Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3444 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

19 Aug

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

8304

Lego Volvo Car

Replacement parts are plentiful for the Lego 350. ... read more..

19 Aug

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

10411

Crazy Warning Sign

Many men have missed seeing this sign. ... read more..

19 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2198

The teacher asked her fifth-grade class, "How was Columbus treated when he returned from his third voyage?" One student said, "Lots of people met him at the pier, and they all had a great time." Ste... read more..

19 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1978

One-liner #0699

"If we are to learn anything of value from Star Trek, it's that the universe is filled with vastly different styles of foreheads." - Chris Needles read more..

19 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1965

Pet Bills

While waiting at the veterinarian's office, I overheard two women chatting about their dogs. "What's your dog's name?" asked the first woman. "Well, we used to call her Pork Chop," answered the seco... read more..

19 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1698

Quote #1153

"When we come to a clearer and more sober estimate of our own limitations and responsibilities, that makes it possible more genuinely to love our neighbor."- Dietrich Bonhoeffer in "Letters and Papers read more..

19 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - August 19, 2011

I want you to know that no cats or sharks were hurt in the making of today's new entry in the FunBlog. No fish were hurt either.https://www.cybersalt.org/funblog/flying-shark-attacks-cat Enjoy ... read more..

18 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - August 18, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Some children just don't have a chance at living a normal life - especially those with "The Knack."www.cybersalt.org/funblog/the-knack Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. ... read more..

18 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3568

Run Through the Woods

Two campers, both in the 60s are walking through the woods. A huge brown bear suddenly appeared in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear spots the campers and begins to head toward th... read more..

18 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

11470

Diaper Change

We Agree. ... read more..

18 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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2 min read

Towards and Away

One day many years ago, a fisherman's wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved the children very much, but couldn't think of what to name their children. Finally, after several days, the fi... read more..

18 Aug

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

7728

An Honest Construction Sign

Here's an honest construction sign. ... read more..

18 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

6911

At the End of Every Rainbow

At the end of every rainbow . . . . ... read more..

18 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1897

One-liner #0698

"The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower." read more..

18 Aug

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

9473

Don't Drink and Drive Sign

Don't drink and paint signs either. ... read more..

18 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

4315

Flying Shark Attacks Cat

Don't feel bad for the cat - I'm sure the fish wasn't enjoying the attention either. ... read more..

18 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1698

Quote #1152

"Man has set for himself the goal of conquering the world but in the processes loses his soul."- Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn read more..

18 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

7158

Mouse Revenge

Mouse Revenge ... read more..

17 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1516

Quote #1151

"For what is faith unless it is to believe what you do not see?" - Augustine read more..

17 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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2 min read

You Know You're Getting Old When

You know you're getting there when... Everything that works hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work. You feel like the morning after, and you haven't been anywhere. Your little black book only ... read more..

17 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - August 17, 2011

Today's featured page on the Cybersalt Site is an example off how sometimes you should just pay for delivery.www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/car-overload Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..