

One-Liner #1796

Just checked that the carton of milk in my fridge expired December 31; unlike me, it had a date on New Year’s Eve.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4875 - December 24, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
122
8 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4875 - December 24, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsChristmas Eve greetings, everyone! Once again this season finds us hearkening to Christmases past as a blueprint to reference the recreatio... read more..
Cybersalt News - December 24, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1267
2 min read

Cybersalt News - December 24, 2023

Christmas Eve greetings, everyone! Once again this season finds us hearkening to Christmases past as a blueprint to reference the recreation of the traditions and conditions that have comforted us fo... read more..
Hoofing Santa
Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
6053
<1min

Hoofing Santa

Last year at Christmas time, I dressed up in my Santa suit and after greeting my children, my wife asked the kids if they wanted to take Santa to a relative's house. They said yes. So I got in the... read more..
Dad Had A Special Christmas Tradition
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
5187
5 min read

Dad Had A Special Christmas Tradition

A tradition, a friend of mine used to opine, is anything done more than once. He just may have something there. I love tradition; however, many people turn their nose up at the word as though it was a... read more..
One-Liner #1795
One-liners
Susan Davis
1117
<1min

One-Liner #1795

"A bookstore is one of the only piece of evidence we have that people are still thinking." - Jerry Seinfeld read more..
1 Corinthians 13 for Christmas
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
4232
3 min read

1 Corinthians 13 for Christmas

If I speak in the tongues of Christmas materialism and greed but have not love, I am only a tinny Christmas song or an out of tune choir. If I have the gift of knowing what Aunt Agatha will give me t... read more..
The 12 Days of Christmas - Re-Examined
Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
5860
3 min read

The 12 Days of Christmas - Re-Examined

In light of Competition Global Challenges, the North Pole is required to continue to take more competitive steps. Effective immediately, the following economy measures are to take place in the "Twelv... read more..
Quote #2230
Quotes
Susan Davis
1218
<1min

Quote #2230

"Jesus became man because what was needed was the death of a man who was more than man. The incarnation was God's locking himself into death row." - John Piper read more..
North Pole Pictures
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3236
<1min

North Pole Pictures

How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-a-roid.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4874 - December 21, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
163
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4874 - December 21, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday - on the shortest day of the year (in the Northern Hemisphere!) The water tank at Cybersalt World Headquarters ha... read more..
Cybersalt News - December 21, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1234
<1min

Cybersalt News - December 21, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - on the shortest day of the year (in the Northern Hemisphere!) The water tank at Cybersalt World Headquarters has started to leak, but we are thankful it is a very, very sl... read more..
One-Liner #1794
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1794

The worst part about not buying snacks so you won't eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack!... read more..
Quote #2229
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #2229

"When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things, not the great occasions, give off the greatest glow of happiness." - Bob Hope read more..
Christmas Love Chapter
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3632
1 min read

Christmas Love Chapter

If you like this one, there is another version of the "Love Chapter" (1 Corinthians 13) rewritten for Christmas here.  +++++++++++++++++++ If I decorate my house perfectly with plaid bows, ... read more..
Christmas Bike Letters
Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
5956
2 min read

Christmas Bike Letters

It was coming up to Christmas and Sammy asked his mom if he could have a new bike.  So, she told him that the best idea would be to write to Santa Claus.  But Sam, having just played a vita... read more..
Mall Santas
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3026
<1min

Mall Santas

I am terrified of the Santa at the mall where I work. Our company psychiatrist met with me and has discovered I am Claustrophobic.... read more..
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