July 2012 - Monthly Archive

26 Jul

Cybersalt News

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Cybersalt News - July 26, 2012

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's Cybersalt news is really big. Mrs. Cybersalt and I are going to be grandparents; our eldest daughter and husband are expecting in February! We've known ... read more..

26 Jul

Clean Jokes

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Tips For Student Pilots

Tips for student pilots. 1. Takeoffs are optional. Landings are mandatory. 2. If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If you pull the stick back, they get smaller. 3. Flying isn't dan... read more..

26 Jul

Clean Puns

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Small Groups

Small Groups: Waiting for the ambience to take me to the hospitable.... read more..

26 Jul

Quotes

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Quote #1308

"A friend is a gift you give yourself."- Robert Louis Stevenson read more..

26 Jul

One-liners

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One-liner #0859

Be An Optimist: No sense being pessimistic...it won't work anyway.... read more..

20 Jul

Cybersalt News

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Cybersalt News - July 20, 2012

Pastor Tim slinks quietly back into your inbox . . . . I thought I better send out a mailing since so many have been e-mailing me and wondering if I am OK or occupied with performing community servic... read more..

20 Jul

Clean Jokes

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Shoe Cover-Up

One day a man drove his secretary home after she fell quite ill at work. Although this was an innocent gesture, he decided not to mention it to his wife, who tended to get jealous easily. Later, that... read more..

20 Jul

Quotes

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Quote #1307

‎"I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is." - Albert Camus... read more..

20 Jul

Clean Puns

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Perching Parrots

Two Parrots are on a perch. One says: "Can you smell fish?"... read more..

20 Jul

One-liners

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One-liner #0858

Anyone who says an onion is the only vegetable that will make you cry has never been hit in the face with a pumpkin.... read more..

One Direction - What Makes You Beautiful

19 Jul

FunBlog

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One Direction - What Makes You Beautiful

How many guys does it take to play a grand piano? It takes 5 of the Piano Guys. I don't think piano lessons teach this. ... read more..

16 Jul

FunBlog

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The Fourth Man

The quality of this video is not the best, but the laughs are still great. ... read more..

15 Jul

Cybersalt News

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Cybersalt News - July 15, 2012

We don't get many thunderstorms around Cybersalt World Headquarters, so this was a treat to see, hear, and film. ... read more..

15 Jul

Sermons

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Help Yourself

The quality of this audio recording is horrible. We've tried our best to improve it so you can listen if you are really interested in its point. The Lord has help for those who need it - help y... read more..

08 Jul

Sermons

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Terry and Carol Thompson Visit

Terry Thompson preaches on a visit while he and Carol are on furlough. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120708-Terry-and-Carol-Thompson-Visit.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm201... read more..

04 Jul

Videos

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Ode To Joy Som Sabadell Flashmob

You'll find the words sung at this flashmob below the video. Ode To Joy Joyful, joyfulWe adore TheeGod of gloryLord of loveHearts unfold like flowers before TheeHail Thee to the sun aboveM... read more..

02 Jul

Funny Car Pictures

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Time To Get Out of Dodge

It's time to get out of Dodge. ... read more..

02 Jul

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

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Teenage Assimilation Bible Cartoon

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

02 Jul

Funny Car Pictures

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Public Transit Battle

Public Transit - 1, Private Vehicles - 0 ... read more..

02 Jul

Funny Car Pictures

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Parallel Parking Champion

It was obvious why Terry was the parallel parking champion of the world. ... read more..

02 Jul

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

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Senior X Games Bible Cartoon

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

02 Jul

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

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Onward Christian Soldiers Bible Cartoon

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

02 Jul

Funny Car Pictures

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Truck Fired Pizza

James had eating issues - and a weakness for pizza. ... read more..

02 Jul

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

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Answering Machine Bible Cartoon

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

02 Jul

Funny Car Pictures

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Car Trailer Flat

Wouldn't you know it? The one size Frank didn't bring. ... read more..

01 Jul

Sermons

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A Nation's Struggle

Israel's struggles as an infant nation remind us that God can do great things through people who trust Him and that His blessing cannot be brought about without Him. Listen Online: {au... read more..