Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
False Prophets
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2843
<1min

False Prophets

A lady came to a famous poet and handed him a piece of paper, explaining, "The Lord has given me this poem." The poet scanned the appalling doggerel she had written, then wadded it up and threw it in... read more..
Quote #2192
Quotes
Susan Davis
1085
<1min

Quote #2192

Socrates: to do is to be Plato: to be is to do Scooby: do be do... read more..
One-Liner #1757
One-liners
Susan Davis
1198
<1min

One-Liner #1757

Behind every great man is the drawer I need to get into ... Why are you even in the kitchen right now?... read more..
My Reward I’ll Eat It if I Want To
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1529
4 min read

My Reward I’ll Eat It if I Want To

One day last week, I was up early working in my office as I normally do. I happened to pause what I was doing for a moment and smelled this wonderful aroma. I know it wasn’t me because I hadn’t tak... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4836 - July 6, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
142
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4836 - July 6, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! It has been like groundhog day at Cybersalt World Headquarters this week: wake up to beautiful weather each day,... read more..
Cybersalt News - July 6, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
962
<1min

Cybersalt News - July 6, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It has been like groundhog day at Cybersalt World Headquarters this week: wake up to beautiful weather each day, work all day, go to bed, wake up and do it all over again. ... read more..
Confident Professor
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
1276
<1min

Confident Professor

In appreciation of their hard work during the school year, a group of professors were invited to sight seeing flight that was leaving from a nearby airport. When the doors closed and the plane was ab... read more..
Quote #2191
Quotes
Susan Davis
1181
<1min

Quote #2191

We ask, "Who deserves it?" Jesus asks, "Who needs it?" - Unknown... read more..
One-Liner #1756
One-liners
Susan Davis
1235
<1min

One-Liner #1756

Sometimes I use words I don't understand so I can sound more photosynthesis.... read more..
TV Quote
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
6096
<1min

TV Quote

Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work. -- Gallagher... read more..
Noisy Neighbors
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
9040
<1min

Noisy Neighbors

A man was telling his friend about his upstairs neighbors. "They started to jump up and down on the floor at five o'clock in the morning!" His friend asked, "Well, didn't that disturb you? Didn't yo... read more..
Giving 100%
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2830
<1min

Giving 100%

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100. Here's a little math that might prove helpful in the future. What makes life 100?? Well, if: A = 1, B = 2, C = 3, D = 4 etc to Z = 2... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4835 - July 2, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
119
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4835 - July 2, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone - and welcome to July! I had two old fillings replaced this past week at the dentist. They were cracking, which ... read more..
Cybersalt News - July 2, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1003
2 min read

Cybersalt News - July 2, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone - and welcome to July! I had two old fillings replaced this past week at the dentist. They were cracking, which is not surprising because I think they have been in my mouth... read more..
It’s Not a Mess Unless I Do It
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1471
4 min read

It’s Not a Mess Unless I Do It

When it comes to words, everybody has their own definition. Someone says one word and another person thinks it's altogether something else. For example, when someone says "vegetable," The Gracious Mi... read more..
Quote #2190
Quotes
Susan Davis
1081
<1min

Quote #2190

"A word of encouragement during a failure is worth more than an hour of praise after success." - Unknown read more..
Virtual Crickets
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1192
<1min

Virtual Crickets

I told a joke on a zoom meeting, but nobody laughed. Turns out I'm not remotely funny.... read more..
One-Liner #1755
One-liners
Susan Davis
1111
<1min

One-Liner #1755

People are so judgmental - I can tell just by looking at them.... read more..
Lost In Canada
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6725
<1min

Lost In Canada

An American and his wife were driving in Canada and got lost on the prairie. After what seemed like forever, they finally came to a city. When they saw a gentleman on the sidewalk they pulled up to t... read more..
Trusting the Pilot
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2591
<1min

Trusting the Pilot

On a recent flight, an elderly passenger kept peering out the window. Since it was totally dark, all she could see was the blinking wing-tip light. Finally, she rang for the flight attendant. "I'm ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4834 - June 29, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
130
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4834 - June 29, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! I have ordered a new desktop computer for Cybersalt World Headquarters: the first new one since May of 2013. I d... read more..
Cybersalt News - June 29, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1002
<1min

Cybersalt News - June 29, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I have ordered a new desktop computer for Cybersalt World Headquarters: the first new one since May of 2013. I do a lot of training videos and some live streams for my YouT... read more..
Invisible Man First
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4278
<1min

Invisible Man First

"If I could be invisible the first thing I would do is fly to Paris and find a mime performing on the street and beat the daylights out of him - the round of applause he would get would be amazin read more..
What a Wacky World We Live In
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1447
4 min read

What a Wacky World We Live In

I like the old saying, “Just when you think it can’t get any worse, it does.” This is the kind of world we live in today, and I’m still not adjusted to this sort of thing. I’m not sure I will ever ad... read more..
Workplace Insanity
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
9475
<1min

Workplace Insanity

How to keep a healthy level of insanity in the workplace =============================== 1.  Page yourself over the intercom.  (don't disguise your voice) 2.  Ask people to call you "... read more..
Aussie Network
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
6036
<1min

Aussie Network

Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.... read more..
Wisdom
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2831
<1min

Wisdom

The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, th... read more..
Quote #2189
Quotes
Susan Davis
1137
<1min

Quote #2189

Sometimes we miss savoring a worthy moment because we are too busy trying to plan a perfect one. - unknown... read more..
One-Liner #1754
One-liners
Susan Davis
1203
<1min

One-Liner #1754

I keep hearing it takes a village to raise a child. Do they just show up, or is there a number to call?... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4833 - June 25, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
119
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4833 - June 25, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! I was driving home from a men's gathering last evening (after enjoying a barbeque and making bows and arrows wi... read more..
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