Monthly Archive

2012

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Sausage Sale
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3231
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Sausage Sale

Sausage sales bring out the wurst in people.... read more..
One-liner #0815
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0815

If you say "gullible" slowly it sounds likes "orange."... read more..
Cogito Ergo Spud
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cogito Ergo Spud

Cogito Ergo Spud: I think therefore I yam.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3834 - January 17, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
115
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3834 - January 17, 2012

Issue #3834 Cybersalt News There is a light dusting of snow at Cybersalt World Headquarters these last few days.  That hasn't happened since last February, so Mrs. Cybe read more..
Cybersalt News - January 17, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1999
<1min

Cybersalt News - January 17, 2012

There is a light dusting of snow at Cybersalt World Headquarters these last few days.  That hasn't happened since last February, so Mrs. Cybersalt and I aren't complaining. Since last Friday, I ... read more..
Quote #1264
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1964
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Quote #1264

"It is not length of life, but depth of life."- Ralph Waldo Emerson read more..
Hummer Parking Spot
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Hummer Parking Spot

Afterwards, Louise wished she had just let the captain have the parking spot. ... read more..
Teen Learner's Permit
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Teen Learner's Permit

Kevin could hardly wait for his learner's permit. ... read more..
Renamed Ford pickup Truck
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Renamed Ford pickup Truck

Calling all Cars! Be on the look out for a white Gord. ... read more..
Mini Golf On Car Roof
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Mini Golf On Car Roof

Surprisingly, it's not a Volkswagen Golf! ... read more..
Casket Hot Rod Dragster
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Casket Hot Rod Dragster

Not everyone appreciated what Pastor Paul drove to funerals. ... read more..
You've Been in Corporate America Too Long When…
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5061
2 min read

You've Been in Corporate America Too Long When…

You've Been in Corporate America Too Long When... 1. You ask the waiter what the restaurant's core competencies are. 2. You decide to re-organize your family into a "team-based organization." 3. Yo... read more..
One-liner #0814
One-liners
Pastor Tim
2178
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One-liner #0814

"I'm super lazy - just like normal lazy, but I wear a cape." read more..
Finding Our Way Amidst God's Calling
Sermons
Pastor Tim
1490
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Finding Our Way Amidst God's Calling

God's Kingdom is built by His people working together - not by persons trying to do it all by themselves. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120115.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/s... read more..
Cooking Deadline
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cooking Deadline

I'll have to find a new way to strain noodles if this is the last year I can use my Mayan Colander.... read more..
One-liner #0813
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0813

"I'm trying to find myself, but to make it interesting I'm wearing camouflage." read more..
Our Second Week on the Maker's Diet
Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
2594
2 min read

Our Second Week on the Maker's Diet

This week went much easier than last week! Sunday (day 7) I had a BAD cold, so I took it easy all day and managed to recover in time for work Monday. Barely. I still had a stuffy nose for the first p read more..
One-liner #0812
One-liners
Pastor Tim
2243
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One-liner #0812

"If you fall, I'll always be there to catch you."- floor read more..
Hedgehogs
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
4938
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Hedgehogs

Why can't hedgehogs just share the hedge?... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3833 - January 13, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
129
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3833 - January 13, 2012

Issue #3833 Cybersalt News There is a new FunBlog entry on the Cybersalt site today.  You will find "Bull Frog Ant Crusher" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/bull-frog-ant-c read more..
Cybersalt News - January 13, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 13, 2012

There is a new FunBlog entry on the Cybersalt site today.  You will find "Bull Frog Ant Crusher" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/bull-frog-ant-crusher  There is also a new inspirational video ... read more..
Why I Hate Religion - Spoken Word
Videos
Pastor Tim
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Why I Hate Religion - Spoken Word

This spoken word about religion is a word well spoken! ... read more..
Do Not Disturb
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Do Not Disturb

After a worship service at First Baptist Church in Newcastle, Kentucky, a mother with a fidgety seven-year-old boy told me how she finally got her son to sit still and be quiet. About halfway throu read more..
One-liner #0811
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1980
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One-liner #0811

A cop pulled me over and said, "Papers" to which I replied, "Scissors" and drove away.... read more..
Three Things Thursday [Vol.2]
Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
2258
2 min read

Three Things Thursday [Vol.2]

Number one - I started reading Anna Karenina on my Christmas eReader, and it is way easier to get into than I expected! I downloaded it free from Kobo because it's a classic, and I like to be classy read more..
More on Praise
Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
2008
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More on Praise

I read Psalm 50 today, and verses 12-15 emphasize so much what I have been thinking about praise. They say (God is speaking):"If I were hungry, I would not tell you,for the world and its fullness are read more..
Bull Frog Ant Crusher
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Bull Frog Ant Crusher

This is why people don't have frogs as personal assistants! ... read more..
Get Along
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Get Along

A cowboy walked into a pet store and asked to buy a Dachsund. The store clerk asked why he chose that breed and the cowboy replied, "Because someone told him to "get a long little doggy."... read more..
Quote #1263
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1263

"Worry is stewing without doing." read more..
Praise Brings Power
Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
2166
2 min read

Praise Brings Power

I spent some time on my lunch today meditating on Revelation 4:11,Worthy are you, our Lord and God,to receive glory and honor and power,for you created all things,and by your will they existed and we read more..
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