Monthly Archive

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Radio Transmission
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5689
<1min

Radio Transmission

This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation between a U.S. naval ship and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. {**Radio conversation released by the Chief of... read more..
One-Liner #2018
One-liners
Susan Davis
298
<1min

One-Liner #2018

If you do ever have the opportunity to ride a tandem bicycle by yourself, find a crowded bike path and scream at the top of your lungs, "ARE YOU EVEN PEDALING, JANET!?"... read more..
Marriage Vows
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2450
<1min

Marriage Vows

Ken and Marjorie finished their breakfast at the retirement home and were relaxing in the library. "You know," said Marjorie, "today, in most marriage ceremonies, they don't use the word 'obey' anymo... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5103 - April 19, 2026
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
133
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5103 - April 19, 2026

Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! Enjoy the rest of today's Digest.  ~ Pastor Tim  Pessimistic FriendAn avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog.  His searc read more..
Cybersalt News - April 19, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
250
<1min

Cybersalt News - April 19, 2026

Sunday greetings everyone! Enjoy the rest of today's Digest.  ~ Pastor Tim ... read more..
Tandem Trouble
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
321
<1min

Tandem Trouble

We rode a tandem bicycleMy darling Ruth and meWe hit a bumpI heard a thumpAnd rode on Ruthlessly… If you like this pun, you may also like this one.... read more..
Pessimistic Friend
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5130
<1min

Pessimistic Friend

An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog.  His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his... read more..
Quote #2453
Quotes
Susan Davis
306
<1min

Quote #2453

"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes." - Jim Carey read more..
One-Liner #2017
One-liners
Susan Davis
307
<1min

One-Liner #2017

It's weird that I trust my left hand to drive but not to eat cereal.... read more..
My Addiction to Happiness
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
733
4 min read

My Addiction to Happiness

One of the most important elements of life is happiness. When I look around the world, I notice how scarce happiness seems, which makes me reflect on its true value. I have come to the conclusion tha... read more..
Persistence
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2689
<1min

Persistence

A South African woman who thought her electricity bills were high didn't realize her meter was connected to all of her neighborhood street lights for 35 years. Minnie Swan complained for years about ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5102 - April 16, 2026
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
140
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5102 - April 16, 2026

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! I'm happy to report more good news about my right arm! On Monday I met with the surgeon, and she told me there is no need for surgery and no need for read more..
Cybersalt News - April 16, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
275
<1min

Cybersalt News - April 16, 2026

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I'm happy to report more good news about my right arm! On Monday I met with the surgeon, and she told me there is no need for surgery and no need for a cast. She also told... read more..
One-Liner #2016
One-liners
Susan Davis
330
<1min

One-Liner #2016

FOUND: If you lost a wad of $20s wrapped in a rubber band, I found your rubber band.... read more..
Cost of Farming
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2612
<1min

Cost of Farming

A farmer wins the ten million dollar lottery and is being interviewed. He is asked what he is going to do with all the money. "Oh, I guess the first thing I'll do is go and pay a few bills." "And wh... read more..
Jungle Jokes: The Big Break!
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
333
<1min

Jungle Jokes: The Big Break!

I was walking in the jungle and saw a lizard on his hind legs telling jokes. I turned to a local tribesman and said, "That lizard is really funny." The tribesman replied, "That's not a lizard. He's ... read more..
Understanding the Metric System
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
9518
<1min

Understanding the Metric System

1 million microphones = 1 megaphone1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds10 cards = 1 decacards (or is it 52 cards = 1 deck-a-cards?)1/2 lavatory = 1 demijohn1 million read more..
Quote #2452
Quotes
Susan Davis
336
<1min

Quote #2452

“The downside of my celebrity is that I cannot go anywhere in the world without being recognized. It is not enough for me to wear dark sunglasses and a wig. The wheelchair gives me away.” - Stephen H... read more..
What a Wonderful World
Susan Page
Susan Page
676
2 min read

What a Wonderful World

We’ve all had those days. Days when our world doesn’t seem very wonderful. Starting the day by watching the morning news can be discouraging. Additionally, there are traffic jams, work pressures, rel... read more..
I Can Make This Putt
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4013
<1min

I Can Make This Putt

Playing golf with his buddies, my grandfather had to make a slick 25-foot putt. As he lined it up, he announced, "I have a dollar bill that says I can make this putt. Does anyone want to bet?" His t... read more..
52 Bible Verses for Men Week 10: Humbled
Ask Juan
Juan Ruiz
455
2 min read

52 Bible Verses for Men Week 10: Humbled

He humbled you causing you to hunger then feeding you with manna, which neither you nor your ancestors had known, to teach you that man does not live on bread alone but from every word that comes from... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5101 - April 12, 2026
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
133
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5101 - April 12, 2026

Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! Well, it turns out I did break my arm! X-rays confirmed a fracture on the head of my radial bone — not broken clean through, just cracked, which is th read more..
Cybersalt News - April 12, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
248
<1min

Cybersalt News - April 12, 2026

Sunday greetings everyone! Well, it turns out I did break my arm! X-rays confirmed a fracture on the head of my radial bone — not broken clean through, just cracked, which is the good news. The arm i... read more..
Quote #2451
Quotes
Susan Davis
371
<1min

Quote #2451

“I’m sure wherever my Dad is, he’s looking down on us. He’s not dead, just very condescending.” - Jack Whitehall... read more..
One-Liner #2015
One-liners
Susan Davis
341
<1min

One-Liner #2015

I think the universe knew I would be too powerful if I could do math.... read more..
Smugness Eraser 🧴
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
337
<1min

Smugness Eraser 🧴

Just been prescribed some anti-gloating cream. I can't wait to rub it in.... read more..
Talking Clock
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5446
<1min

Talking Clock

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock"... read more..
Hocus-Pocus, My Sanity Has Disappeared
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
703
4 min read

Hocus-Pocus, My Sanity Has Disappeared

For over 70 years, I believed sanity was a very important part of a person's identity. Being sane enables one to be successful in life. Who doesn't want to be successful? I've made it my business to ... read more..
Consistency in Mentoring
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2742
<1min

Consistency in Mentoring

An English teacher often wrote little notes on student essays. Often she worked late, and as the hours passed, her handwriting deteriorated. One day a student came to her after class with an essay th... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5100 - April 9, 2026
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
127
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5100 - April 9, 2026

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! I'm happy to report that many parts of the right side of my body are starting to feel better after my epic wipeout last Friday! However, my right arm read more..
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