Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Game Show Winner
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3368
<1min

Game Show Winner

Did you hear about the big winner on "Jeopardy!"? He went home the next day and his wife said, "Who were those women I saw you outwit last night?"... read more..
Annoyances
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2640
<1min

Annoyances

1. When something is "new and improved." Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. 2. When people read more..
One-Liner #1483
One-liners
Susan Davis
1519
<1min

One-Liner #1483

How long is this social-distancing thing supposed to last? My husband keeps trying to come into the house.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4556 - June 11, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
103
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4556 - June 11, 2020

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to Brian P. for today's chicken picture: a wild one in Singapore. Things are pretty crazy busy around Cybersalt World Headquarters so for now, wash y read more..
Cybersalt News - June 11, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1030
<1min

Cybersalt News - June 11, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to Brian P. for today's chicken picture: a wild one in Singapore. Things are pretty crazy busy around Cybersalt World Headquarters so for now, wash your hands, keep... read more..
Crabby Marriage
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4846
<1min

Crabby Marriage

A male crab met a female crab at a party and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways. Wow, she thought, this crab is really special. I can't let him get a... read more..
Computer T-Shirt Slogans - #1
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3299
<1min

Computer T-Shirt Slogans - #1

Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.COFFEE.EXE missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key.Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)Buy a Pentium 58... read more..
Quote #1920
Quotes
Susan Davis
1784
<1min

Quote #1920

  "Why does philosophy matter?" "I don't know. Why does science matter?" "Well because scie-" "Annnnnnnd you are doing philosophy." - unknown read more..
One-Liner #1482
One-liners
Susan Davis
1495
<1min

One-Liner #1482

Happiness is a competitive advantage.... read more..
Bliss(ters)
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3475
<1min

Bliss(ters)

Marriage is grand ... Divorce is about ten grand.... read more..
Oneness
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2739
<1min

Oneness

Prior to our wedding, David and I met with the minister to discuss our marriage ceremony and various traditions, such as lighting the unity candle from two individual candles. Couples usually blow ou... read more..
Cybersalt News - June 7, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1108
<1min

Cybersalt News - June 7, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! Last weekend I was one of the speakers in a 24-Hour online event which was put on to replacement a conference planned for Portugal, but cancelled due to the pandemic. My to... read more..
When Everything Fails, It’s Over
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1960
4 min read

When Everything Fails, It’s Over

During this time of seclusion, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly has spent some significant time binge-watching some of those Hallmark mystery movies. After a while, they all look... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4555 - June 7, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
105
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4555 - June 7, 2020

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! Last weekend I was one of the speakers in a 24-Hour online event which was put on to replacement a conference planned for Portugal, but cancelled due to the read more..
Quote #1919
Quotes
Susan Davis
1878
<1min

Quote #1919

"Leaders who don't listen will eventually be surrounded by people who have nothing to say." - Andy Stanley read more..
One-Liner #1481
One-liners
Susan Davis
1596
<1min

One-Liner #1481

This is the first year I'm not going to Fiji due to COVID-19;I usually don't go because I'm poor.... read more..
Subway Drop
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4067
<1min

Subway Drop

The Manhattan Commuter train was packed. Suddenly there was a jingle on the floor. Most necks were craned. One elderly gentleman, however, bent down and picked something up. "Did anyone drop a toonie... read more..
Damp Advice
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3355
<1min

Damp Advice

Never use wet wood in your fireplace. You should always let weeping logs dry.... read more..
God's Indwelling, The Holy Spirit
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3108
<1min

God's Indwelling, The Holy Spirit

This morning around 11 am, my 12 year old son, Michael, and I stopped at a coffee shop so I could get some coffee. Michael came in with me and spied the Chocolate Oreo brownie. I rarely splurge on tr... read more..
Clean Up
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
6249
<1min

Clean Up

My mother is a cleaning fanatic. One Saturday she told me and my brother to get down to the playroom and straighten it up.  We had a party there the previous evening, and she was none too happy ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4554 - June 4, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
112
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4554 - June 4, 2020

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I try to keep my mailings family friendly, but today I am including this picture of some young chicks that Kathie M. sent!  Wash your hands, read more..
Cybersalt News - June 4, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1089
<1min

Cybersalt News - June 4, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I try to keep my mailings family friendly, but today I am including this picture of some young chicks that Kathie M. sent!  Wash your hands, keep safe and e... read more..
Quote #1918
Quotes
Susan Davis
1606
<1min

Quote #1918

"A strong marriage requires two people who choose to love each other even on days when they struggle to like each other." - Dave Willis read more..
One-Liner #1480
One-liners
Susan Davis
1473
<1min

One-Liner #1480

I've lost my mind, and I'm pretty sure the kids took it.... read more..
Wall-to-Wall Flower
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1569
<1min

Wall-to-Wall Flower

The first five florists I called from the phone book knew nothing about carpet or tile. And suddenly, I'm the idiot!... read more..
Career Cooling
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4132
<1min

Career Cooling

A long time ago, I worked as an operator on an old IBM 370/Model 138 mainframe at a local college. My position had been reclassified to fall into a new area outside of the IT staff. One day, my new s... read more..
Work Ethics
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2378
<1min

Work Ethics

An assembly line worker at Chrysler was picked for jury duty, but asked the judge to excuse him. "This is a very busy time at the plant, Your Honor, and I need to be there." "Oh, I see," the judge sa... read more..
Psychiatrist's Recommendation
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
6396
<1min

Psychiatrist's Recommendation

A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist. He went there, lay on the couch, spilled his guts and then waited for the profound wisdom of the psy... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 31, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1244
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 31, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! I don't know about you, but I'm quite excited and happy about how "modern" the latest vehicle taking us into space looks. This is definitely not your grandfather's spacecra... read more..
Love Bugs Are Really Not That Loving
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1709
4 min read

Love Bugs Are Really Not That Loving

Here in Florida, we have what people call "Love Bugs." I know exactly why they are called “Love Bugs,” but I am not fond of these little critters. Why don’t they just get a motel room? Being shu... read more..
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