2011

29 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1978

<1min

Trials, Pain, Suffering, Annoyances

"UNDER OUR SKIN!"There once was an oyster, whose story I tell;Who found that some sand, had gotten into his shell.It was only a grain, but it gave him great pain;For oysters have feelings, although th read more..

29 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2048

<1min

Skills Worth Mentioning

"So tell me, Mrs. Smith," asked the interviewer, "have you any other skills you think might be worth mentioning?" "Actually, yes," said the applicant modestly. "Last year I had two short stories publ read more..

29 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2183

<1min

Peace on Earth

"Peace doesn't start at a mideast table but in a mideast stable" is the sign on our church front sign. 26,000 cars drive by daily.- Pastor Roger Barcus read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3706 - July 29, 2011

29 Jul

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

110

2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3706 - July 29, 2011

Cybersalt News Yesterday was an eventful day at Cybersalt World headquarters. Yours truly undertook some do-it-yourself plumbing and electrical work. At one point it looked like the water wasn't go read more..

28 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3641

<1min

Thesaurus Collision

Two trucks loaded with a thousand copies of Roget's Thesaurus collided as they left a New York publishing house last Thursday, according to the Associated Press. Witnesses were stunned, startled, agh... read more..

28 Jul

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

9706

<1min

Bird Offerings Cartoon

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3705 - July 28, 2011

28 Jul

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

122

4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3705 - July 28, 2011

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Yes, Cybersaltines have spoken and Chicken Thursday lives on! Some of you are not able to read the story behind Chicken Thursday because the Cybersalt Si read more..

27 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3940

<1min

Food, Family and Philosophy

Gary is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice. The father explains, "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, ... read more..

27 Jul

Funny Dog Pictures

Pastor Tim

9754

<1min

Dog Trick or Treat

Church members were shocked to see the pastor's dogs trick or treating. ... read more..

27 Jul

Funny Dog Pictures

Pastor Tim

8225

<1min

Elvis Puppy

You ain't nothin' but a hounddog. Thank you, thank you very much. ... read more..

27 Jul

Funny Dog Pictures

Pastor Tim

8234

<1min

Dog Obedience

It's always hard to watch the pups head off to obedience school for the first time. ... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3704 - July 27, 2011

27 Jul

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

174

2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3704 - July 27, 2011

Cybersalt News One never knows when a harmless youth group activity can become a church parking lot catastrophe: http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/outhouse-ice-sculpture Enjoy the rest of today read more..

26 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3773

<1min

In Both Ears

"It's no good, sir," said the hopeless pupil to his English teacher. "I try to learn, but everything you say goes in both ears and out the other." "Goes in both ears and out the other?" asked the puz read more..