Monthly Archive

August 2013

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Top Ten Signs You've Bought a Lemon of a Car
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Top Ten Signs You've Bought a Lemon of a Car

*Top Ten Signs You've Bought a Lemon of a Car* 10. Your tinted windows are also known as Hefty Garbage Bags. 9. The car reaches its optimum speed when going downhill. 8. The hi-tech stereo system o read more..
Quote #1372
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1372

“Don’t bother to give God instructions; just report for duty.”- Corrie ten Boom (1892 – 1983)... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3956 - August 2, 2013
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
118
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3956 - August 2, 2013

Issue #3956 Today's Table of Contents   Click here to read today's issue online! Cybersalt News It's official!  The month of July saw record precipitation (zero) and a re read more..
Cybersalt News - August 2, 2013
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1948
<1min

Cybersalt News - August 2, 2013

It's official!  The month of July saw record precipitation (zero) and a record 431 metric hours of sunshine (the equivalent of 3017 dog hours or 125 dog days of summer) at Cybersalt World Headqua... read more..
Idealism
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Idealism

My friend Julie and I were eating at a Chinese restaurant. When an elderly waiter set chopsticks at our places, Julie made a point of reaching into her purse and pulling out her own pair. "As an envi... read more..
One-liner #0923
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0923

"When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's cute - I just find it strange how many people have knives on a date." read more..
Phone Card
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Phone Card

I tried to call you the other day from a pay phone, but I put in my donor card instead of my calling card. It cost me an arm and a leg.      ... read more..
Quote #1371
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1371

"Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but doesn’t get you anywhere." read more..
Johnny In The Garden
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Johnny In The Garden

Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect him, she saw that he was slowly eating a worm. She turned pale. "No, Johnny! Stop! That's horrible! You can't eat worms!"... read more..
Three Things Thursday [Vol. 19]
Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
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2 min read

Three Things Thursday [Vol. 19]

Ah how I love the miscellany I get to write about on Thursdays! From daily life to spiritual life to sarcastic reflections on pregnancy, it’s just so nice to have this outlet for sharing three t... read more..
Cybersalt News - August 1, 2013
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - August 1, 2013

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Yes, it's been a while (May 9) since the last Cybersalt mailing.  Here are some of the highlights that kept Cybersalt Headquarters humming. Our grandson visited us fo... read more..
One Nice Person
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

One Nice Person

I was headed to Cincinnati Ohio. The plane was due to leave at 5pm. I was to connect to a flight from Charlotte, NC at 7:10, and from Charlotte fly to Cincinnati. It was raining. The flight was late... read more..
Quote #1370
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1370

"Do not let us mistake necessary evils for good."- C. S. Lewis read more..
Type A Blood
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Type A Blood

They said I have Type A blood but it was a Type O. read more..
One-liner #0922
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0922

  “They all laughed when I said I’d become a comedian - well, they’re not laughing now!”- Bob Monkhouse   read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3954 - August 1, 2013
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
102
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3954 - August 1, 2013

Issue #3954 Today's Table of Contents   Click here to read today's issue online! Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Yes, it's been a while (May 9) since the last Cybers read more..
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