Monthly Archive

April 2012

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Just Wait
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Just Wait

If you think my puns are bad... just wait 'til they're full groan.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3855 - April 17, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3855 - April 17, 2012

Issue #3855 Cybersalt News There is a new entry in the FunBlog today.  I think you will enjoy "Escalator Dog" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/escalator-dog Enjoy the rest read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3856 - April 17, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
99
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3856 - April 17, 2012

Issue #3856 Cybersalt News There is a new entry in the FunBlog today.  I think you will enjoy "Escalator Dog" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/escalator-dog Enjoy the rest read more..
Cybersalt News - April 17, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 17, 2012

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today.  I think you will enjoy "Escalator Dog" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/escalator-dog Enjoy the rest of today's mailing  ... read more..
Escalator Dog
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Escalator Dog

Escalators seem simple enough - but not for this cute dog! ... read more..
Quote #1287
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1287

"Pay attention to your enemies, for they are the first to discover your mistakes." - Antisthenes read more..
One-liner #0838
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0838

"Stop anthropomorphizing tools - they hate it." read more..
Tim Robbed
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Tim Robbed

One night, Tim was walking home when, all of a sudden, a thief jumped on him. Tim and the thief were began to wrestle. They rolled about on the ground and Tim put up a tremendous fight. However, the ... read more..
World Coveting Championship
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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World Coveting Championship

World Coveting Championship: Looks likes this year's contest will come down to who wants it more.... read more..
Type O Blood
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Type O Blood

Type O blood predisposes people to make more mistakes when they type.... read more..
Room for Anguish
Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
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4 min read

Room for Anguish

This year I had such a rich experience of Lent and Easter, and it really caused me to reflect on how Christianity is a faith that has room for anguish, that suffering is neither foreign nor unexpected... read more..
Proclaiming Truth
Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Proclaiming Truth

People will never hear the truth about Jesus unless we tell and teach it to them. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120415.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120415.mp3{/audio} ... read more..
Parallel Lines
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Parallel Lines

"Parallel lines have got so much in common... it's a shame they'll never meet." read more..
Psalm 22
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Psalm 22

Minute Waltz: Not meant to be completed in a minute. Twenty-second Psalm... also not gonna happen.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3854 - April 13, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
107
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3854 - April 13, 2012

Issue #3854 Cybersalt News Today's newest addition to the FunBlog is some amazing timelapse photography of the aurora borealis over Sweden.  I'm not sure why  You' read more..
Cybersalt News - April 13, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 13, 2012

Today's newest addition to the FunBlog is some amazing timelapse photography of the aurora borealis over Sweden.  I'm not sure why  You'll find it at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/aurora-boreali... read more..
Quote #1286
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1286

‎"Porn makes someone other than your spouse your standard of beauty." @PastorMark... read more..
One-liner #0837
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0837

"Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something."- Mitch Hedberg read more..
Joey Sets The Table
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Joey Sets The Table

A certain man had invited the pastor and his wife for dinner, and it was little Joey's job to set the table. But when it came time to eat, Joey's mother said with surprise, "Why didn't you give Mrs. ... read more..
Aurora Borealis Over Sweden
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Aurora Borealis Over Sweden

Here's some amazing time lapse video of extreme auroras in the skies above Abisko National Park in Sweden. ... read more..
Bakery Bliss
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Bakery Bliss

Bakery Bliss: It's nice to be kneaded.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3853 - April 12, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
132
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3853 - April 12, 2012

Issue #3853 Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Would you like to see an invisible Mercedes?  If so, come look in my driveway or watch the newest video in the Fun read more..
Cybersalt News - April 12, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 12, 2012

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Would you like to see an invisible Mercedes?  If so, come look in my driveway or watch the newest video in the FunBlog at:https://www.cybersalt.org/funblog/invisible-m... read more..
Invisible Mercedes
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Invisible Mercedes

If you want to see an invisible Mercedes you can come look in my driveway.  If that is too far to travel you can just watch this video. ... read more..
Reverent Behavior
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Reverent Behavior

At a local church, the members take pride in the reverent behavior of the children during the sermons. Asked how they engendered this profound respect for the Almighty, one elder explained to me: "I... read more..
One-liner #0836
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0836

"Sliced bread: The best thing since ripped up bread." read more..
Quote #1285
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1285

"I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once." read more..
Pedantic Kleptomaniacs
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Pedantic Kleptomaniacs

Pedantic kleptomaniacs take things literally.... read more..
Lots of Kids
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Lots of Kids

I have five siblings, three sisters and two brothers. One night I was chatting with my Mom about how she had changed as a mother from the first child to the last. She told me she had mellowed a lot ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3852 - April 11, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
110
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3852 - April 11, 2012

Issue #3852 Cybersalt News There's a new entry in the FunBlog today.  It's a video that starts out a little slow, but I think "Mnozil Brass Lonley Boy" will impress and read more..
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