Monthly Archive

September 2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 237 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Funny Horse Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Horse Hazard

Job hazard #8 at the petting zoo. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - September 21, 2011

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today.  You'll find "Flying Car" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/flying-car Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Flying Car

I would love to have one of these flying car balloons just for the looks my neighbors would have when it was passing by. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Really Impressed

As a psychologist, my first job was working in a small clinic. One of my patients was a pleasant woman who needed emotional support because of some recurring health problems. After six months of trea... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1174

"Google before you tweet is the new think before you speak." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Making Dinner

Making Dinner: Recipe calls for a 1/4 cup of thyme. That's 15 minutes, right?... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0722

"Call Waiting: Your call is very important to us so please enjoy this 40 minute flute solo." read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Plywood Cab

Body by Home Depot. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Control Freaks

The Wyanttville city work crews were control freaks. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Truck Cabin Combo

Here's a camper you can lumber into summer with. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Global Warming Tide Tables

Just because global warming is a threat doesn't mean you still can't enjoy the patio. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Baby Bath Water Snake

Don't throw the baby out with the . . . . snake? ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Skiing and Hospital Sign

Location, location, location! ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - September 20, 2011

Today's featured funny page on the Cybersalt site is "Weather Station".  You will find it at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/weather-station Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Caddy Advice

Standing on the tee of a relatively long par three, a confident golfer said to his caddy, "Looks like a four-wood and a putt to me." The caddy argued with him a bit and suggested that he instead play... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1173

"Inspiration does not teach that the human hand was flawless. It teaches that the hand of God that guided the human hand was flawless." read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Plane Luggage Container

It didn't take long to see that the new guy knew nothing about loading planes. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Weather Station

Who says the weather is hard to predict? ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Helicopter Bird

Who said, "Camoflauge is for the birds"? ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0721

Sign in a New York restaurant: "Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager."... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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My Own Invention

"It's my own invention," Tom replied patently. (Nathan Howe) read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Microsoft Airlines

Thank you for flying Microsoft Airlines. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Huge Growth

Everyone at the family reunion was alarmed at how large the growth on Frank's chest had become. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - September 19, 2011

Today's featured funny page on the Cybersalt site is "Take the Hint".  You'll find it at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/take-the-hint Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Plane Pry

In hindsight, using a plane to pry the hood latch open was overkill. ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2252

Last Slice

"I don't like eating the last slice of the loaf" said Tom crustily.(Simon Champion) read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1172

"Purpose: Find your aim in life before you run out of ammunition." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0720

"If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?" read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Taxing Cinderella

The tax adviser had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl was fascinated by the story, especially the part where the pumpkin turns into a... read more..