Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3444 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

25 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1797

Quote #1179

"Fall in love with someone who deserves your heart, not someone who plays with it." read more..

25 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1941

One-liner #0727

"I do have washboard abs - they just happen to have a little laundry on them at the moment." read more..

25 Sep

Sermons

Marcia Lee Laycock

1277

The Wrong Place and The Wrong Time

If you avoid being in the wrong place you won't suffer what happens there at the wrong time. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110925.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110925.mp3{/... read more..

25 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2062

Ninety-Two Cows

"Only 92 of our 100 cows were in the barn so I couldn't begin the milking. We still lacked eight," Tom uttered. read more..

25 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1664

Cybersalt News, September 25, 2011

Sunday greetings everyone. The Westside Bible Church web site has been updated with the service and message recordings from the last three weekends. You will find them at:www.westsidefamily.org/multi... read more..

24 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

24575

2 min read

You Know You Are Over the Hill When

1. You find yourself beginning to like accordion music. 2. You're sitting on a park bench and a Boy Scout comes up and helps you cross your legs. 3. Lawn care has become a big highlight of your life read more..

24 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1901

Advertising in the 2000's

Ernest Shackleton's recruiting advertisement for his 1912 Imperial Trans-Antarctic Expedition: "Men wanted for hazardous journey. Small wages, bitter cold, long months of complete darkness, constant ... read more..

24 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1593

Quote #1178

"The man who writes the bank's advertising slogan is not the same man who makes the loans."- George Coote read more..

24 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1734

One-liner #0726

"Some people have a way with words, others not have way." read more..

24 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

12939

Finding Nemo

They've found Nemo! ... read more..

24 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

5773

Creepy Trimmed Hedges

Jennifer had a funny feeling about meeting her boyfriend's family. ... read more..

24 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

11505

Tomato with Teeth

Something really needs to be done about those Raelians. ... read more..

24 Sep

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

11603

Phone Out Of Service Billboard

Ummmmm. . . OK. Thanks to www.dribbleglass.com for permission to use this image after it was pointed out as original to them. ... read more..

24 Sep

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

6425

Elegant Dump Diner

Mary was not impressed with her date's choice of restaurants. ... read more..

24 Sep

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

13672

Hallmark Billboard

Face the card reality! Thanks to www.dribbleglass.com for permission to use this image after it was pointed out as original to them. ... read more..

24 Sep

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

7622

Blood Donor Mosquito

You've got it. They want it. ... read more..

24 Sep

Cartoons

Pastor Tim

18622

Office Switch to Decaf Coffee

Don't try this at your office! ... read more..

24 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1569

Cybersalt News - September 24, 2011

Today's featured funny page on the Cybersalt site is "Cup Your Ears." Some say you can hear better if you do that. You be the judge at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/cup-your-ears Enjoy... read more..

23 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3783

Sticking Out

At our daughter's high school graduation, I couldn't help noticing a young man sporting a long bleached blond ponytail sprouting from the top of his otherwise shaved head. A heavy link chain hung arou... read more..

23 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2732

Meditation

"Meditation is not what you think." read more..

23 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1725

Quote #1177

"If more people gave up in life there'd be fewer wars." - Snowbell read more..

23 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1629

One-liner #0725

"Hard work never killed anybody, but it does keep you off Twitter." read more..

23 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

9124

Wear-Tasting Chocolate

Little Brad understood that you don't have to get it in you to know it tastes good. ... read more..

23 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

9819

Cup Your Ears

If someone is far away and you are having problems hearing them, try cupping your ears. ... read more..

23 Sep

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

8288

Used Cows

Where the deals are simply bovine. ... read more..

23 Sep

Funny Horse Pictures

Pastor Tim

14361

Horse and Cowboy at Dentist

Lightning wanted Cowboy Bill's teeth checked before agreeing to take him home. ... read more..

23 Sep

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

9056

Nintendo Car Steering Wheel

Car makers are getting carried away with gadget features! ... read more..

23 Sep

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

8625

Widow's MLM

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

23 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1491

Cybersalt News - September 23, 2011

Mrs. Cybersalt and I are sharing a monitor (the computer type - not the lizard) at Cybersalt World Headquarters today. What I hoped to be a highly productive and efficient yesterday quickly descended ... read more..

22 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1781

Other's Welfare

Two brothers worked together on the family farm. One was married and had a large family. The other was single. At the day's end, the brothers shared everything equally, produce and p... read more..

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