Monthly Archive

2011

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Quote #1193
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1193

"I think laughter is very imperative. And that's the important part of my life, of making people laugh so they can forget their problems. A good laugh is better than anything."- Comedian Milton Berle read more..
Pigeon Practice Bombs Away
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Where's Antarctica?
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Where's Antarctica?

Where's Antarctica? Udderneath. ... read more..
Just Me and My Hog Motorcycle
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Just Me and My Hog Motorcycle

Just me and my . . . . uhhhh. . . . hog. read more..
Nuclear Soccer Team
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Nuclear Soccer Team

The nuclear power plant team won this year's city soccer tournament. (They practice at their secret nuclear bunker.) ... read more..
Beware of Van Sign
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Beware of Van Sign

Maybe warning the wildlife might work better. ... read more..
Eat Here and Get Gas
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Eat Here and Get Gas

The world needs more honest advertising like this. read more..
One-liner #0740
One-liners
Pastor Tim
2001
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One-liner #0740

"I am going to KILL the person who told me the new iPhone could be used as a bathroom scale!"- @jimmykimmel read more..
The Internet's Last Page
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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The Internet's Last Page

The Internet's Last Page You have been directed to the last page of the internet. We trust that you have enjoyed yourself. Someone who loves you has sent this so they can have you back. Don't be a... read more..
Waffle Sickness
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Waffle Sickness

"People with an unhealthy obsession over frozen waffles are eggomaniacs." read more..
The Boast of Weakness
Sermons
Marcia Lee Laycock
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The Boast of Weakness

Weakness does not hinder God's accomplishing of His will. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20111016.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20111016.mp3{/audio}   ... read more..
Cultivating the Fine Art of Casual Loafing
God's Penman
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4 min read

Cultivating the Fine Art of Casual Loafing

Storm clouds were brewing like fresh morning coffee in the normally placid parsonage this past week. I will not say that things got out of hand, which is not to say they did not. I just will not say. ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3766 - October 15, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
117
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3766 - October 15, 2011

Issue #3766 Cybersalt News There is a new entry in the FunBlog today. If you are looking for a video that demonstrates how to cut a tree down, this is not the video you are look read more..
Cybersalt News - October 15, 2011
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - October 15, 2011

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today. If you are looking for a video that demonstrates how to cut a tree down, this is not the video you are looking for. You'll find "Dumbest Tree Fellers" at:www... read more..
Officer Overboard
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Officer Overboard

On a U.S. cruiser the officer of the deck asked the starboard lookout, "What would you do if a sailor was washed overboard?" "I'd yell 'Man overboard,'" answered the lookout snappily. "Good," s... read more..
Quote #1192
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1192

"Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, of infinite importance. The only thing it cannot be is moderately important."- CS Lewis read more..
One-liner #0739
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0739

"I sure miss the day when someone else pumped your gas for you - it was much cheaper back then." read more..
Myna Birds
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Myna Birds

To enforce the ban against exporting myna birds, the State trained lions to guard its frontiers. One day two smugglers tried to sneak a mynah bird out of the country while the border lions were sleep... read more..
Dumbest Tree Fellers
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Dumbest Tree Fellers

If you are looking for a video tutorial on how to cut down a tree, this is not the video you are looking for! ... read more..
Clinton Deploys Vowels
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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3 min read

Clinton Deploys Vowels

This cleanlaugh is a classic - originally out in 1996. WORLD NEWS: CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First Recipients Before an emergency joint session of Congress ... read more..
Chicken and Man Look-A-Like
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Microsoft Cell Phone
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Microsoft Cell Phone

Microsoft's new cell phone may not lead to world domination of the market just yet. read more..
Navy Seal Elite Shark Squadron
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Navy Seal Elite Shark Squadron

Not what Private Johnson expected when he volunteered for the elite Navy Seal Shark Squadron. read more..
News Crew In Line Of Fire
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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News Crew In Line Of Fire

Some news crews are just too agressive. read more..
Keep Right
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Pastor Tim
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Keep Right

There is nothing left to say about this sign. ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3765 - October 14, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3765 - October 14, 2011

Issue #3765 Cybersalt News Thanks to everyone who let me know that you could not access Cybersalt pages on iPhones and Android phones (if you have a Blackberry that was a whole read more..
Cybersalt News - October 14, 2011
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - October 14, 2011

Thanks to everyone who let me know that you could not access Cybersalt pages on iPhones and Android phones (if you have a Blackberry that was a whole other issue - but you know about that!)  I lo... read more..
Visiting Oxford
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Visiting Oxford

An guy was visiting Oxford University for the first time. He stopped a passing Oxford don and asked, "Excuse me, can you tell me if that's Trinity College I'm looking at?" The don sneered, "You ... read more..
Quote #1191
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1191

"Vote for the man who promises the least. He will be the least disappointing." - Bernard Baruch read more..
One-liner #0738
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0738

"I'm a light eater - as soon as it's light, I start to eat."- Art Donovan read more..
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