Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3444 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - September 3, 2011

I like to be helpful whenever I can be - even when it comes to keeping the horses relaxed!www.cybersalt.org/funny-horse-pictures/horseyawn Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2919

Nylons

"Nylons give women a run for their money." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2047

One-liner #0709

"Wow, Costco has a great deal on the tires for my car. Too bad they sell them in packs of 64 tires."- @danrutledge1 read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1512

Quote #1161

"The tendency of religious people is to use spiritual and ethical observance as a lever to gain power over others and over God, appeasing Him through ritual and good works."- Tim Keller read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
7100

Pastor Kevorkian

If Dr. Jack Kevorkian Was a Pastor. read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
6853

Elvis Worship Leader

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
16835

Flintstones Car

Wilma hated it when she had to pick Fred up from work. ... read more..

Funny Horse Pictures
Pastor Tim
12795

Horse Yawn

Playing Pastor Tim's sermons in the barn was really helping the horses relax. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1377

Cybersalt News - September 2, 2011

Today's featured funny picture is a timely reminder to remember your manners when you attend barbecues.  You will find "Barbecue Fork" at: https://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/barbecue-fork ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2223

One-liner #0708

"If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2386

Pirate Corn

What does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3392

Classroom Talk

Thanks to Cybersalt Digest subscriber, Georgia B., for passing along this story from her sister-in-law, Mrs. Hall. As you know, kids say the darnedest things. Yesterday, a sweet little nugget said, ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
13841

Driving School Gone South

That was the day that things went south at the North Driving School. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
7262

Just Kidding Sign

Everyone wants to be comedian. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5642

Ocean Hear

Hey! I Can Hear the Ocean! ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
14847

Chainsaw Woodchuck

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck . . . . ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
8824

Barbecue Fork

It's proper manners to eat your food with a fork. ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1682

Quote #1160

"If joy and triumph be showed when a king's child is born to the world, what joy is sufficient, when God's child is regenerated from heaven. The one is flesh, which is born of flesh: the other is spir read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
7742

President Bush Limo

You can take George W. out of Texas but you can't take Texas out of George W.! Check out President Bush's new limousine! ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1546

Cybersalt News - September 1, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and a happy September to you all as well! The return of the Cybersalt Digest is a few days late due to all the fun Mrs. Cybersalt and I are having with family who are stil... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3723

Meet the Parents

A young man looking to get married asked his friend. "Every woman I bring home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like." "Oh, that's easy," his pal replied. "All you have to do is find someone who... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1578

Quote #1159

Anyone who starts a sentence "With all due respect..." is about to insult you.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2473

Life is Like a Donut

"Life is like a doughnut... you're either in the dough or in the hole." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2140

One-liner #0707

"A healthy adult male consumes each year one-and-one-half times his own weight in other people's patience." read more..

Videos
Pastor Tim
5002

A Little Help From a Friend

Sometimes we just need a little help from our friends - or to give them a little help. ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3840

Big Rig School Bus Jump

From the same speedway that brought you a school bus jumping over a line of cars, here is a big rig jumping into a school bus! ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
8557

Eat Mor Chikin

Who said cows are dumb? ... read more..

Funny Horse Pictures
Pastor Tim
22417

Horse Swim

"Desert Dude" was definitely not a mudder. read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
19236

Grocery Cart Barbecue Grill

Free barbecue grill at your local grocery store - while supplies last! ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
14128

Barber Play

Just say "No!" when your brother asks if you want to play barber shop. ... read more..