Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-Liner #1966
One-liners
Susan Davis
2377
<1min

One-Liner #1966

A lot of women say their husbands never listen to them; I'm proud to say I've never heard my wife say that.... read more..
Quote #2402
Quotes
Susan Davis
541
<1min

Quote #2402

"If you're going to gossip, do so about another's virtues." - Bertrand Russell read more..
Important Notice!
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4524
<1min

Important Notice!

Employees dying on the job are failing to fall down.  This practice must stop as it becomes impossible to distinguish between death and the natural movement of the staff.  Any employees fo... read more..
A Fruity Felony
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
902
<1min

A Fruity Felony

I can't believe someone broke into my house and stole all of my fruit. I am peachless.... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 16, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
416
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 16, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - 19d260! The days are getting shorter at Cybersalt World Headquarters. A couple of times this past week I walked to the edge of the hill next to us to watch the sunset: a n... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5052 - October 12, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
184
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5052 - October 12, 2025

Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone - and Happy Canadian Thanksgiving (or "Thanksgiving" as we call it in Canada.) Grandma Cybersalt and I are having a low-key Thanksgiving this year and read more..
Cybersalt News - October 12, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
426
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 12, 2025

Sunday greetings everyone - and Happy Canadian Thanksgiving (or "Thanksgiving" as we call it in Canada.) Grandma Cybersalt and I are having a low-key Thanksgiving this year and will be enjoying a qui... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 19, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
393
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 19, 2025

Sunday greetings everyone - 16d260! The brake warning light has been on in my truck for many months and for some reason I simply assumed it was a sensor in my emergency brake pedal once released. How... read more..
The Turkey that Refused Dinner
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
453
<1min

The Turkey that Refused Dinner

In honor of Canadian Thanksgiving ... Why did the turkey refuse to eat dinner? It was stuffed.... read more..
Quote #2401
Quotes
Susan Davis
554
<1min

Quote #2401

"It's up to us to choose contentment and thankfulness now - and to stop imagining that we have to have everything perfect before we'll be happy." - Joanna Gaines, The Magnolia Story read more..
Vacation Lingo
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4015
<1min

Vacation Lingo

In case any of you are still thinking about picking a vacation spot, be aware of the following advertising lingo... Old world charm = No bath Tropical = Rainy Majestic setting = A long way from tow... read more..
One-Liner #1965
One-liners
Susan Davis
549
<1min

One-Liner #1965

Every time I try to eat healthy along comes Thanksgiving, Christmas, Wednesday or Friday to mess me up.... read more..
Heat is Not Just a Number, It’s an Attitude
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
754
4 min read

Heat is Not Just a Number, It’s an Attitude

Lately, the temperature in Florida has topped 100°. I saw on the news that the Northeast is also hitting 100°. It's easy to see why everyone wants to come to Florida. If they can't, they wish for som... read more..
Slow Down Therapy
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3184
3 min read

Slow Down Therapy

1. Slow down; God is still in heaven. You are not responsible for doing it all yourself, right now. 2. Remember a happy, peaceful time in your past. Rest there. Each moment has richness that takes a read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5049 - October 9, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
140
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5049 - October 9, 2025

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday - 26d260! We're enjoying beautiful fall weather at Cybersalt World Headquarters. Grandma Cybersalt is into her apple harvesting/drying routine - a year read more..
Cybersalt News - October 9, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
454
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 9, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - 26d260! We're enjoying beautiful fall weather at Cybersalt World Headquarters. Grandma Cybersalt is into her apple harvesting/drying routine - a year round favorite of som... read more..
Dishonesty Doesn't Pay
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7352
2 min read

Dishonesty Doesn't Pay

One year, at Western, there were these two guys who were taking Chemistry and who did pretty well on all of the quizzes and the midterms and labs, etc., such that going into the final they had a solid... read more..
One-Liner #1964
One-liners
Susan Davis
452
<1min

One-Liner #1964

I decided to make sure my wife woke up with a big smile on her face this morning; I can't have Sharpies in the house anymore.... read more..
I Wish and I Choose
Susan Page
Susan Page
745
<1min

I Wish and I Choose

I wish I had known …I was God’s beloved childI wish I had known …I did not have to earn His love I wish I had known …I was wonderfully made and fully acceptedI wish I had known …Grace and love were m... read more..
Lessons from Trees
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2883
<1min

Lessons from Trees

It's important to have roots. In today's complex world, it pays to branch out. If you really believe in something, don't be afraid to go out on a limb. Be flexible so you don't break when a harsh w... read more..
Eating and Drinking
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4272
<1min

Eating and Drinking

(a) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. (b) On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the Brit read more..
Finally, a Safe Space 🚪
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
694
<1min

Finally, a Safe Space 🚪

If, like me, you've ever been accused of being raised in a barn and want to talk about it, remember ... my door is always open.... read more..
Quote #2400
Quotes
Susan Davis
557
<1min

Quote #2400

"Everybody wants to be a diamond but very few are willing to get cut." - Eric Thomas read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5048 - October 5, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
137
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5048 - October 5, 2025

Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone - 30d260! I apologize about my unintentional cruelty of promising you a video about a Cat Subway, but not giving you the proper link for it! Here is Th read more..
Cybersalt News - October 5, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
426
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 5, 2025

Sunday greetings everyone - 30d260! I apologize about my unintentional cruelty of promising you a video about a Cat Subway, but not giving you the proper link for it! Here is Thursday's video share:... read more..
Battle of the Dogs
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5379
2 min read

Battle of the Dogs

The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up the whole world.  One day they sat down and decided to se... read more..
Quote #2399
Quotes
Susan Davis
477
<1min

Quote #2399

"Make sure everyone in your 'boat' is rowing and not drilling holes when you're not looking. Know your circle." - attr. Steve Maraboli read more..
One-Liner #1963
One-liners
Susan Davis
500
<1min

One-Liner #1963

If laziness were an Olympic sport, I would come in 4th just so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium.... read more..
This is your Last and Final Warning
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
702
4 min read

This is your Last and Final Warning

As a child, I remember my parents saying to me, "I'm not going to tell you this again." The only problem with that was they did tell me again. And again. And again. It was hard for me to trust my par... read more..
How I Treasure You
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2701
<1min

How I Treasure You

I've been talking about you a lot with the Lord,There was so much I wanted to say,I told Him how thankful and helpful you are,how I treasure you more every day. I tried to describe how just having yo... read more..
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