Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23134 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Butler Greeting
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
5105
<1min

Butler Greeting

Lady of the house: "I want you to stand at the front door and call the guests' names as they arrive." Butler: "Very well, madam. I've been wanting to do that for years."... read more..
Be Thankful
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3737
<1min

Be Thankful

Be thankful that you don't already have everything you desire. If you did, what would there be to look forward to? Be thankful when you don't know something, for it gives you the opportunity to learn... read more..
Quote #2214
Quotes
Susan Davis
1103
<1min

Quote #2214

“To speak gratitude is courteous and pleasant, to enact gratitude is generous and noble, but to live gratitude is to touch Heaven.” - Johannes A. Gaertner... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4858 - October 5, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
125
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4858 - October 5, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! I went for a nice walk with Grandma Cybersalt yesterday, just as a fog was rolling in off the Salish Sea. I took... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 5, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - October 5, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I went for a nice walk with Grandma Cybersalt yesterday, just as a fog was rolling in off the Salish Sea. I took this picture later on as it was rolling out at sunset. Afte... read more..
Tiny Colonel
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4040
<1min

Tiny Colonel

A guy walked into a tavern and sat down on a barstool. He ordered a beer and a shot glass of whiskey. The bartender was surprised to see him place the shot glass into the pocket of his overcoat. The m... read more..
What’s the Harm with a Little Treat?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1553
4 min read

What’s the Harm with a Little Treat?

The last month has been crazy for me and The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. Every month has its crazy element, but this past month beats them all. First, my main computer crashed, and I lost a l... read more..
Thanks Mom
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5914
<1min

Thanks Mom

When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol.  He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink.  I was not so pleased. I t... read more..
Broom Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
15988
<1min

Broom Pun

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom and the other the groom broom. The ... read more..
Quote #2213
Quotes
Susan Davis
1128
<1min

Quote #2213

"Tools are tools, but work is wisdom." - Unknown read more..
One-Liner #1778
One-liners
Susan Davis
1135
<1min

One-Liner #1778

Education is important, but good ice cream is importanter.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4857 - October 1, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
132
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4857 - October 1, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone and welcome to October! I've been watching a lot of medical procedure videos on YouTube lately. I realized this w... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 1, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - October 1, 2023

Sunday greetings everyone and welcome to October! I've been watching a lot of medical procedure videos on YouTube lately. I realized this when I was looking at my history to find a video to share and... read more..
What’s so Bad about a Knucklehead?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1670
4 min read

What’s so Bad about a Knucklehead?

As I got older, the least little thing brought back memories from a lifetime ago. From some of the memories, I must have had an incredible boyhood. Too bad I can't live it again. I might improve those... read more..
Preaching Assistant
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3876
<1min

Preaching Assistant

A minister was called away unexpectedly by the illness of a close family member. He entrusted his new assistant with filling the pulpit. The Pastor's wife stayed home. When he returned, the minister ... read more..
Casserole Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
7437
<1min

Casserole Pun

Martha Stewart's recipe for chicken casserole is to boil the chicken in water and to then Dump the Stock.... read more..
Quote #2212
Quotes
Susan Davis
1254
<1min

Quote #2212

"Don't cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it." - Unknown read more..
The Oyster
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2998
<1min

The Oyster

There once was an oyster Whose story I tell Who found that some sand Had got into his shell. It was only a grain but it gave him great pain. For oysters have feelings Although they're so plain. Now,... read more..
One-Liner #1777
One-liners
Susan Davis
1133
<1min

One-Liner #1777

Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4856 - September 28, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
136
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4856 - September 28, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh Look Chicken Thursday - and happy 25th anniversary to the Cybersalt Digest! That's right, today is the 15th anniversary of the sending o... read more..
Cybersalt News - September 28, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1062
<1min

Cybersalt News - September 28, 2023

Oh Look Chicken Thursday - and happy 25th anniversary to the Cybersalt Digest! That's right, today is the 15th anniversary of the sending out my first newsletter. That first edition went on September... read more..
Seriously Hurt?
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4204
<1min

Seriously Hurt?

A policeman arrives at the scene of an accident, in which a car smashed into a tree. The officer rushes over to the vehicle and asks the driver,  "Are you seriously hurt?" "How do I know?" th... read more..
Memories Can Be So Memorable
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1447
4 min read

Memories Can Be So Memorable

In growing older, I noticed a strange phenomenon. The older I get, the more I forget. I remember things that happened in my youth and the pressure of those memories is, are they true, or am I just mak... read more..
Quote #2211
Quotes
Susan Davis
1260
<1min

Quote #2211

"Our prayers may be awkward. Our attempts may be feeble. But since the power of prayer is in the One who hears it and not in the one who says it, our prayers do make a difference." - Max Lucado read more..
One-Liner #1776
One-liners
Susan Davis
1228
<1min

One-Liner #1776

(How to politely tell someone they are not very bright.) Wisdom has always been chasing you, but you have always been faster. read more..
Check that Address!
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5328
<1min

Check that Address!

Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip to Louisiana.  He immediately sent an e-mail back home to his wife, Jennifer (JenJohnson). Unfortunately, he forgot his wife's ... read more..
Boat Names
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3931
<1min

Boat Names

A boating magazine ran a contest for clever boat names. The following names reeled in the honors: Brace Yourself (owned by an orthodontist) Sir Osis of the River Aqua Seltzer Out to Launch Watert... read more..
Move Your Mind Forward
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2750
<1min

Move Your Mind Forward

Whatever you dwell upon in your mind, you give power to. So of course it makes sense to focus on what you want rather than what you don't want. Yet there are many ways in which the things you don't wa... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4855 - September 24, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
145
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4855 - September 24, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! Cybersalt World Headquarters is looking forward to welcoming back some significant rain this evening and in the ... read more..
Cybersalt News - September 24, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
936
<1min

Cybersalt News - September 24, 2023

Sunday greetings everyone! Cybersalt World Headquarters is looking forward to welcoming back some significant rain this evening and in the coming week. The last really good rain we experienced was ba... read more..
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