Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23138 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Engaged Seniors

Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 were all excited about their decision to get married.  They went for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way home they passed a drugstore.  Jacob sugg... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1526

"Leadership is not about being in charge. Leadership is about taking care of those in your charge." - Simon Sinek read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Engineering Fact

Engineering Fact: An opinion without 3.14 is an onion. You'll understand.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Comfort

When the power failed at the elementary school, the cook couldn't serve a hot meal in the cafeteria, so at the last minute she whipped up great stacks of peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwiches. As one li... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1078

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Chicken Recipe

Baked Stuffed Chicken 6-7 lb. chicken1 cup melted butter1 cup stuffing1 cup uncooked popcornsalt/pepper to taste Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush chicken well with melted butter, salt and peppe... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4135 - July 20, 2016

Cybersalt News There is a new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. It's a place where many people would have a hard time falling asleep. You'll find "Slingshot Bench" at:www.cybersalt.org/funn read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - July 20, 2016

There is a new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. It's a place where many people would have a hard time falling asleep. You'll find "Slingshot Bench" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/slings... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Emperor Disappointment

It was a sad and disappointing day when I discovered my Universal Remote Control did not, in fact, control the Universe. (Not even remotely.)... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1077

I don't own a cell phone or a pager; I just hang around everyone I know, all the time and if someone wants to get hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly. - Mit... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Slingshot Bench

Nobody can fall asleep on this bench any longer. ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1525

"Worry is a misuse of imagination." - Dan Zadra read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

The Many Names of CHRIST

To the ARTIST He is the One Altogether Lovely. To the ARCHITECT He is the Chief Corner Stone. To the BAKER He is the Living Bread. To the BANKER He is the Hidden Treasure. To the BIOLOGIST He is t... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Wait Watching

Having lost weight over the past few years, a lady was discarding things from her wardrobe that no longer fit. Her seven-year-old niece was watching as she held up a huge pair of capris. "Wow," the ... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4134 - July 19, 2016

Cybersalt News There is a new Funny Bird Picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You'll find "Bird Favorites" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/bird-favorites  Enjoy the rest of today's ma read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - July 19, 2016

There is a new Funny Bird Picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You'll find "Bird Favorites" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/bird-favorites  Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Bird Favorites

Both chicks were being bugged in their own way. ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Happy Shoes

A guy walks into a shoe store and asks for a pair of shoes, size 8.  The obviously well-trained salesman says, "But sir, you take an 11 or eleven-and-a-half."  "Just bring me a size eight a... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1076

"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."  - Ann Landers read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Philosophy

A friend of mine was a philosophy major during his first semester in college. One day in class, they spent a great deal of time debating whether the glass was half full or half empty. After the ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1524

"You can see God from anywhere if your mind is set to love & obey Him."   - AW Tozer read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Please and Thank You

While on maternity leave, a woman from our office brought in her new bundle of joy. She also had her seven-year-old son with her. Everyone gathered around the baby, and the little boy asked, "Mommy,... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Dig That Cocoa

Archaeologists excavating a pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and hazelnuts. They believe it to be Pharaoh Rocher.... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4133 - July 18, 2016

Cybersalt News There is a new Inspirational Video on the Cybersalt Site today. It is a commercial that Channel 4 (UK) has made ahead of the 2016 Paralympic Games in Rio. You won't be sorry you watch read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - July 18, 2016

There is a new Inspirational Video on the Cybersalt Site today. It is a commercial that Channel 4 (UK) has made ahead of the 2016 Paralympic Games in Rio. You won't be sorry you watched "Yes I Can - P... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Baby Prescription

A woman brought her baby in to see the doctor, and he determined right away the baby had an earache. He wrote a prescription for ear drops. In the directions he wrote, "Put two drops in right ear eve... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4132 - July 17, 2016

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone. I know the graphic to the right says "Happy Monday" but that is because it belongs to newest devotional from Rev. James Snyder. It seems James recently had read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - July 17, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone. I know the graphic to the right says "Happy Monday" but that is because it belongs to newest devotional from Rev. James Snyder. It seems James recently had a week with more... read more..

Videos
Pastor Tim
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Yes I Can - Paralympics Commercial

Here's an inspiring commercial from Channel 4 (UK) ahead of their coverage of the 2016 Paralympic Games in Rio. It's a reminder to all of us that our attitude towards the "disabled" is often the great... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
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4 min read

How Many Mondays Are There in One Week?

I must admit I am not up to date with all of the technology and gadgets today. Just when I think I have something mastered, they upgrade it or replace it was something that I cannot figure out. I gues... read more..