Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3574 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quote #1182
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1182

"If you want to be a leader with a large following, just obey the speed limit on a winding, two-lane road." read more..
Beware of Sign
Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
7083
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Beware of Sign

A sign you should just skip this leg of your hike. ... read more..
Duck Taped
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Duck Taped

After the duck taping it was obvious Roland's furnace apprenticeship was off to a bad start. ... read more..
One-liner #0729
One-liners
Pastor Tim
2008
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One-liner #0729

Binary Barb: What part of 01001110 01101111 don't you understand?... read more..
CD Burner
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5320
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CD Burner

George couldn't believe they only wanted $20.00 for the cd burner. ... read more..
Car Cow
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
6569
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Car Cow

How farmer John didn't notice Bessy had hidden in the car was beyond understanding. ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3755 - October 4, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
139
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3755 - October 4, 2011

Issue #3755 Cybersalt News Well hello there -  remember me? I want to thank everyone who noticed the lack of Cybersalt Digests last week and e-mailed to ask if I was OK.&nb read more..
Cybersalt News - October 4, 2011
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1935
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 4, 2011

Well hello there -  remember me? I want to thank everyone who noticed the lack of Cybersalt Digests last week and e-mailed to ask if I was OK.  I can't really go into the details of what to... read more..
Take A Number Complaint Sign
Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Take A Number Complaint Sign

Staff in the complaint department eventually stopped caring. ... read more..
Convertible Maker
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
5872
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Convertible Maker

They tried everything to keep up with quotas down at the convertible factory. ... read more..
Can Opener
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Can Opener

Though some thought she looked strange Montabo sure was handy to have around to help open paint cans. ... read more..
Stork Return
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5635
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Stork Return

Nobody really expected the stork would agree to take Johnny back on warranty. ... read more..
Bicycle Recycle
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5667
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Bicycle Recycle

Hector and his re-cycle. ... read more..
Campaign Funding
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3671
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Campaign Funding

Can you believe a candidate dropped out of the race because of a lack of campaign funds? Anyone who stops spending just because he's out of money doesn't belong in Washington anyway!  ... read more..
Quote #1181
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1987
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Quote #1181

"Faith: Putting all your eggs in God's basket, then counting your blessings before they hatch." read more..
One-liner #0728
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0728

Papering Over The Truth: It's especially dangerous to run with scissors when someone nearby is running with rock.... read more..
Church Challenge
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2354
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Church Challenge

Church Challenge: Sunny today with a slight chance of participation.... read more..
Good News Stewardship
Sermons
Marcia Lee Laycock
1954
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Good News Stewardship

If you have ever been hurt by the way a church does money, this message is full of good news for you. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20111002.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20111... read more..
Santa Scooter
Funny Christmas Pictures
Pastor Tim
10467
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Santa Scooter

Santa has cut back on greenhouse gases, but increased his carbon footprint. ... read more..
50 Famous Parental Sayings
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
4548
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50 Famous Parental Sayings

I think I may have heard 49 of these 50 famous parental sayings. ... read more..
Horse Meeting
Funny Horse Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Horse Meeting

I guess you're wondering why I called this meeting. ... read more..
Quote #1180
Quotes
Pastor Tim
2087
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Quote #1180

"Life is like a dog-sled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes."- Lewis Grizzard read more..
Cybersalt News, September 26, 2011
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
2054
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Cybersalt News, September 26, 2011

Today's featured funny page on the Cybersalt site is "Hallmark-Billboard" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/hallmark-billboard Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..
Zoo Employee
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2735
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Zoo Employee

Did you hear about the folks at the zoo who work in the butterfly room there? One of them is doing such a good job they named him "Employee of the Moth." (Craig Bell)... read more..
Arm Injury
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5781
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Arm Injury

The brilliant lawyer F. E. Smith once defended a bus driver against claims that his negligence had caused injury to a young man's arm. "Will you please show us how high you can lift your arm now?" Sm... read more..
Courses for Politically Correct World
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2444
2 min read

Courses for Politically Correct World

Courses for Life in a PC (Politically Correct) World - SSC101 Spinal Strengthening and Conditioning 1: This course explores the techniques needed to have an opinion, state it, and stick to it. The co... read more..
Quote #1179
Quotes
Pastor Tim
2288
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Quote #1179

"Fall in love with someone who deserves your heart, not someone who plays with it." read more..
One-liner #0727
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0727

"I do have washboard abs - they just happen to have a little laundry on them at the moment." read more..
The Wrong Place and The Wrong Time
Sermons
Marcia Lee Laycock
1677
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The Wrong Place and The Wrong Time

If you avoid being in the wrong place you won't suffer what happens there at the wrong time. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110925.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110925.mp3{/... read more..
Ninety-Two Cows
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2453
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Ninety-Two Cows

"Only 92 of our 100 cows were in the barn so I couldn't begin the milking. We still lacked eight," Tom uttered. read more..
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