Monthly Archive

December 2012

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Lost Kahkis
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Lost Kahkis

For most people when you lose your “khakis” you've lost your pants, but when you are from Boston and lose your “khakis” you can’t start your car. read more..
One-liner #0905
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0905

Double-negatives are a no-no.... read more..
Judge's Tie
Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Judge's Tie

At a clearance sale, the wife of a federal district court judge found a green tie that was a perfect match for one of her husband's sports jackets. Soon after, while the couple was vacationing at a r... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3927 - December 21, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
113
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3927 - December 21, 2012

Issue #3927 Today's Table of Contents Cybersalt News We now return to our regularly scheduled programming. There is a new funny Christmas picture on the Cybersalt site today AND (ho read more..
Christmas Cat Thoughts
Funny Christmas Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Christmas Cat Thoughts

How to tell if your cat thinks Christmas is ridiculous. ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3926 - December 20, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
103
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3926 - December 20, 2012

Issue #3926 Today's Table of Contents Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I do not drink alcohol - not because it is bad, but because so many bad things happen when peopl read more..
Cybersalt News - December 20, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - December 20, 2012

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I do not drink alcohol - not because it is bad, but because so many bad things happen when people drink alcohol - case in point, the newest funny picture on the Cybers... read more..
Money and Friends
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Money and Friends

A woman called the dean of the college that her freshman son was going to and said, "I'm worried. I don't know who my son can hang out with. He doesn't have the kind of money all the other students ha... read more..
Curious Koalas
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Curious Koalas

Curious koalas exploring space are Mars Snoopyals.... read more..
One-liner #0904
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0904

"The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard." read more..
Quote #1352
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1352

"Selfishness makes Christmas a burden, love makes it a delight."- author unknown read more..
Pretzel Charity
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Pretzel Charity

A little old lady sold pretzels on a street corner for 25 cents each. Every day a young man would leave his office building at lunch time and, as he passed her pretzel stand, he would leave her a qua... read more..
Mayan Calendar Break
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Mayan Calendar Break

One more problem we have beer to thank for. ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3925 - December 19, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
102
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3925 - December 19, 2012

Issue #3925 Today's Table of Contents Cybersalt News Today I am eating a big old humble sandwich with MAYAN-aise on it.  It turns out that all this time I have been using a pic read more..
Cybersalt News - December 19, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - December 19, 2012

Today I am eating a big old humble sandwich with MAYAN-aise on it.  It turns out that all this time I have been using a picture of the Aztec calendar when referring to the Mayan calendar.  I... read more..
Mayan Calendar Correction
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Mayan Calendar Correction

Don't worry about mixing them up - it's not the end of the world.  ... read more..
Went to a Movie
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Went to a Movie

I went to a movie . . . there and back again: This is becoming Hobbit-forming.... read more..
One-liner #0903
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0903

"The Mayan calendar predicts that December 21, 2012 will be the most annoying day on Facebook ever," read more..
It Sure Is
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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It Sure Is

An elderly couple was just settling in to bed one night when the phone rang. The husband got out of bed and went into the living room (parlor) to answer the phone. His wife could hear him say, "Hell... read more..
Quote #1351
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1351

"There are those who hate Christianity and call their hatred an all-embracing love for all religions." G.K. Chesterton read more..
Preparations
Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1979
3 min read

Preparations

One week before Christmas I am finally starting to settle into anticipation and soak in the Christmas spirit. I’m really glad because some years December is so hectic it feels like savouring Chr... read more..
Cybersalt News - December 18, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - December 18, 2012

I can't believe the end is coming on Friday - the end of Mayan calendar jokes that is!  Yes, there's a new funny doomsday picture on the Cybersalt today.  You'll find "Oreo OK!" at:www.... read more..
Apprehension
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Apprehension

As a new employee for a discount brokerage firm, I went for a month of classroom training. Warning us about the volume of information we were required to memorize, one trainer suggested we make lots o... read more..
One-liner #0902
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0902

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."- Rita Rudner read more..
Quote #1350
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1350

‎"Thankfully our Savior is not Santa Claus. He gave His best to us because we were not good."- Moe Bergeron... read more..
Banking Woes
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Banking Woes

The girl came running in tears to her father. "Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!" she cried. "I did? What did I tell you?" said the dad. "You told me to put my money in that big bank,... read more..
Oreo OK!
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Oreo OK!

Another reason why Oreos make so many people feel better. ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3924 - December 18, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
107
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3924 - December 18, 2012

Issue #3924 Today's Table of Contents Cybersalt News I can't believe the end is coming on Friday - the end of Mayan calendar jokes that is!  Yes, there's a new funny dooms read more..
I'm Not Mayan
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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I'm Not Mayan

The Mayan calendar came up recently when we were trying to schedule our Christmas program. We wanted to be sure and do it before the 21st, just in case. However, I got our joking Music Minister when... read more..
Cybersalt News - December 17, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - December 17, 2012

We interrupt this Christmas season for a word about the end of the world, Mayan style! As you undoubtedly have heard by now, the Mayan calendar runs out this Friday, December 21, 2012.  It's the... read more..
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