Monthly Archive

2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3118 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Superman Problem
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2698
<1min

Superman Problem

Few people know that Superman had a real problem with kleptomania. He's the man of steal.... read more..
Oz Flick
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2803
<1min

Oz Flick

The Wizard of Oz is the ultimate chick flick -- two women fighting over a pair of shoes.... read more..
One-liner #0829
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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<1min

One-liner #0829

"We will continue having meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done." read more..
Joy In The Midst of Disappointment
Sermons
Pastor Tim
1523
<1min

Joy In The Midst of Disappointment

Complete obedience leads to complete joy and that leads to remaining in Jesus love. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120311.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120311.mp3{/audio} ... read more..
Ikea Mission
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2867
<1min

Ikea Mission

IKEA Mission Possible: Prepare to self construct.... read more..
One-liner #0828
One-liners
Pastor Tim
2177
<1min

One-liner #0828

I start everyday with a sit up - I've done over 19,000 so far.... read more..
Quote #1277
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1978
<1min

Quote #1277

"Rap is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art."- W.A. Mozart  read more..
Wax On, Wax Off
Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
3015
3 min read

Wax On, Wax Off

I was praying about prayer earlier this week. I want to pray, and I love to pray, but days keep going by with just a few God-ward thoughts and maybe a "hey God, help me not to suck today please. I'd read more..
"Demo Dummies" Movie Released
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
4757
<1min

"Demo Dummies" Movie Released

Cybersalt is excited to pass along news of the release of "Demo Dummies" - a Matador Films movie about demo drivers at Western Speedway in Victoria, British Columbia. Many of you know that is the spee... read more..
Penny Problems
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
11125
<1min

Penny Problems

After tucking their three-year-old child Sammy in for bed one night, his parents heard sobbing coming from his room. Rushing back in, they found him crying hysterically. He managed to tell them that ... read more..
Parent Education
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2374
<1min

Parent Education

On a flight to Florida, Mary was preparing notes for one of the parent education seminars she conducted. The elderly woman sitting next to Mary explained that she was returning to Miami after having ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3845 - March 10, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
124
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3845 - March 10, 2012

Issue #3845 Demo Dummies Cybersalt is excited to pass along news of the release of "Demo Dummies" - a Matador Films movie about demo drivers at Western Speedway in Victoria, read more..
Neutral Painting
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2730
<1min

Neutral Painting

Decorating: I'm thinking of painting the living room walls something neutral.... maybe Switzerland.... read more..
One-liner #0827
One-liners
Pastor Tim
2192
<1min

One-liner #0827

"One: How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?" read more..
Cybersalt News - March 09, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
2139
<1min

Cybersalt News - March 09, 2012

As you have probably heard by now, I have not won any electoral seats in the primaries this year, so I am officially suspending my campaign and returning to working on the Cybersalt Site.  It may... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3844 - March 9, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
113
6 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3844 - March 9, 2012

Issue #3844 Cybersalt News As you have probably heard by now, I have not won any electoral seats in the primaries this year, so I am officially suspending my campaign and re read more..
Goober at the River
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3938
<1min

Goober at the River

You can find a picture of a goober at www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober A goober goes out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another goober on the opposite b... read more..
Quote #1276
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1968
<1min

Quote #1276

The phrase, "Don't take this the wrong way" has a zero percent success rate.... read more..
Taking New Land
Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1947
<1min

Taking New Land

I have been so blessed by the girls' small group that meets here on Mondays. This week we had a brief Bible study and then spent some time thinking/praying about some questions to apply the story to read more..
God Says
Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
2092
2 min read

God Says

God says: Pranking blind people ain't funny, yo.Reading the Bible for Lent has been so good for me. For the most part it hasn't even been a huge burden, it just eliminates any questions of what to re read more..
Don't Be a Sucker
Sermons
Pastor Tim
1472
<1min

Don't Be a Sucker

Disconnecting from Jesus brings a dryness to our lives that leaves us unable to anything lasting with out lives. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120304.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}po... read more..
A Really Interesting Story
Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
2020
<1min

A Really Interesting Story

I am still without the itch to blog, just enjoying life as it happens and trying to focus more on the good than the not-great. I'm enjoying a lazy Sunday afternoon, listening to music, cooking for to read more..
Daytona 500 - 2012 Mayan Edition
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
6307
<1min

Daytona 500 - 2012 Mayan Edition

Some people saw this coming! ... read more..
Male Chauvinism In Space
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2417
<1min

Male Chauvinism In Space

A space shuttle was launched with two monkeys and a woman on board. Once the shuttle was in orbit, the control centre radioed instructions: "Monkey number one! Monkey number one to the console!" The ... read more..
One-liner #0826
One-liners
Pastor Tim
2608
<1min

One-liner #0826

"R2D2 was the most foul mouthed movie character of all time - they beeped out every word he said." read more..
Good Enough?
Sermons
Pastor Tim
1720
<1min

Good Enough?

When living our lives, we need to do what is right before God - not just what seems good enough to us. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120226.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20... read more..
Busy in a Good Way
Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
2233
3 min read

Busy in a Good Way

I was wondering how this past week flew by without managing a post, because often that means I've been swamped with life or I've been overwhelmed in my mind or spirit and have nothing left to write a read more..
Waldo Trouble
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2784
<1min

Waldo Trouble

"I'm having trouble finding myself."- Waldo in Therapy read more..
Cat vs. Comma
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3021
<1min

Cat vs. Comma

Cat vs Comma: A cat has it's claws at the end of it's paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.... read more..
Cybersalt News - February 23, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - February 23, 2012

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There are no new pages on the Cybersalt site today so why not just enjoy a fun game of old school bubbleshooter at:www.cybersalt.org/games/bubble-shooter  Enjoy the r... read more..
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