Monthly Archive

October 2013

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 138 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-liners
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One-liner #0938

If I don't clean my home soon, someone is going to bring in blindfolded people for a Febreeze commercial.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Trapper's Stove

An engineer, a psychologist, and a theologian were hunting in the wilderness of northern Canada. Suddenly, the temperature dropped and a furious snowstorm was upon them. They came across an isolated ... read more..

Uncategorised
Pastor Tim
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Thanks for Subscribing!

Thanks for subscribing! You don't have to wait for the next edition to arrive before you can enjoy content from Cybersalt.  The newsletter archives are waiting for you to start exploring. To vi... read more..

Cybersalt News
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Cybersalt News - October 23, 2013

I spent about 90 minutes in a cold, damp, foggy cemetery yesterday recording Cybersalt Shaker Episode #008. So far as videos in cemeteries go it was pretty uneventful - though one squirrel was clearly... read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
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Liking and Loving the Bad - Cybersalt Shaker Episode #008

Liking news of a good man's death on Facebook prompts Pastor Tim to shine a new light on Romans 12:19-21. ... read more..

Illustrations
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Power Of Suggestion

The customer in the Italian restaurant was so pleased that he asked to speak to the chef. The owner proudly led him into the kitchen and introduced him to the chef. "Your veal parmigiana was superb,"... read more..

Quotes
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Quote #1385

“Here’s what’s surprising about making sense of your life in God’s story: the story is not about you—it’s about him. He is both the author and the main character, and he has written you into his story... read more..

Clean Puns
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My Other Car

I'd say my other car is a limousine, but that would be a stretch.... read more..

One-liners
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One-liner #0937

I can't believe all the singles in my area that want to meet me - it's probably because of all the iPads I've won!... read more..

Clean Jokes
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Pop Please

While on maternity leave, a woman from our office brought in her new bundle of joy. She also had her seven-year-old son with her. Everyone gathered around the baby, and the little boy asked, "Mommy,... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3974 - October 23, 2013

Issue #3974 Today's Table of Contents   Click here to read today's issue online! Cybersalt News I spent about 90 minutes in a cold, damp, foggy cemetery yesterday recording Cy read more..

Help Us Build Your Site
Pastor Tim
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Adding FaceBook Social Plugins to Your Joomla Site

The purpose of this page is to demonstrate the number of FaceBook social plugins available to put on your Joomla site. Cybersalt uses the JFBConnect extension for easily putting FaceBook social plugi... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - October 21, 2013

It has been super foggy around Cybersalt World Headquarters the last 4 or 5 days!  It has made for some grey days but has also provided opportunity to play around with videoing the heavily filter... read more..

Quotes
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Quote #1384

"Lust may be the best example of sin's pattern of over-promising, under-delivering, and ensnaring." - Brad Hambrick read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Bouquet Toss

When they tossed the bouquet at the hypochondriac wedding everybody caught something. ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0936

The last time I took advice, it only worked because I changed it.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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New Golfer

A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatever of the game. The pro showed him th... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3973 - October 21, 2013

Issue #3973 Today's Table of Contents   Click here to read today's issue online! Cybersalt News It has been super foggy around Cybersalt World Headquarters the last 4 or 5 day read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
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The Discipline of God

The hardships of life are not evidence that God is absent from or indifferent to our lives. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20131020.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20131020.mp3"... read more..

Cybersalt News
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Cybersalt News - October 19, 2013

Here is a couple of videos of the super foggy sunset that happened last night behind Cybersalt World Headquarters. ... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3972 - October 18, 2013

Issue #3972 Today's Table of Contents   Click here to read today's issue online! Cybersalt News There is a new page in the FunBlog today.  This simple black and white car read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - October 18, 2013

There is a new page in the FunBlog today.  This simple black and white cartoon portrays what it can be like "Being a Dad at the Park":www.cybersalt.org/ky94 Speaking of park cartoons, you'll pro... read more..

Illustrations
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Expert Testimony

Arthur C. Clarke, who wrote the science fiction novel 2001: A Space Odyssey, was also a scientist. He received a telegram from newspaper publisher William Randolph Hearst demanding, "Is there life on... read more..

Quotes
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Quote #1383

Parents, the African Proverb is right . . . when elephants fight ants get hurt.  ... read more..

Clean Puns
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Concert Seats

Ironically, I went to an Usher concert and could not find a seat. ... read more..

One-liners
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One-liner #0935

  "Indescribable" sure has a lot of words.   read more..

Clean Jokes
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Daytime Television

A newspaper reporter was writing a feature story about prison life and was interviewing one of the prisoners. "Do you watch much television here?" "Only the daytime shows," the inmate said. "At night... read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
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TOC Packers

This article page features the Green Bay Packers after a loss with a Turn the Other Cheek philosophy read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
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toc footballvikings

This article page is featuring the Minnesota Vikings losing in turn the other cheek style read more..

Backpew
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Benevolent Dictator

This article page cartoon features a pastor in power read more..

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