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Seen on a Taxidermist's sign:"We really know our stuff."... read more..

George loved tea. He'd always come over for several cups. He had an insatiable thirst. He became such a nuisance that we decided to fix him.To cure him of all desire for tea, we decided to drown him w... read more..

Many people assume that Earl Gray tea got its name by being the favorite of that English earl. However, it seems that there is a small town in Wales named Earl Gray where the town's citizens are gett... read more..

First man: I hear the First National Bank is looking for a new teller. Second man: I thought they just hired a new teller last week. First man: Right. That's the one they're looking for.... read more..

Q - Which one is faster, hot or cold?A - Hot -- because everyone knows how easy it is to catch a cold.... read more..

A ten-year-old girl asked and received help from a librarian on how to use the card catalog. In a little while, the girl approached the librarian again, wanting to know how to spell "tequila.""T-e-q-u... read more..

My wife and I were having lunch at a fashionable eatery in Annapolis when we noticed what looked like a familiar face at the next table. Screwing up my courage, I asked, "Excuse me. Aren't you Marlin ... read more..

When I attended a convention once of oil men, the first speaker was from Texas. He rambled on about nonsense for a good half hour and then introduced the next gent, who happened to be from Oklahoma. T... read more..

The A Team, With apologies to the TV Program. A Jerry Ulett Original.John and Mark of The A-Team, Inc, were noted for their abilities to solve any computer problem.Their greatest challenge was to crea... read more..

Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse."I know that smart alec Tex" said the first. "He's going to start bragging about that new foreign car he ought as soon as he gets back""Not Tex" said th... read more..

What does the sea say to the sand?Not much. It usually just waves.... read more..

It was reported in today's news that some frosty orange drinks were stolen. The police suspect it is the work of a Julius seizer.... read more..

Thesaurus: ancient reptile with an excellent vocabulary.... read more..

Three little piggies went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their orders for drinks."I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy."I would like a glass of Coke," said the second... read more..

Cat show judge: PurrfectionistDislike of a relative: AuntagonismDifferent place to get married: Altarnative... read more..

"What am I supposed to do with this?" grumbled a motorist as the policeman handed him a speeding ticket."Keep it," the cop said, "when you collect four of them you get a bicycle." read more..

Her car was speeding along Interstate 80 at well over 80 miles an hour when it passed by a State Trooper. Obviously, the officer was compelled to pull the young female driver over and he asked to see ... read more..

A guy was in court charged with parking in a restricted area. The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defense."They shouldn't put up such misleading notices," said the guy. "The sign sa... read more..

Q: How do you tickle a rich girl?A: Say, "Gucci Gucci Gucci!"... read more..

I'm tickled to be the chairman of the Society for People with Super-Sensitive Feet.... read more..

A man goes into a restaurant and the maitre'd stops him."Sorry sir, you need to wear a tie to enter".So the man goes back to his car and looks around, but there's no necktie to be found. So he takes ... read more..

When a clock is hungry, does it go back four seconds?... read more..

Seen on a sign a a tire shop in Milwaukee:"Invite us to your next blowout."... read more..

"Knocking Your Funny Bone" by O. Howard Hertz read more..

Helium was up.Feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading.Knives were up sharply.Cows steered into a bull market.Pencils lost a few points.Hiking equipment w... read more..

Police in New Zealand were mystified by the apparent theft of a complete toilet bowl from a police station in Auckland.When a local news reporter asked the police sergeant if they had any leads, he re... read more..

Toilet training a young child is always a matter of pot luck.... read more..

Reading the work of J.R.R. Tolkein is hobbit forming.... read more..

When the driver of a huge trailer lost control of his rig, he plowed into an empty tollbooth and smashed it to pieces. He climbed down from the wreckage and within a matter of minutes, a truck pulled ... read more..

A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a re... read more..