Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Learn To Recognize The Source of All Blessings
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
7338
4 min read

Learn To Recognize The Source of All Blessings

In 1978, I was ordained to the gospel ministry. To mark this special event, my parents surprised me with a new 1977 Dodge Aspen, the most spectacular present I ever received. It was white, with a red ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4436 - March 21, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
112
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4436 - March 21, 2019

Cybersalt News You'll notice by the date that this mailing was supposed to go out last week, but didn't. #fail Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Also, happy Spring/Fall depending on the hemisphere you live read more..
Cybersalt News - March 21, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1232
<1min

Cybersalt News - March 21, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Also, happy Spring/Fall depending on the hemisphere you live in! And the visits continue; our daughter and grandson just left after a 2-week visit and now we are enjoying a... read more..
How Not to Pass Your Driving Test
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
11251
2 min read

How Not to Pass Your Driving Test

How Not To Pass Your Driving Test Turn the radio on.  When the tester goes to turn it off slap his/her hand. Rev the car really high, turn to the tester, and say with an evil look, "Buckle up... read more..
These Don't Go Together
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4274
<1min

These Don't Go Together

Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations do not go together: A nose ring and bifocals Spiked hair and bald spots A pierced tongue and dentures Miniskirts and sup... read more..
Quote #1807
Quotes
Susan Davis
3014
<1min

Quote #1807

"Be selective in your battles; sometimes peace is better than being right." - Unknown read more..
Captain Discipline
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6948
<1min

Captain Discipline

About 90 fifth-graders piled into the airliner I was flying, on their way home from a school trip. Once we were in the air, and the crew began serving drinks, I could hear them pleading with the chil... read more..
Meeting Expectations
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1766
<1min

Meeting Expectations

Because of a shortage of maids, the minister's wife advertised for a manservant. The next morning a nicely dressed young man came to the front door. "Can you start the breakfast by seven o'clock?" ask... read more..
Woodn't You Know
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1870
<1min

Woodn't You Know

Tree puns: always poplar!... read more..
One-liner #1365
One-liners
Susan Davis
1808
<1min

One-liner #1365

Even though I don't say so, I think you stink!... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4435 - March 17, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
116
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4435 - March 17, 2019

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! I think technology and lack of sleep things have settled down here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. Today's mailing will hopefully go out and arrive ac read more..
Cybersalt News - March 17, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1121
<1min

Cybersalt News - March 17, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! I think technology and lack of sleep things have settled down here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. Today's mailing will hopefully go out and arrive according to ... read more..
The Question of the Disappearing Ice Cream
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1992
4 min read

The Question of the Disappearing Ice Cream

A mystery has developed within the halls of our once peaceful domicile. At first, I did not think too seriously about it. Some things, if left alone usually take care of themselves. Of course, there a... read more..
Synthetic Diamond
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
4003
<1min

Synthetic Diamond

An Irishman by the name of O'Mally proposed to his girl on St. Patrick's Day. He gave her a ring with a synthetic diamond. The excited young lass showed it to her father, a jeweler. He took one look a... read more..
Crate of Chickens
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4415
<1min

Crate of Chickens

The farmer's son was returning from the market with a crate of chickens his father had entrusted to him when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open. Chickens scurried off in different directions... read more..
Script Ungratefulness
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1879
<1min

Script Ungratefulness

A man writing at the post office desk was approached by an older fellow with a postcard in his hand. The old man said, "Sir, I'm sorry to bother you but could you address this postcard for me? My art... read more..
Quote #1806
Quotes
Susan Davis
2084
<1min

Quote #1806

"When my productivity was removed from my spirituality, I learned how beloved we are - apart from what we can do or accomplish for God." - Sarah Bessey read more..
One-liner #1364
One-liners
Susan Davis
1776
<1min

One-liner #1364

Acupuncture is pointless.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4434 - March 14, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
116
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4434 - March 14, 2019

  Issue #4434                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Last week I described the previous Wednesda read more..
Cybersalt News - March 14, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1111
<1min

Cybersalt News - March 14, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Remember how I described last Wednesday was a doozy here at Cybersalt World Headquarters?  Well yesterday was another one. I'm getting old fast enough with h... read more..
Honest Aging
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2036
<1min

Honest Aging

My youngest son asked me how old I was. I answered, "39 and holding." He thought for a moment and then asked, "But how old would you be if you let go?"... read more..
Vice President Pride
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4608
<1min

Vice President Pride

Tom was very excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and he kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end. Finally, she couldn't take it any longer, and told ... read more..
Nuns at Game
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4954
<1min

Nuns at Game

Sitting behind a couple of nuns at a baseball game (with their habits partially blocking the view), three men decided to badger the nuns in an effort to get them to move. In a very loud voice, the read more..
Something's Fishy
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1781
<1min

Something's Fishy

I was going to show you my koi pond: now I’m not so sure.... read more..
Quote #1805
Quotes
Susan Davis
2682
<1min

Quote #1805

"A wise man once said nothing." - Unknown read more..
One-liner #1363
One-liners
Susan Davis
1999
<1min

One-liner #1363

Grammar has gots to be one of the most importantest things ever?... read more..
Cybersalt News - March 10, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1090
<1min

Cybersalt News - March 10, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! Did you remember to move your clocks ahead one hour - that is if you live somewhere that does that? Here in British Columbia, there is serious movement towards leaving th... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4433 - March 10, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
130
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4433 - March 10, 2019

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! Did you remember to move your clocks ahead one hour - that is if you live somewhere that does that? Here in British Columbia, there is serious movement tow read more..
Expectations
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2633
<1min

Expectations

Recently, I showed a home to a couple who seemed eager to check out the fantastic view from the living room. As I dramatically pulled back the drapes, the disappointed husband asked, "Where is the v... read more..
Mellowing Mom
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4458
<1min

Mellowing Mom

I have five siblings, three sisters and two brothers. One night I was chatting with my Mom about how she had changed as a mother from the first child to the last. She laughed as she told me how she ... read more..
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