Monthly Archive

July 2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 149 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Thinking Outside of the Box
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Thinking Outside of the Box

This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application. You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night. You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people w... read more..
Grammar Camp
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Grammar Camp

You can’t run through a campground – you can only ran because it’s past tents.... read more..
Helping Daddy
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Helping Daddy

One day a young boy ran crying to his mother and rubbing his behind. His mother said, "Bobby, why are you crying?" "Because daddy hit his thumb with the hammer!" little Bobby wailed. "Why, that's n... read more..
Quote #1522
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1522

"A crisis doesn’t make a man; it shows what a man is made of." - Warren Wiersbe read more..
One-liner #1074
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1074

Sixty percent of pit bull attacks occur between tying the bandanna around its neck and putting the sunglasses on its face.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4130 - July 15, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
108
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4130 - July 15, 2016

Cybersalt News There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Dolphin Fear" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/dolphin-fear  Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor read more..
Cybersalt News - July 15, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - July 15, 2016

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Dolphin Fear" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/dolphin-fear  Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..
Quote #1521
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1521

"Leaders who refuse to listen will eventually be surrounded by people who have nothing helpful to say." - Andy Stanley read more..
Dolphin Fear
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Dolphin Fear

Maybe they shouldn't have put her on top of the feed bucket. ... read more..
Dr. Benchvorkian
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Dr. Benchvorkian

Buyer Beware: Shopping malls have benches, so guys can sit while they give up the will to live.... read more..
One-liner #1073
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1073

Never bring a downhill run to an uphill battle.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4129 - July 14, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
101
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4129 - July 14, 2016

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Mrs. Cybersalt and I are back from our time away focussing on the tasks and goals that kept us very busy from June 1 to July 6. During those 36 days, w read more..
Car 34
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Car 34

A young man is an avid listener to the city's police frequency, and he leaves the scanner on all the time. One morning while making his bed, he heard the dispatcher say, "Car 34, there is a five-foo... read more..
Coveting
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Coveting

While walking through a parking lot, I tripped and fell flat on my face. As I was lying there, a woman stopped her car and called out, "Are you hurt?" "No, I'm fine," I said. "Oh, good," she continu... read more..
Cybersalt News - July 14, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - July 14, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Mrs. Cybersalt and I are back from our time away focussing on the tasks and goals that kept us very busy from June 1 to July 6. During those 36 days, we travelled appr... read more..
Name Need
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Name Need

To prepare for my daughter's First Communion, I called the church in the town where we used to live to get a copy of her baptismal certificate. We lived there for only a short while, so I didn't know ... read more..
Cat Cookie Thief
Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Cat Cookie Thief

One more thing blamed on the dog. ... read more..
Politically Correct Cat Terms
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Politically Correct Cat Terms

Politically correct terms for cat owners: - My cat does not barf hairballs, he is a floor/rug re-decorator. - My cat does not break things, she helps gravity do its job. - My cat does not fear dogs... read more..
Summer Reading
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Summer Reading

Just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome; it started off badly but by the end I really liked it.... read more..
Quote #1520
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1520

"People ask me, 'Why pray if God is sovereign?' I respond, 'Why pray if He isn't?'" - Michael Horton read more..
The Intolerable Compliment
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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The Intolerable Compliment

“We are, not metaphorically but in very truth, a Divine work of art, something that God is making, and therefore something with which He will not be satisfied until it has a certain character. Here a... read more..
One-liner #1072
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1072

I'm ready to be a parent because I just told the oil change guy "no" 15 times in 30 seconds.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4128 - July 7, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
107
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4128 - July 7, 2016

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Happy July everyone. Yes I know it has been July for 7 days, but Mrs. Cybersalt and I have been super busy as we said we would be until "earlyish" in July. read more..
Cybersalt News - July 7, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - July 7, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Happy July everyone. Yes I know it has been July for 7 days, but Mrs. Cybersalt and I have been super busy as we said we would be until "earlyish" in July.  Daily mail... read more..
Remembrance
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Remembrance

The staff at a business office was hosting a farewell luncheon for a retiring colleague. As the group prepared to go to the restaurant, they found that they couldn't fit the giant balloon they had pur... read more..
Lock Jaw
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Lock Jaw

In one small rural town the sheriff also fulfilled the role of the town's veterinarian. One night the phone rang, and his wife answered. An agitated voice inquired, "Is your husband there?" "He is,... read more..
One-liner #1071
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1071

"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail." -  Unknown read more..
Hamburger Help
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Hamburger Help

Hamburger Helper: It works, but only if the hamburger is ready to accept the fact that it needs help.... read more..
Quote #1519
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1519

Legalistic remorse says, "I broke God's rules," while real repentance says, "I broke God's heart." - Tim Keller read more..
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