Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23134 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2286
4 min read

My Somber Longing for Summer

My favorite time of the year is summer and I don’t care what the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage says. Summer is what I live for especially here in Florida. As soon as Fall arrives in full steam I... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2168
<1min

Irontreeside

Did you know Raymond Burr had a brother who was a lumberjack? His name was Tim.... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
96
<1min

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4350 - April 8, 2018

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Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1356
<1min

Cybersalt News - April 8, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! It seems that Rev. James Snyder may have inherited his sense of humor from his grandfather. This become apparent in "A Healthy Dose of Medicine for the Soul" at:www.cybersa... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4639
4 min read

A Healthy Dose of Medicine for the Soul

A large segment of the human population takes things way too seriously for their own good. The strange anomaly is that most people laugh at the wrong thing and fail to laugh at the right thing. This s... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5032
<1min

Sunday School Trap

The youth director had been trying for months to get the little boy down the street to come to church to be with his third grade Sunday school class. Finally after talking to the boy and his mother f... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2800
<1min

One Birth, One Death, One Resurrection

(Thanks to subscriber Marilyn H. for sending in a picture of her Easter rock.) My friend was telling me that she was talking to her grand-daughter about Christmas and how the world celebrates the bir read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
2134
<1min

Quote #1723

"By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher." - Socrates read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2292
<1min

Middle Age Gamble

Some friends invited me to play "Name That Gregorian Tune," but I don't involve myself in games of chants.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1920
<1min

One-liner #1281

How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
90
<1min

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4349 - April 5, 2018

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Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1449
<1min

Cybersalt News - April 5, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Our condolences if you have ever sat behind the kid pictured in "Guy Behind Me Sign" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/guy-behind-me-sign Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
6353
<1min

Snake Handler

A young honeymoon couple were touring southern Florida and happened to stop at one of the rattlesnake farms along the road. After seeing the sights, they engaged in small talk with the man that handle... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2147
<1min

Papyrus Show

I was going to watch the origami world championships before it folded... but it was only on paper view.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
4879
<1min

Quote # 1722

"If a dying Savior could bring us to God's grace, surely a living Savior can keep us in His grace." - John MacArthur read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2627
<1min

Impressionable

I was taking my six-year-old son to sign him up at the Chicago Boys Club, an event he had been long waiting for. As I parked in front of the building he stated; "This isn’t the boys club." I looked ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4686
<1min

Call Me Tex

A policeman saw a man dressed in full cowboy garb -- hat, chaps, duster, six-shooters, boots, and spurs -- standing on a street corner in a busy city. He approached the cowboy and asked him his name. ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1915
<1min

One-liner #1280

OK, so what's the speed of dark?... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
99
<1min

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4348 - April 1, 2018

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Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1390
<1min

Cybersalt News - April 1, 2018

Easter Sunday greetings everyone - the Lord is risen! This week, Rev. James Snyder muses about the Easter Sunday when his resurrection Children's illustration when to the rats. You can read about tha... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2144
4 min read

The Easter Bunny That Got Away

After any holiday the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and myself enjoy taking a day or two off and just relax. We like to sit around and tell stories. My wife usually starts by saying, “Hey, remem... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4818
<1min

But Daddy

My husband and I took our two-year-old daughter to the home-improvement store. Madison got tired of walking, so my husband let her ride on his shoulders. As he walked, Madison began pulling his hair.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2992
<1min

Our Greatest Need

“If God had perceived that our greatest need was economic, he would have sent an economist. If he had perceived that our greatest need was entertainment, he would have sent us a comedian or an artist... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1882
<1min

One-liner #1279

Idols depend on you; God doesn't. ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
2851
<1min

Quote #1721

"The reality of the bodily ascension of Jesus to Heaven makes an enormous difference. When understood, this truth becomes an irreplaceable, important resource for living our lives in the world - and read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
139
<1min

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4347 - March 29, 2018

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Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1556
<1min

Cybersalt News - March 29, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Keep your eye out on the roads; police are always testing new kinds of speed traps. You'll see Officer Jenkin's unconventional one one at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictur... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2031
<1min

Mist Understanding

Vaporizers: Some people haven't the foggiest idea how to use them.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3904
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Confession Tips

The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears a couple of confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of th... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2829
<1min

A Likely Story

One of my students could not take my college seminar final exam because of a funeral. "No problem," I told him. "Make it up the following week." That week came, and again he couldn't take the test du... read more..