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Top Ten Amish Spring Break Activities: 10. Drink molasses 'til you heave. 9. Wet bonnet contest. 8. Stuff as many guys as you can into a buggy. 7. Buttermilk kegger. 6. Blow past the Dairy Quee... read more..

It is very important to speak clearly and precisely when ordering in this shop. ... read more..

Sorry if you've groan tired of my puns; that's just how eye roll.... read more..

Tongue: A variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of dead cow. Yogurt: Semi-solid dairy product made from partially evaporated and ferment... read more..

A guy gets home from work one night and hears a little voice. The little voice tells him, "Quit your job, sell your house, take your money, go to Vegas." The man is disturbed at what he hears and igno... read more..

I remember when yoga was called Twister.... read more..

"The more we pray, the more we shall want to pray. The more we pray, the more we can pray. The more we pray, the more we shall pray. He who prays little will pray less, but he who prays much will pr read more..

After receiving noise complaints from neighbors, these people set up a nanny cam and caught their dog doing this. ... read more..

Oh Look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new Funny Dog Video on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Dog Noise Complaint" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/dog-noise-complaint  Enjoy the r... read more..

By the time Ted arrived at the football game, the first quarter was almost over. "Why are you so late?" his friend asked. I had to toss a coin to decide between going to church and coming to the gam... read more..

Pork chops are on the menu down at the seminary tonight: They're casting a pig into a herd of D. Mins.... read more..

Piety: you had me at pie.... read more..

Signs you aren't very competent with a computer: - You've backed-up your desktop by pushing it against the wall. - You've put foam around the computer to prevent it from crashing. - The soles of yo... read more..

"I really only love God as much as I love the person I love the least." read more..

There is a new Funny Car Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Printed Headlight" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/printed-headlight  Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

Jordan was beginning to suspect the 3D-printer he bought was a rip-off. ... read more..

How could a baker not know how flower is spelt?... read more..

Back in the 1800s, Canada's founding fathers gathered to brainstorm and discuss a name for their new country. One of the founding fathers really liked what the neighbors to the south did and pitched ... read more..

There is never going to be a time when you will look at God and say, "You're so predictable!" read more..

A man sees another leaning against the wall of a large building. The second man is puffing away, one cigarette after another. The nonsmoker says, "Sir, I couldn't help noticing how you chain-smoke. H... read more..

I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday and I'll tell you what . . . never again!... read more..

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober  An ice cream store employee is standing behind the co... read more..

Don't be too quick to be offended - you'll find a list of things men will never say at:www.cybersalt.org/pearly-gates-jokes/things-men-will-never-say You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I d... read more..

Don't be too quick to be offended - you'll find a list of things women will never say at:www.cybersalt.org/pearly-gates-jokes/things-women-will-never-say Here honey, you use the remote. Ooh, Antonio... read more..

Tomorrow will be an exciting day here at Cybersalt World Headquarters as Joomla 3.5 (the software that runs the Cybersalt sites) is released. For those of you who have web sites running on Joomla you ... read more..

I think I know who got into the muscle relaxants. ... read more..

When I first started putting One-liners on the Cybersalt Site, some people thought I was being pretty ambitious by numbering the first one "0001" so that they would continue to sort alphabetically (ye... read more..

The local monastery is looking for a choir director: apply if you get the chants.... read more..

Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.... read more..

A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his field. Being concerned about the farmer's soul, the preacher asked the man, "Are you laboring in the vineyard of t... read more..