Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Nursery Nonsense
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
331
<1min

Nursery Nonsense

My son was just born and another dad at the nursery congratulated me and said his daughter was born yesterday. He said maybe they'll marry each other. Sure, like my son is going to marry someone twic... read more..
One-Liner #2021
One-liners
Susan Davis
314
<1min

One-Liner #2021

Me: What could possibly go wrong?" Anxiety: "Sit down; I made a PowerPoint."... read more..
Drag Racing Moped
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
8707
2 min read

Drag Racing Moped

A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 2026 Turbo Z123DX.  It is the best and most expensive car in the world, and it runs him $3,000,000.  He takes it out for a sp... read more..
Quote #2457
Quotes
Susan Davis
324
<1min

Quote #2457

"You can't help what you feel, but you can help how you behave." - Margaret Atwood read more..
Puppies For Sale
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2591
2 min read

Puppies For Sale

A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell. He painted a sign advertising the pups and set about nailing it to a post on the edge of his yard. As he was driving the last nail into the post, he felt a... read more..
The Fine Art of Compromise
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
829
4 min read

The Fine Art of Compromise

After being married for over 50 years, I have concluded the secret of a happy marriage is a happy wife. What it takes to make her happy is worth all the effort. Today, most marriages don't work. Divo... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5106 - April 30, 2026
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
175
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5106 - April 30, 2026

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! I had my first physiotherapy session yesterday — the start of getting full mobility back in my right arm. It's improving day by day, and the exercises read more..
Cybersalt News - April 29, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
207
<1min

Cybersalt News - April 29, 2026

I had my first physiotherapy session yesterday — the start of getting full mobility back in my right arm. It's improving day by day, and the exercises themselves aren't hard, I just have to do them of... read more..
Cybersalt News - April 30, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
254
<1min

Cybersalt News - April 30, 2026

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I had my first physiotherapy session yesterday — the start of getting full mobility back in my right arm. It's improving day by day, and the exercises themselves aren't hard... read more..
Quote #2456
Quotes
Susan Davis
1805
<1min

Quote #2456

"It is never too late to be what you might have been." - George Elliot read more..
How is Your Dairy Air?
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
339
<1min

How is Your Dairy Air?

Farmers can tell if their milk cows are flatulent by simply sniffing the dairy air.... read more..
One-Liner #2020
One-liners
Susan Davis
306
<1min

One-Liner #2020

"Do not touch" must be one of the scariest things to read in braille. read more..
One Seat Allowed
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6315
<1min

One Seat Allowed

A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.  When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The man groa... read more..
Boneless Chicken
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3364
<1min

Boneless Chicken

The food in China can be a challenge for newcomers. One example is that chicken is often served "cleaver style," leaving the meat and bones chopped up together, making it difficult to eat. Years ago,... read more..
Spring Will Always Come
Susan Page
Susan Page
548
2 min read

Spring Will Always Come

As I quietly sit in my preferred spot, spending time in God’s Word and enjoying sweet fellowship with Him, snowflakes gently fall. I am overwhelmed with both praise and lament. Praise for the beautif... read more..
In the Pink
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3898
2 min read

In the Pink

One day there was a guy who was driving home from work when his jeep broke down. He looked down the road and saw a pink house and decided that he would see if he could stay there for the night. He wa... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5105 - April 26, 2026
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
143
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5105 - April 26, 2026

Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! I treated myself to a new tool this week. Always a fun thing to do — and after the couple of weeks I’ve had with this arm injury, it felt extra deserv read more..
Cybersalt News - April 26, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
262
2 min read

Cybersalt News - April 26, 2026

Sunday greetings everyone! I treated myself to a new tool this week. Always a fun thing to do — and after the couple of weeks I’ve had with this arm injury, it felt extra deserved. Rehab starts Tuesd... read more..
Quote #2455
Quotes
Susan Davis
286
<1min

Quote #2455

"The people that make a durable difference in the world are not the people who have mastered many things, but who have been mastered by one great thing." - John Piper read more..
Wedding Vows?
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
267
<1min

Wedding Vows?

Priest: You may now read the vows you have prepared. Me: I think I misunderstood the assignment. Bride: Just read what you have, Honey. Me: Okay. [deep breath]. A E I O U... read more..
Worm Stubborn
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
8491
2 min read

Worm Stubborn

Young Josh was brought to Dr Gill cause he hadn't eaten anything for days. Dr Gill offered him all the goodies he could think of. No luck. He tried a little scolding. It didn't work. A little pleading... read more..
One-Liner #2019
One-liners
Susan Davis
292
<1min

One-Liner #2019

Remember when we used to jump out of the swing mid-air ... I miss those knees.... read more..
Just One More NAP!
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
630
4 min read

Just One More NAP!

Bouncing back from weeks of being sick is not as easy as it used to be when I was younger. I guess that's the cost of getting old. Over the last six weeks, I've had this bug thingamajig going around.... read more..
Prayer Motivation
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2425
<1min

Prayer Motivation

As my five year old son and I were headed to McDonald's one day, we passed a car accident. Usually when we see something terrible like that, we say a prayer for those who might be hurt, so I pointed a... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5104 - April 23, 2026
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
142
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5104 - April 23, 2026

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! It's been another busy week here at Cybersalt World Headquarters — not just keeping up with work, but keeping up with all the appointments that come a read more..
Cybersalt News - April 23, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
231
<1min

Cybersalt News - April 23, 2026

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It's been another busy week here at Cybersalt World Headquarters — not just keeping up with work, but keeping up with all the appointments that come along with arm recovery... read more..
Quote #2454
Quotes
Susan Davis
281
<1min

Quote #2454

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.” - Albert Einstein... read more..
When Meat Dreams Get Weird 🥪
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
280
<1min

When Meat Dreams Get Weird 🥪

The ham is melting, the turkey is suspended in midair, the salami is hatching from its own egg. Why did we even come to the Salvador deli?... read more..
Magnify the LORD
Susan Page
Susan Page
454
3 min read

Magnify the LORD

We face loss of many kinds. We can lament together, and yet we are united in praise as we magnify our Lord, knowing that He is indeed a good and perfect Father. I penned these words after attending a... read more..
Pass the Pie Please
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4440
<1min

Pass the Pie Please

A boy with a pea shooter, ran out of ammunition, and discovering a box of laxative pills, tried one in his blow gun. To his great joy, it fit.  There was a boarding house near by, and every Wedn... read more..
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