Monthly Archive

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Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
143
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4840 - July 20, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! I received exciting news yesterday: the full amount of money has been raised for Pastor Suneel to come to Canada... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1083
<1min

Cybersalt News - July 20, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I received exciting news yesterday: the full amount of money has been raised for Pastor Suneel to come to Canada as a church planter. I am very excited about what this mean... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
1560
2 min read

Ineffective Daily Affirmations

Thanks to Cybersaltine W. McLauren for sending these (I don't think he lives by or recommends all of them.) Ineffective Daily Affirmations -All of me is beautiful and valuable, even the ugly, s... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1420
4 min read

The Princess Hath Thus Spoken

In December of last year, our second great-grandchild entered our family. Our first great-grandchild was a boy, and this one is a girl. Like all our children, grandchildren and great-grandson, this g... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1264
<1min

Mental Smell

Matt: I invented a thought-controlled air freshener. Mike: That's ridiculous. Matt: It makes scents when you think about it.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1155
<1min

One-Liner #1760

I'm doing one of those escape rooms today ... well, work... I'm going to work, but trying to figure out how t get out of it.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4007
<1min

Catching Fish

A guy had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish. He told the fish... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2681
2 min read

Family History

A negative situation can always be given a positive spin if one uses different language to tell the same story. For example: You are working on your family genealogy and for sake of example, let's sa... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1432
<1min

Quote #2195

"The forest was shrinking, but the trees kept voting for the Axe, for the Axe was clever and convinced the Trees that because his handle was made of wood, he was one of them." - Turkish proverb read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1032
<1min

Cybersalt News - July 16, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! I have been using my new computer for a couple of weeks now. It has helped me get more done in the same amount of time as my 10 year old computer would have taken. On... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
132
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4839 - July 16, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! There's not much happening at Cybersalt World Headquarters these days except for work, work, work! My brain... read more..

Suneel Barkat
Rev. Suneel Barkat
3881
4 min read

The Joy of a Son

This year, we celebrated our elder son's birthday on the 24th of April. It was a great day for us as we thanked the Lord and prayed for him. He cut the cake in front of the guests, and everyone congra... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5035
<1min

Formal Letter

At the end of last semester, a fellow student complained about how he failed the English course. The teacher invited him to write a formal letter of complaint to the principal. I glanced at his lett... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3191
<1min

Archeologists

"Archeologists will date any old thing." - Douglas Helsel read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
4042
<1min

Simple Childlike Faith vs. Adult Sophistication

Our seven-year-old daughter was thrilled when we took her to Disney World for the first time, and she headed straight for Space Mountain. I worried that the roller coaster would be too scary for her, ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1055
<1min

Quote #2194

"We have suffered bereavement after bereavement, but we are going to the land of the immortal where graves do not exist." - Charles Spurgeon read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1128
<1min

One-Liner #1759

About four minutes into my run, I've decided I want to work on my personality instead.... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
117
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4838 - July 13, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! There's not much happening at Cybersalt World Headquarters these days except for work, work, work! My brain... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
980
<1min

Cybersalt News - July 13, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There's not much happening at Cybersalt World Headquarters these days except for work, work, work! My brain feels fried! However, it's not so fried that I would enter... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5673
<1min

Amish At The Mall

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall for the first time.  They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slid... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1250
<1min

Quote #2193

I hope you heal from the things you still cry about when no one is watching. - Unknown... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1100
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One-Liner #1758

One minute you are young and cool, maybe even a little dangerous, and the next minute you are reading Amazon reviews for birdseed.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4131
<1min

Mental Test

A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a gathering of humor editors, and his host naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease. "Would you mind telling me, Doctor," he asked, "how... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
5672
<1min

Banking Pun 2

The banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat. The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, "Can you float alone?" "Obviously," the banke... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Number 1

The coach for the little league team had not yet learned the names of all the players, so he called them by the numbers on their uniforms. He yelled, "Number 5, your time to bat," and Jeff came to th... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
111
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4837 - July 9, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! Here's to the beginning of a new week. Last week had its business challenges here at Cybersalt World Headquarte... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
957
<1min

Cybersalt News - July 9, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! Here's to the beginning of a new week. Last week had its business challenges here at Cybersalt World Headquarters, but God was faithful (no surprise there!) to His promise... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1478
4 min read

Learning What “Me-Time” is All About

Several months ago, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage said she and her daughter and granddaughter were going to St. Augustine for a week and wondered if I wanted to go along. I said, “Let me thi... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cat Joke

A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help.  The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table.  The vet examine... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Art Pun

An artist decided to buy a new easel. He wasn't too sure what type to get. At the art shop they offered him two, a big one and a small one. He pondered for a while and finally decided on the lesser... read more..