Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3444 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

19 Jul

God's Penman

3061

4 min read

Farewell to the Fifties

Whoever said, "All good things must come to an end," knew whereof he spoke. Why is it that something really good goes by so quickly and something really bad hangs around forever, or so it seems. Let ... read more..

19 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3243

Did You See That?

Tom and Darryl were out hunting deer. Tom asked, "Did you see that?" "No," Darryl replies. "Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead." "Oh," responded Darryl. A couple of minutes later, Tom said, "Di... read more..

19 Jul

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

7628

Blizzard Trap

With local highways and roads closed by the blizzard, Sheriff Jake had to get creative in setting up speed traps. ... read more..

19 Jul

Cartoons

Pastor Tim

7108

The First Shall Be Last

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com read more..

18 Jul

Uncategorised

Pastor Tim

9155

Simply Susan Chronologically

If you are new to the Simply Susan blog and wish to read it in Chronological order, here are the links to help you do so. ... read more..

18 Jul

Pastor Tim's CleanLaugh Site

Pastor Tim

7786

What Is A Goober?

Often, after reading a joke on my site or in one of my humor lists, people e-mail me and ask, "Pastor Tim, what's a Goober?" To satisfy many people's curiosity, I've got a picture of one here. Ye... read more..

18 Jul

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

10531

Puppy Food

Don't worry, the health department is investigating! ... read more..

18 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3391

Army Fib

While my six-year-old daughter of the space age and I were reviewing some old photographs, we came across a picture of me when I was a captain in the Army Reserves. "Daddy, were you in a war?" "Yes,... read more..

18 Jul

Simply Susan

Susan Davis

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3 min read

He Gives and Takes Away

They say that one of the main things about writing is to simply be disciplined about doing it. Clearly I'm not a writer at heart; although I have been challenged with the concept of discipline l... read more..

17 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3540

Small Town Check

I had just moved from an apartment to a house in the same small town. One day at the grocery store, I used the last of my personalized checks bearing my old address. The cashier examined the document ... read more..

17 Jul

Sermons

Marcia Lee Laycock

1250

The Sin You Don't Confess

The latter years of King Asa's life teach us that the sin we don't confess we compound. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110717.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110717.mp3{/audio... read more..

16 Jul

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3310

Clark Retirement Community LipDub

Here are some pretty hip (some of them replaced I am sure) seniors doing a great lip-dub of Michael Buble's song "Feeling Good." ... read more..

16 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3911

English Errors

English is such a tough language to master. There are more exceptions to the rules than rules. It's no wonder there are so many blunders. We hope this creative copy from travel and dining brochu read more..

15 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3438

First Passport

At 82 years old, my husband applied for his first passport. He was told he'd need a birth certificate, but his birth had never been officially registered. When he explained his dilemma to the p... read more..

14 Jul

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

10538

Baby Pots

Though grateful, the orphanage was unsure of just what to do with the generous donation from Home Depot. read more..

14 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3104

Shower or Tub

New Englanders are known for their dry wit and logic.Once in Martha's Vineyard a hotel clerk asked me if I wanted a room with a shower or a tub. I asked what the difference was.He replied, "Well sir, ... read more..

13 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3149

Bag of Chickens

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at: https://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/whatsagoober Two goobers meet on a dusty country road. One of them is carrying a big bag labe... read more..

13 Jul

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

15190

Spay or Neuter

The Vet at this hospital is finding it hard to make friends. read more..

12 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3127

Worker Ants

The teacher was giving her class of seven-year-olds a natural history lesson. "Worker ants," she told them, "can carry pieces of food five times their own weight. What do you conclude from that?"One c... read more..

12 Jul

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

6204

Coffin Yard

Hardly used - make an offer. ... read more..

12 Jul

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

8915

Open Sorry

We've all eaten in restaurants that should have had this sign. ... read more..

11 Jul

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

11482

Cheese Guitar

New From Kraft - Guitar Munchables. ... read more..

11 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3011

Razor Request

Ronnie goes down to the barber shop. He gets his hair cut and then he is getting a shave. After being nicked by the barber several times Ronnie says, "Hey buddy, have you got an extra razor?"The barbe... read more..

11 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3158

Chess Playing Dog

A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while."I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the smartest d... read more..

Following Victory, Keep Seeking and Working Hard Work

10 Jul

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1158

Following Victory, Keep Seeking and Working Hard Work

When God gives you a victory in your life, keep seeking and working for Him. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110710.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110710.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

Negotiated Rules of Golf Between AARP and USGA

09 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3439

2 min read

Negotiated Rules of Golf Between AARP and USGA

The AARP has negotiated with the USGA to modify the following rules of golf for seniors.Rule 1.a.5 A ball sliced or hooked into the rough shall be lifted and placed on the fairway at a point equal to ... read more..

09 Jul

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

8323

Cell Phone Shaver

Now you can phone, shave, and drive at the same time (except where prohibited by law). ... read more..

08 Jul

Cartoons

Pastor Tim

6359

Life Savers Cheap Cellphone

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com read more..

08 Jul

General News

Pastor Tim

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The Cybersalt Award

The Cybersalt Award is presented to web sites that make a positive influence on the internet for Jesus Christ. Jesus teaches his followers to be the salt of the earth. Cybersalt award recipients, thr... read more..

How do I upload to and/or put pictures in my Joomla articles?

08 Jul

Working On Your Site

Pastor Tim

2048

How do I upload to and/or put pictures in my Joomla articles?

This tutorial shows you how to upload pictures and how to insert pictures into Joomla articles. On all of our Joomla sites we use JCE Editor because of it's user friendliness, advanced feature option... read more..

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