Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23134 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Rainy Weather Humor
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
35679
2 min read

Rainy Weather Humor

Nothing personal against Seattleites - feel free to change it to any other place that gets a lot of rain.------------------ A newcomer to Seattle arrives on a rainy day. She gets up the next day and ... read more..
Brown Paper Pete
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3663
<1min

Brown Paper Pete

A cowboy walked into a bar and ordered a whisky. When the bartender delivered the drink, the cowboy asked, "Where is everybody?" The bartender replied, "They've gone to the hanging." "Hanging? Who a... read more..
Most Important Words
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2504
<1min

Most Important Words

The six most important words "I admit that I was wrong!" The five most important words "You did a great job." The four most important words "What do you think?" The three most important words ... read more..
I Then Thought of Chocolate
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1841
4 min read

I Then Thought of Chocolate

Everybody has their own comfort food. I have a long list of comfort food, and Apple Fritter is at the top. Nothing comforts me quite like a fresh Apple Fritter. The other day I needed some comfort fo... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4869 - December 3, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
127
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4869 - December 3, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I enjoyed a special treat last night - and we didn't even have to leave the sidewalk in f... read more..
Cybersalt News - December 3, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1202
<1min

Cybersalt News - December 3, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I enjoyed a special treat last night - and we didn't even have to leave the sidewalk in front of Cybersalt World Headquarters! For many years a ligh... read more..
One-Liner #1789
One-liners
Susan Davis
1125
<1min

One-Liner #1789

I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict; so I'm going home for the hollandaise.... read more..
California
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
5856
<1min

California

California does have its faults.... read more..
A Birthday Celebration Invitation
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3261
2 min read

A Birthday Celebration Invitation

You are cordially invited to A BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION!!! Guest of Honor: Jesus Christ Date: Every day. Traditionally, December 25 but He's always around, so the date is flexible. Time: Whenever you'... read more..
Quote #2221
Quotes
Susan Davis
1130
<1min

Quote #2221

"The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson." - Unknown read more..
Ancestry
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4461
<1min

Ancestry

The following was overheard at a recent 'high society' party. "My ancestry goes back all the way to Alexander the Great," said Christine. She then turned to Miriam and asked, "How far back does your... read more..
How Much Is Laughter Really Worth?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1750
4 min read

How Much Is Laughter Really Worth?

Of all the things I prioritize in my life, laughter is at the top of the list. I appreciate laughter more than any other thing. Some people get paid for their jokes, while others pay mightily. I am i... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4868 - November 26, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
120
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4868 - November 26, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! With less than one month to go until Christmas day Grandma Cybersalt and I have yet to unpack any of our decora... read more..
Cybersalt News - November 26, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1194
<1min

Cybersalt News - November 26, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! With less than one month to go until Christmas day Grandma Cybersalt and I have yet to unpack any of our decorations. But I think today is the day when we will get much of... read more..
Quote #2224
Quotes
Susan Davis
1205
<1min

Quote #2224

"The enemy knows your name, but calls you by your sin. God knows your sin, but calls you by your name." - Unknown read more..
One-Liner #1788
One-liners
Susan Davis
1117
<1min

One-Liner #1788

I can't keep calm; I'm Scottish!... read more..
Beware of Bread
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7056
2 min read

Beware of Bread

A recent Cincinnati Enquirer headline read, "SMELL OF BAKED BREAD MAY BE HEALTH HAZARD." The article went on to describe the dangers of the smell of baking bread.  The main danger, apparently, i... read more..
Be Good
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2960
<1min

Be Good

A mother was dropping her son off at a friend's house. She said to him, "Will you be good while Mommy's gone?" The boy replied, "If you give me a dollar!" His mother shook her head and said to him,... read more..
Denominations
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2429
<1min

Denominations

This past Saturday I took my three children to the zoo. My middle child was busy explaining about all the animals to her younger sister. Being the know-it-all she is at the age of five she was telli... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4867 - November 23, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
120
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4867 - November 23, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Turkey Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt returned on Saturday evening to find house and husband intact! Today's video share shows t... read more..
Cybersalt News - November 23, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1175
<1min

Cybersalt News - November 23, 2023

Oh look, Turkey Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt returned on Saturday evening to find house and husband intact! Today's video share shows the making of a huge piece of pottery that takes 3 men to sc... read more..
Turkey Hunting
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
7674
<1min

Turkey Hunting

Some people REALLY love Christmas.  Me, I love Thanksgiving. Last year I had my chance to do the traditional thing of shooting my own turkey for Thanksgiving.  Man, you should have seen ... read more..
Before and After Thankfulness
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3660
2 min read

Before and After Thankfulness

When I was younger, I remember receiving the inevitable homework assignment to write an essay on "something I am thankful for." Then I'd spend a lot of time sitting in my room trying to figure out jus... read more..
Quote #2223
Quotes
Susan Davis
1218
<1min

Quote #2223

"Healing also means taking an honest look at the role you play in your own suffering." - Unknown read more..
Turkey Puns
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
15192
<1min

Turkey Puns

The following is especially foul - even for this list! "TALKING TURKEY" What does a turkey say? "Gobble, gobble, gobble?" ....... Not always! What does ... A jewelry-lovin' turkey: "Bauble bau... read more..
Another Turkey in the Oven
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1834
4 min read

Another Turkey in the Oven

What would Thanksgiving be without a turkey? I read somewhere that over 45 million turkeys are purchased during the Thanksgiving holiday. I’m unsure if that’s correct, but I believe it comes close to ... read more..
One-Liner #1787
One-liners
Susan Davis
1168
<1min

One-Liner #1787

A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion. But doesn't.... read more..
What's Your Religion?
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4198
<1min

What's Your Religion?

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there'... read more..
Heaven
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2472
<1min

Heaven

My friend's 5 year old granddaughter looked at the stars one night and exclaimed, "God's home! All his lights are on!"... read more..
Quote #2222
Quotes
Susan Davis
1119
<1min

Quote #2222

"When God put a calling on your life He already factored in your stupidity." - Unknown read more..
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