Monthly Archive

2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3118 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Checking In
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4133
2 min read

Checking In

Brad and Mike are two old retired widowers who reside close to each other and do constant welfare checks on each other. Much of their relationship is based on pragmatism rather than real friendship or... read more..
Good-Bye Bang
Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
24839
5 min read

Good-Bye Bang

Many of you will remember the story of “Bang” - a peach fronted conure that hit one of the windows of Cybersalt World Headquarters in June of 2011 and subsequently became part of our “flock” after we ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3894 - October 19, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
104
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3894 - October 19, 2012

Issue #3894 Today's Table of Contents Cybersalt News There are two new pages on the Cybersalt site today.   The first one is a new entry in my CybersaltShaker blog.  You'l read more..
A Taller iPhone
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3188
<1min

A Taller iPhone

The iPhone 5 is taller - did you now that?  ... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 17, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1023
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 17, 2012

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You'll find "Marine Unit Emergency" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/marine-unit-emergency Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..
Marine Unit Emergency
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
6387
<1min

Marine Unit Emergency

Emergency at the boat launch!  Send the marine unit!  Oh, . . . . never mind. ... read more..
Quote #1323
Quotes
Pastor Tim
2293
<1min

Quote #1323

"The best way to pay for a lovely moment is to enjoy it."- Richard Bach read more..
One-liner #0874
One-liners
Pastor Tim
2251
<1min

One-liner #0874

"You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there‘s a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail." read more..
Stolen Office
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2776
<1min

Stolen Office

"Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will track you down… You have my Word." read more..
Hymns For The Aging
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5155
<1min

Hymns For The Aging

*Hymns for the Aging* Precious Lord, Take my Hand (And Help Me Get Up) It is Well with My Soul (but my back hurts) Nobody Knows the Trouble I have Seeing Amazing Grace (Considering My Age) Just a read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3893 - October 17, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
87
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3893 - October 17, 2012

Issue #3893 Today's Table of Contents Cybersalt News There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You'll find "Marine Unit Emergency" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-p read more..
Cybersalt News - October 15, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1057
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 15, 2012

Did you see my world record skydive from 23 miles up on Saturday?  Of course not!  Everybody is covering Felix Baumgartner's jump on Sunday from 24 miles.  Rodney Dangerfielded aga... read more..
Dog Well Trained
Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
7070
<1min

Dog Well Trained

Yeah, we get it:  he's well trained. ... read more..
Caught in the Act
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2207
<1min

Caught in the Act

Catching her in the act, I confronted our 3-year-old granddaughter, "Are you eating your little sister's grapes?" I demanded. "No," she innocently replied, "I'm helping her share."  ... read more..
Donut Thinking
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
5889
<1min

Donut Thinking

You're thinking donuts. I'm thinking donuts. We must be éclairvoyant. read more..
One-liner #0873
One-liners
Pastor Tim
2001
<1min

One-liner #0873

"I love to give homemade gifts - which one of my kids do you want?" read more..
Quote #1322
Quotes
Pastor Tim
4996
<1min

Quote #1322

"We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses."- Abraham Lincoln read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3892 - October 15, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
96
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3892 - October 15, 2012

Issue #3892 Today's Table of Contents Cybersalt News Did you see my world record skydive from 23 miles up on Saturday?  Of course not!  Everybody is covering Felix Baumgar read more..
Giving and Receiving
Sermons
Pastor Tim
1459
<1min

Giving and Receiving

We often receive what we give. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20121014.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20121014.mp3{/audio}   ... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 11, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1853
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 11, 2012

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There are two new pages on the Cybersalt site today - a funny picture and and FunBlog entry. You will find "iParenting 5" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/iparenting-5 ... read more..
iParenting 5
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4824
<1min

iParenting 5

Malak recently upgraded to iParenting 5. ... read more..
Quote #1321
Quotes
Pastor Tim
2138
<1min

Quote #1321

"In the New Testament church it says they were all amazed - And now in our churches everybody wants to be amused." - Leonard Ravenhill read more..
Red Lights
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3039
<1min

Red Lights

I hate red lights at intersections: They make me cross.... read more..
One-liner #0872
One-liners
Pastor Tim
2121
<1min

One-liner #0872

Dear Star Wars: All galaxies are far, far away - could you be more specific?... read more..
Yesterday Computer Song
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3875
<1min

Yesterday Computer Song

Do you know the song "Yesterday"? Then sing along to this computer version. Yesterday, All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away. Oh I believe in yesterday. Suddenly, The... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3891 - October 11, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
90
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3891 - October 11, 2012

Issue #3891 Today's Table of Contents Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There are two new pages on the Cybersalt site today - a funny picture and and FunBlog entry. You will read more..
Cybersalt News - October 10, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1790
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 10, 2012

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today.  OK, the picture isn't funny, but I think the caption is! (Thanks to Joy P-P for the idea). You will find, "There Was A Spider" at:www.cy... read more..
There Was A Spider
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
6740
<1min

There Was A Spider

Deacon James may have overreacted when he saw the spider, but he was pretty sure it was gone now. ... read more..
Guidance
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2289
1 min read

Guidance

Just up the road from my home is a field, with two horses in it. From a distance, each looks like every other horse. But if one stops the car, or is walking by, one will notice something quite amazin... read more..
Quote #1320
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1975
<1min

Quote #1320

"A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education he may steal the whole railroad."-  Theodore Roosevelt  read more..
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