Monthly Archive

2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3118 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Formula Cheat
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
4823
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Formula Cheat

During an examination, the student was not able to answer the question so he copied the answer from another good student, The answer to the problem was 'log(1+x)'. He didn't want to make it obvious t... read more..
Cat T-Shirts
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4142
<1min

Cat T-Shirts

If cats wore t-shirts, here is what they might say. "Purrfection cannot be improved" "If you don't like my attitude, you should see my cat" "Menopaws, This is the hottest I've been in years." "Tak... read more..
One-liner #0841
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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<1min

One-liner #0841

Thank you…Black Socks with Sandals, for officially declaring to the world, “I've stopped trying.”... read more..
Quote #1290
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Quote #1290

"The thing about quotes on the internet is you cannot confirm their validity."- Abraham Lincoln  read more..
Three Things Thursday [Vol.9]
Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
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<1min

Three Things Thursday [Vol.9]

These three picture frames were inspired by my readings on the internet about how to honour special memories while decluttering. The frame on the left displays memorabilia from our honeymoon, while th... read more..
Cybersalt News - April 19, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1949
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Cybersalt News - April 19, 2012

Due to an error between my seat and my keyboard, yesterday's news was actually the news from the day before.  To correct this error, yesterday's news is now today's news. There is a new funny ca... read more..
What Cats Do
Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
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<1min

What Cats Do

What do you think cat's do? ... read more..
Lunch Communication
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2254
<1min

Lunch Communication

A bricklayer at my husband's construction job routinely complained about the contents of his lunch box. "I'm sick and tired of getting the same old thing!" he shouted one day. "Tonight I'll set my wif... read more..
Quote #1289
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Quote #1289

"Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten."- G.K. Chesterson read more..
As They Get Old Pun - Part 3
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
4459
<1min

As They Get Old Pun - Part 3

As They Get Old . . . Old photographers never die, they just stop developing. Old pilots never die, they just go to a higher plain. Old policemen never die, they just cop out. Old preachers never ... read more..
One-liner #0840
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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<1min

One-liner #0840

"There are two types of people in this world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data" read more..
Memory Clinic
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Memory Clinic

Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?" "Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3857 - April 19, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
105
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3857 - April 19, 2012

Issue #3857 Cybersalt News Due to an error between my seat and my keyboard, yesterday's news was actually the news from the day before.  To correct this error, yesterda read more..
A Real Page Turner
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
4871
<1min

A Real Page Turner

It's a wonder this guy has time to read! ... read more..
Integrity in Business
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2163
<1min

Integrity in Business

An optometrist was instructing a new employee on how to charge a customer. "As you are fitting his glasses, if he asks how much they cost, you say '$75.' If his eyes don't flutter, say, 'For the fra... read more..
Quote #1288
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Quote #1288

"Fame due to the achievements of the mind never perishes.”- Propertius read more..
One-liner #0839
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0839

"Life is too short to remove usb safely." read more..
Sneaking Into the Olympics
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5487
2 min read

Sneaking Into the Olympics

Three guys were trying to sneak into the Olympic Village in Atlanta to scoop souvenirs and autographs. The first said, "Let's watch the registration table to see if there's a crack in the security sys... read more..
Just Wait
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3730
<1min

Just Wait

If you think my puns are bad... just wait 'til they're full groan.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3855 - April 17, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
95
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3855 - April 17, 2012

Issue #3855 Cybersalt News There is a new entry in the FunBlog today.  I think you will enjoy "Escalator Dog" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/escalator-dog Enjoy the rest read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3856 - April 17, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
99
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3856 - April 17, 2012

Issue #3856 Cybersalt News There is a new entry in the FunBlog today.  I think you will enjoy "Escalator Dog" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/escalator-dog Enjoy the rest read more..
Cybersalt News - April 17, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - April 17, 2012

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today.  I think you will enjoy "Escalator Dog" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/escalator-dog Enjoy the rest of today's mailing  ... read more..
Escalator Dog
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Escalator Dog

Escalators seem simple enough - but not for this cute dog! ... read more..
Quote #1287
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1287

"Pay attention to your enemies, for they are the first to discover your mistakes." - Antisthenes read more..
One-liner #0838
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0838

"Stop anthropomorphizing tools - they hate it." read more..
Tim Robbed
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Tim Robbed

One night, Tim was walking home when, all of a sudden, a thief jumped on him. Tim and the thief were began to wrestle. They rolled about on the ground and Tim put up a tremendous fight. However, the ... read more..
World Coveting Championship
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2965
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World Coveting Championship

World Coveting Championship: Looks likes this year's contest will come down to who wants it more.... read more..
Type O Blood
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2959
<1min

Type O Blood

Type O blood predisposes people to make more mistakes when they type.... read more..
Room for Anguish
Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
2244
4 min read

Room for Anguish

This year I had such a rich experience of Lent and Easter, and it really caused me to reflect on how Christianity is a faith that has room for anguish, that suffering is neither foreign nor unexpected... read more..
Proclaiming Truth
Sermons
Pastor Tim
1936
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Proclaiming Truth

People will never hear the truth about Jesus unless we tell and teach it to them. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120415.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120415.mp3{/audio} ... read more..
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