Monthly Archive

2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1477 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Card Dog
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Card Dog

A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards. The dog was exhibiting an extraordinary performance. "This is a very smart dog," the man commented. "He's not so sm... read more..
Trooper Delivery
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4273
<1min

Trooper Delivery

One day a State Trooper was pulling off an expressway near Chicago. When he turned onto the street at the end of the ramp, he noticed someone at a chicken place getting into his car. The driver ... read more..
Operation Wheelchair
Inspiration
Pastor Tim
2117
<1min

Operation Wheelchair

When Staff Sergeant Mark Horsley went undercover on the notorious Downtown Eastside of Vancouver, Canada he found something surprising. ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4040 - March 4, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
100
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4040 - March 4, 2016

Cybersalt News When I moved from Toronto to Vancouver Island (Canada's balmiest climate) I realized that all my life I had been an Westerner trapped in an Easterner's body. Growing up I sometimes w read more..
Cybersalt News - March 4, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - March 4, 2016

When I moved from Toronto to Vancouver Island (Canada's balmiest climate) I realized that all my life I had been an Westerner trapped in an Easterner's body. Growing up I sometimes wondered if I could... read more..
Trains Plowing Through Snow
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
4477
<1min

Trains Plowing Through Snow

I don't know about you, but I get a warm feeling when I see trains plowing through cold snow.  ... read more..
Mute Golf
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3581
<1min

Mute Golf

A man was about to tee off on the golf course when he felt a tap on his shoulder and a man handed him a card that read "I am mute. I am not able to speak. May I play through, please?" The first man a... read more..
Quote #1444
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Quote #1444

"In seed time learn, in harvest teach, in winter enjoy."~ William Blake read more..
Flamingo Act
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3214
<1min

Flamingo Act

When my wife wanted me to stop acting like a flamingo, I had to put my foot down.... read more..
Remarriage
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2618
<1min

Remarriage

Two women met for the first time since graduating from high school 40 years ago. One asked the other, "You were always so organized in school, "Did you manage to live a well planned life?" "Oh yes," ... read more..
One-liner #0995
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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<1min

One-liner #0995

So I just read Starbucks is planning on selling beer and wine; apparently it's getting difficult to sell sober people a $10 cup of coffee.... read more..
Deer Hunting
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
8324
<1min

Deer Hunting

A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?" "Henry h... read more..
Never Too Old
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3691
<1min

Never Too Old

Two elderly gentlemen were visiting.  "I guess you're never too old," the first one boasted. "Why just yesterday a pretty college girl said she'd be interested in dating me.  But to be perfe... read more..
Cybersalt News - March 2, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1512
<1min

Cybersalt News - March 2, 2016

I'm back. I had hoped to keep sending out mailings while Mrs. Cybersalt and I were back east in Toronto (visiting our daughter, son-in-law, and grandson) but fun family times trumped fun computer time... read more..
Earthly Treasures
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2771
<1min

Earthly Treasures

Showing his friend around his his home, Fred started to point out all of the collectibles he and his wife had acquired over their long years of marriage. "The day before I die, I'm going to sell ever... read more..
Quote #1443
Quotes
Pastor Tim
2403
<1min

Quote #1443

"Faith is saying, 'Here I am' before we know our mission. Fear is wanting to know our mission before we say, 'Here I am.'" - Leonard Sweet read more..
Martial Arts
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3070
<1min

Martial Arts

Martial Arts: I use my boxing skills sparringly.... read more..
One-liner #0994
One-liners
Pastor Tim
2180
<1min

One-liner #0994

My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.... read more..
Moving Label
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4592
<1min

Moving Label

Having moved 15 times during our 37-year marriage, my husband and I appreciate movers who take the time to label carefully boxes they pack for us. The accuracy of labels can make a huge difference wh... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4039 - March 2, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
108
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4039 - March 2, 2016

Cybersalt News I'm back. I had hoped to keep sending out mailings while Mrs. Cybersalt and I were back east in Toronto (visiting our daughter, son-in-law, and grandson) but fun family times trumped read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4038 - February 18, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
139
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4038 - February 18, 2016

 Cybersalt News - February 18, 2016 Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I haven't mentioned this here yet, but my church has graciously and sacrificially given me a 6 month sabbatical, which began yeste read more..
Cybersalt News - February 18, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - February 18, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I haven't mentioned this here yet, but my church has graciously and sacrificially given me a 6 month sabbatical, which began yesterday. The day started out very early with ... read more..
One-liner #0993
One-liners
Pastor Tim
2424
<1min

One-liner #0993

I misplaced my thesaurus and feel terrible; just terrible, really terrible.... read more..
Quote #1442
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Quote #1442

"Christians should not be optimists; we know too much about sin. We should also not be pessimists, for we know the living God." - Timothy Keller read more..
Brain vs Brawn
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6387
<1min

Brain vs Brawn

The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could out do anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes,... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4037 - February 16, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
133
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4037 - February 16, 2016

 Cybersalt News - February 16, 2016 There is a new Funny Picture on Cybersalt site today. You will find "Remove Child" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/remove-child  Enjoy the rest of t read more..
Remove Child
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4117
<1min

Remove Child

Just in case some people go too far trying to save water! ... read more..
Quote #1441
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Quote #1441

"God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart form Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing." - C.S. Lewis read more..
Accents
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Accents

About a year ago my sister, who lives in Virginia, was talking with her four year old son, Brent. He was asking her why all their relatives from Wisconsin talk funny and sound like their noses are pl... read more..
Contractor
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
6478
<1min

Contractor

My job is in the Aerospace Industry, and it's always been a challenge to explain what kind of work I do. At one gathering, I tried several unsuccessful attempted explanations before deciding to be as ... read more..
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