Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23138 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Flamingo Act
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3216
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Flamingo Act

When my wife wanted me to stop acting like a flamingo, I had to put my foot down.... read more..
Remarriage
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2618
<1min

Remarriage

Two women met for the first time since graduating from high school 40 years ago. One asked the other, "You were always so organized in school, "Did you manage to live a well planned life?" "Oh yes," ... read more..
One-liner #0995
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0995

So I just read Starbucks is planning on selling beer and wine; apparently it's getting difficult to sell sober people a $10 cup of coffee.... read more..
Deer Hunting
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
8324
<1min

Deer Hunting

A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?" "Henry h... read more..
Never Too Old
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3692
<1min

Never Too Old

Two elderly gentlemen were visiting.  "I guess you're never too old," the first one boasted. "Why just yesterday a pretty college girl said she'd be interested in dating me.  But to be perfe... read more..
Cybersalt News - March 2, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - March 2, 2016

I'm back. I had hoped to keep sending out mailings while Mrs. Cybersalt and I were back east in Toronto (visiting our daughter, son-in-law, and grandson) but fun family times trumped fun computer time... read more..
Earthly Treasures
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2771
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Earthly Treasures

Showing his friend around his his home, Fred started to point out all of the collectibles he and his wife had acquired over their long years of marriage. "The day before I die, I'm going to sell ever... read more..
Quote #1443
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1443

"Faith is saying, 'Here I am' before we know our mission. Fear is wanting to know our mission before we say, 'Here I am.'" - Leonard Sweet read more..
Martial Arts
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3073
<1min

Martial Arts

Martial Arts: I use my boxing skills sparringly.... read more..
One-liner #0994
One-liners
Pastor Tim
2180
<1min

One-liner #0994

My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.... read more..
Moving Label
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4596
<1min

Moving Label

Having moved 15 times during our 37-year marriage, my husband and I appreciate movers who take the time to label carefully boxes they pack for us. The accuracy of labels can make a huge difference wh... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4039 - March 2, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
108
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4039 - March 2, 2016

Cybersalt News I'm back. I had hoped to keep sending out mailings while Mrs. Cybersalt and I were back east in Toronto (visiting our daughter, son-in-law, and grandson) but fun family times trumped read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4038 - February 18, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
139
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4038 - February 18, 2016

 Cybersalt News - February 18, 2016 Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I haven't mentioned this here yet, but my church has graciously and sacrificially given me a 6 month sabbatical, which began yeste read more..
Cybersalt News - February 18, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - February 18, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I haven't mentioned this here yet, but my church has graciously and sacrificially given me a 6 month sabbatical, which began yesterday. The day started out very early with ... read more..
One-liner #0993
One-liners
Pastor Tim
2426
<1min

One-liner #0993

I misplaced my thesaurus and feel terrible; just terrible, really terrible.... read more..
Quote #1442
Quotes
Pastor Tim
2552
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Quote #1442

"Christians should not be optimists; we know too much about sin. We should also not be pessimists, for we know the living God." - Timothy Keller read more..
Brain vs Brawn
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6390
<1min

Brain vs Brawn

The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could out do anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes,... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4037 - February 16, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
133
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4037 - February 16, 2016

 Cybersalt News - February 16, 2016 There is a new Funny Picture on Cybersalt site today. You will find "Remove Child" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/remove-child  Enjoy the rest of t read more..
Remove Child
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4119
<1min

Remove Child

Just in case some people go too far trying to save water! ... read more..
Quote #1441
Quotes
Pastor Tim
2388
<1min

Quote #1441

"God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart form Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing." - C.S. Lewis read more..
Accents
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Accents

About a year ago my sister, who lives in Virginia, was talking with her four year old son, Brent. He was asking her why all their relatives from Wisconsin talk funny and sound like their noses are pl... read more..
Contractor
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
6483
<1min

Contractor

My job is in the Aerospace Industry, and it's always been a challenge to explain what kind of work I do. At one gathering, I tried several unsuccessful attempted explanations before deciding to be as ... read more..
Inspiration
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2618
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Inspiration

A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon. "How do you know what to say?" he asked. "Why, God tells me." "Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?"   read more..
One-liner #0992
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1987
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One-liner #0992

I didn’t sleep well last night so I made my coffee this morning with Red Bull instead of water.  I was half way to work when I realized I forgot my car. read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4036 - February 15, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
106
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4036 - February 15, 2016

Cybersalt News There is a new Funny Cat Picture on Cybersalt site today. You will find "Cat Antlers" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictures/cat-antlers  Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. Tod read more..
Hate Your Enemies: You have heard that it was said
Sermons
Pastor Tim
2027
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Hate Your Enemies: You have heard that it was said

Jesus clarifies what God's desire is for our hearts in regard to our enemies. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20160214.mp3{/audio} read more..
One-liner #0991
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0991

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his head.   read more..
Quote #1440
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1440

"If you do not believe in regeneration, if you do not see its utter absolute necessity, then I do not see that you have any right to regard yourself as a Christian. If you do not see that you are so read more..
Cybersalt News - February 15, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1747
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Cybersalt News - February 15, 2016

There is a new Funny Cat Picture on Cybersalt site today. You will find "Cat Antlers" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictures/cat-antlers  Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..
Cybersalt News - February 16, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1677
<1min

Cybersalt News - February 16, 2016

There is a new Funny Picture on Cybersalt site today. You will find "Remove Child" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/remove-child  Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..
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