Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Albino Spots
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
484
<1min

Albino Spots

Yesterday I spotted an albino Dalmatian. It was the least I could do for him.... read more..
One-Liner #1980
One-liners
Susan Davis
461
<1min

One-Liner #1980

Not saying I'm old, but ... When I was in school, we made our parents ashtrays for Christmas.... read more..
It Hurts
Susan Page
Susan Page
682
4 min read

It Hurts

There are times in ministry when one can feel disillusioned. Whether it’s a relationship that has soured, a misunderstanding, or hurt feelings caused by insensitive comments, we can all relate. If you... read more..
Charity
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2559
<1min

Charity

Dewey had collected lots of money from doing chores and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. "You should give that money to charity," said the sales girl. Dewey thought for a moment and... read more..
Cough Cure
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4552
<1min

Cough Cure

The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall.  The owner asks the clerk "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"  The clerk replies, "Well, he came... read more..
Quote #2416
Quotes
Susan Davis
440
<1min

Quote #2416

"Christmas is an indictment before it becomes a delight. It will not have its intended effect until we feel desperately the need for a Savior." - John Piper read more..
Top Ten Gifts Your Husband Doesn't Want For Christmas
Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
6082
<1min

Top Ten Gifts Your Husband Doesn't Want For Christmas

10. Anne of Avonlea/Anne of Green Gables Collectors Edition with 74 minutes of extra footage 9. Any knick-knack 8. Tickets to the ballet 7. Another new tie 6. A Bath and Body Works Soap Basket read more..
Cybersalt News - November 30, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
365
<1min

Cybersalt News - November 30, 2025

Sunday greetings everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I enjoyed a nice Christmas party last night with other members of our church's worship team. Last year we missed the same party because of a huge traf... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #1063 - November 30, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
138
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #1063 - November 30, 2025

Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I enjoyed a nice Christmas party last night with other members of our church's worship team. Last year we missed the same party read more..
One-Liner #1979
One-liners
Susan Davis
441
<1min

One-Liner #1979

I dance like people wish they weren't watching.... read more..
Quote #2415
Quotes
Susan Davis
442
<1min

Quote #2415

"Sometimes faith will make you look stupid ... until it starts to rain." - Noah read more..
The Turkey is My Gobble, Gobble Wish List
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
668
4 min read

The Turkey is My Gobble, Gobble Wish List

What I enjoy the most about holidays is the “eating frenzy.” It gives me opportunity to get away with a lot behind The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage’s back, which is a great challenge. I’m not al... read more..
Deep Dive Pun
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
506
<1min

Deep Dive Pun

Will an underperforming scuba diver with chickenpox ever come up to scratch? - from British Comedy Duo "The Two Ronnies" circa 1970s)... read more..
It's Not What You Think!
Clean Jokes
Susan Davis
505
<1min

It's Not What You Think!

At church one Sunday Joe asked the pastor, "Would you pray for my hearing." The pastor puts his hands on Joe's ears and enthusiastically prays. When finished the pastor asks: "So how's your hearing?... read more..
Be Kind, Even When There's No Sign
Illustrations
Susan Davis
922
<1min

Be Kind, Even When There's No Sign

This morning, on my way to work, I found myself behind a car with a handwritten sign taped to the back window: “Learning stick. Sorry for any delay.” Reading that, I instantly softened. I stayed pat... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5065 - November 27, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
133
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5065 - November 27, 2025

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Turkey Thursday - Happy American Thanksgiving to everyone celebrating in the USA! I am continuing to enjoy my ankle recovery rest at home, catching up on work. The pain read more..
Cybersalt News - November 27, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
427
<1min

Cybersalt News - November 27, 2025

Oh look, Turkey Thursday - Happy American Thanksgiving to everyone celebrating in the USA! I am continuing to enjoy my ankle recovery rest at home, catching up on work. The pain is a drag, but the re... read more..
One-Liner #1978
One-liners
Susan Davis
453
<1min

One-Liner #1978

I had a job selling security alarms door to door and I was really good at it. If no one was home I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.... read more..
Changes
Susan Page
Susan Page
716
<1min

Changes

Around every bend, glance upwards and seeMagnificent artwork on each single treeThere’s orange, flaming amber and deep rusty goldSome colours are muted, and others are bold The dawn as it breaks wi... read more..
Quote #2414
Quotes
Susan Davis
561
<1min

Quote #2414

"I don't have to chase extraordinary moments to find happiness - it's right in front of me if I'm paying attention and practicing gratitude." - Brené Brown read more..
Thanksgiving Foot Folly 🤕
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
481
<1min

Thanksgiving Foot Folly 🤕

I dropped a can of Thanksgiving fruit on top of my bare foot. Now I cranberry walk.... read more..
Life-Changing Advice
Illustrations
Susan Davis
526
2 min read

Life-Changing Advice

Kurt Vonnegut, American author, satirist, and humanist known for his darkly humorous and influential novels wrote: "When I was 15, I spent a month working on an archeological dig. I was talking to on... read more..
Day of Thanksgiving
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4531
<1min

Day of Thanksgiving

And after all is said and done...the kitchen cleaned up, the football game is over, the kids have FINALLY gone to bed and you lie quietly thinking about your day... your tummy starts to rumble... Twa... read more..
Marriage Teamwork
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
7986
2 min read

Marriage Teamwork

A Police officer pulls over a speeding car.  The Officer says, "I clocked you at 80 mph sir." The driver says, "But officer, I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar needs calibratin... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5064 - November 23, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
132
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5064 - November 23, 2025

Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! I have received an early Christmas gift: the gift of slowing down. Unbeknownst to me, I received this gift on October 30th when I jumped off the tailg read more..
Homework Surprise
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3538
<1min

Homework Surprise

My daughter's third-grade teacher had assigned the children to write a story titled "My Biggest Surprise." Not until the end of the school year did we see Marina's work. It read: "I got up this morn... read more..
Aches, Pains, and Medical Tests
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2230
<1min

Aches, Pains, and Medical Tests

Thought I'd let my doctor check me,'Cause I didn't feel quite right. . .All those aches and pains annoyed meAnd I couldn't sleep at night. He could find no real disorderBut he wouldn't let it rest.Wh... read more..
A Coffin Joke to Die For 💀
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
472
<1min

A Coffin Joke to Die For 💀

Someone tried to sell me a coffin today. I said, "That's the last thing I'll need!"... read more..
One-Liner #1977
One-liners
Susan Davis
458
<1min

One-Liner #1977

I just found out I'm colorblind; the diagnosis came completely out of the purple.... read more..
Quote #2413
Quotes
Susan Davis
471
<1min

Quote #2413

"Being a Christian is less about cautiously avoiding sin than about courageously and actively doing God's will." - Eric Metaxas, Bonhoeffer: Pastor, Martyr, Prophet, Spy read more..
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